Omg My Car Is Fuckin Up Big Time. Help!!!!!!

[180sExy]

First Off. My Car "was" Having Problems Going Into Gear. When I Would Start My Car It Would Want Too Move Forward An When I Was In Reverse It Would Wanna Move Back Really Bad. Then When I Would Drive It Would Really Be Hard Too Get Into Gear. I Mean Really Hard I'd Have Too Strong Arm It. After Like A Week It Was Acting Up I Herd A Weird Sound While I Was Driving. I Parked My Car An When I Went Too Start It Up An Put In Reverse Too Back Up I Could'nt Even Get Into Reverse. I Mean It Was Like A Brick Wall There. Now I Dont Have A Fifth Gear.lolz Man Talk About Probs. I Think I Bought A Lemon. Thats Not All The Problems I Recently Put In A New Starter An It Was Working Fine. But Since My Car Was Actin Up I Was'nt Driving It. I Went Too Start The Car An All I Herd Was This Rapid Clicking Noise. I Tried It Again An The Same Thing. I'm Like Damn I Need Another Starter. So I Changed The Starter "again". But Now The Damn Thing Juss Sounds Worst. I Turn The Key Its Makin This Weird Noise.its Kinda Hard To Explain Like Its Not Catching Spark.
Any-waz I'm So Sorry For Writing All Of This Shit But It Would Really Be Appreciated If Someone Would Gimme Sum Help. Thank You.