Definitive Ninjas v. Cowboys

[TheSnail]

Mike Jooonees! lol. They have nothing on Lucky Luke, if anyone knows who he is..

[SochBAT]

It really comes down to who's turf they are playing on. If it was in a saloon, the cowboy would be a regular, and would question anyone else that wasn't. Cowboys are smarter than that! If tehy were on the ninja's turf, in a garden, Guns > garden hoes. HAHAHA! Donatel-JOWNZZ

[420sx]

say give a cowboy an ak74 and hes gonna pwn some star throwin ninja biches.

yeaaaaaaa....... Peter, whats happenning.

oh yea and i'm also gonna need you to come in on sunday..... we lost some ninjas this weekend so we have to play catchup. mmmmkkkaay? thanks!

[SochBAT]

Cowboys > Ninjas!

[theicecreamdan]

Cowboys don't necesarily have to be western... Han Solo and Boba Fett are definitely have the cowboy frame of mind

[SochBAT]

Space Cowboys!!! Thats AWESOME.

[kandyflip445]

And they get owned by jedi which are basically future ninjas with light sabers. lol

[SochBAT]

hahahah, never thought of that. Actually, its more like ninja v Ninja in the starwars series.

[HyperTek]

lets get the usual facts straight.. ninjas are usually relieing on stealth mode, lets not forget that they have precision accuracy and ninga stars.. and also know martial arts.. hand to hand combat, a ninja hands down..

cowboys on the other hand, have the speed of a horse to get them around, tho yet bulky traveling. Long range combat they have the advantage with rifles..

If you set a ninja out to kill a cowboy, the cowboy would never suspect the stealth of the ninja, thus allowing the ninja to get really close to do his attack..

If you set a cowboy out to kill a ninja, the ninja will be alerted a mile away from the *chiming* sound of his boots or the footsteps of a galuping horse..

How bout a G.I vs a samuri?? you gonna go fantasy battles? Patton vs. Napolean, Ceasar vs King arthur haha i dunno

[SochBAT]

Experience in closerange combat are Cowboys' specialties! BARFIGHTS!! Marksmanship would also be cowboy's specialty too. You couldn't be a badass cowboy if you sucked nuts at shooting. its like drifting with a unicycle.

And cmon, can ninja's REALLY hear a mile away? I mile is FAR. Too far to hear walking, not too far to get sniped.

[theicecreamdan]

Han Solo didn't get pwn3d by Jedis, he just worked for them.

Boba Fett was never pwn3d by Jedi either, he espcaped the sarlaac and went back to work.

[theicecreamdan]

Originally Posted by HyperTek

cowboys on the other hand, have the speed of a horse to get them around, tho yet bulky traveling. Long range combat they have the advantage with rifles..

If you set a ninja out to kill a cowboy, the cowboy would never suspect the stealth of the ninja, thus allowing the ninja to get really close to do his attack..

If you set a cowboy out to kill a ninja, the ninja will be alerted a mile away from the *chiming* sound of his boots or the footsteps of a galuping horse..

you wouldnt HEAR a horse galloping from a mile away, you could probably see the dust cloud, but if a cowboy is riding that fast its because he knows where you are and is coming for a gunfight, ninja = dead. and I'm sure ninjas can ride horses too. But they wouldnt have the trust and skills a cowboy would have so the ninja still gets blasted if he tries to run away.

cowboys have dynomite too, they can blow shit up, and thats better than a ninjas little smoke bomb thingies. and a cowboy could take a ninja on a train no problem.

If you hear the chiming sound of a cowboys spurs, you are probably in front of a saloon and about to get blasted by his trusty 6 shooter. Sorry. ninjas cant draw swords as fast as a cowboy can draw his colt.

Originally Posted by kandyflip445

And they get owned by jedi which are basically future ninjas with light sabers. lol

Jedi are not like ninjas, sith are more Jedi like.

[SochBAT]

Vs.

[kandyflip445]

Originally Posted by theicecreamdan

Han Solo didn't get pwn3d by Jedis, he just worked for them.

Boba Fett was never pwn3d by Jedi either, he espcaped the sarlaac and went back to work.

But Jango Fett got owned and Boba is a clone.

Oh yeah and historically, ninjas had more advanced techniques than their opponents. For one they would have a powder in a little tube that they would throw at the eyes of their target and then kill the person while blind. They used what they could and were very resourceful. I don't think a ninja would hesitate to use some guns if they had to against a cowboy. So the cowboy would get shot in the back.

[TougeRacing]

ninjas are totally sweet. they have jutsus, just watch naruto. when you watch it, you know cowboys got nothing on them hahahaa

[theicecreamdan]

Jango fett wasnt cowboy ish at all.

Boba Fett was a clone, but he was different than all the exact clones, and he didnt let no Jedi fuck him up.

[infinitexsound]

hands down ninjas......cowboys cant turn them self into a human bomb and come back to life.... plus ninjas can call on the elements for times of need....

[max_misawa]

lets do it like this
coboy movies world wide gross > ninja movies world wide gross
agian the american cowboy is the victor

also must gun fights were with in arms distance in the old west
close up hand to hand a cowboy would have a pretty good chance
i would say 85%

Max

[TheSquidd]

What you seem to forget is, why would a ninja go hand to hand with a cowboy? He'd more than likey kill him in his sleep or at the most opportune moment. That's like saying tank vs. person but the tank can't use any of it's weapons but the person gets a landmine. Person wins. You can't make concessions as to either side. A ninja, in any given location using the skills and equipment he would normally use, would definitely take out a cowboy with his own skills and equipment. The cowboy just wouldn't even see it coming.

[TheSnail]

What about a ninja with a gun?

[420sx]

^ doesnt look right. no. ninja with a gun=suckage.

[theicecreamdan]

use of the six shooter makes you a cowboy, that ninja just went against all ninjas, luckily he's joined the winning team.

[SochBAT]

YAY, i just drew a picture to commemorate the epic battle of Ninjas and cowboys! Its amazing how much you can get done in 15minutes!
Now gimme feedback on this beezy!

I also did this one, just to kill the time at work. SelfPortrait!

[anyotherone]

So your an asian guy with only one eye?

Just kidding, I know it's shadowing for effect.

Dang... I wish I was asian sometimes so I could have cool hair like that. My hair looks like this:

[sykikchimp]

Cowboy > Ninja

[SochBAT]

And we all know once a moderator says something, its law!

[sykikchimp]

HAHAHA.. except this Ninja.. he's my hero:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/urbanninja.html

[KA24DESOneThree]

Ninjas own cowboys own pirates.

Pirates are the lowest, followed by most cowboys excepting John Wayne, Vash the Stampede, Wolfwood, and Robert Redford. Ninjas will kill all cowboys but the ones who I named above. Vash kills everyone because his gun goes Chernobyl.

I haven't seen Trigun in years yet I still remember some of it. Crazy.

[ALTRNTV]

Ninja.

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[Nan Desu Ka?!]

Originally Posted by AkademikONE

Ninja.

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