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SilviaDriver · 07-10-2002, 03:43 AM

IT IS TIME TO DO A COMPARISON BETWEEN TWO THINGS TREASURED BY MEN...BEER AND pu$$y...

A beer is always wet.
A pu$$y needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pu$$y tastes better served hot.
Advantage: pu$$y.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pu$$y makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
pu$$y does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pu$$y, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: pu$$y

24 beers come in a box.
A pu$$y is a box you can come in.
Advantage: pu$$y

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: pu$$y.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pu$$y she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: pu$$y

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pu$$y and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pu$$y in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: pu$$y

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pu$$y on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: pu$$y

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

pu$$y can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: pu$$y

If you think all day about the next pu$$y
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: pu$$y

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pu$$y is more fun.
Advantage: pu$$y.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pu$$y
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pu$$y,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pu$$y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: pu$$y.

The worst pu$$y you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pu$$y: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pu$$y: Almost all but the above.
Advantage *****.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: pu$$y.

SR20Fastback · 07-10-2002, 03:51 AM

That was good for a laugh after a night of bowling <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

nrcooled · 07-10-2002, 04:50 AM

That was pretty damn funny. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>   Especially since my day has already started off like crap at work <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

SR20Fastback · 07-10-2002, 05:18 AM

If I got pussy at work that would be badass, cuz it would mean I have a job (and theres hot women there).

boosteds14 · 07-10-2002, 09:13 AM

that was funny, i emailed it though out my office

**West** · 07-10-2002, 09:48 AM

Hey! I love Schlitz beer! Whys it on the Bad list <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

uuninja · 07-10-2002, 10:05 AM

Has any one else noticed how the one always seems to make the other better? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'> Two good things that go good together <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'>

*sykikchimp* · 07-10-2002, 11:37 AM

I agree....  nothing like getting beer from the one that will give you a lot of head.. lol

pornallstar · 07-10-2002, 04:59 PM

What Mark wants tonight: pu$$y
What Mark gets tonight: Beer
The outcome: Mark is drunk and loney with out any pu$$y

SprungScorp · 07-10-2002, 06:09 PM

haha...that was some funny shit....

240meowth · 07-10-2002, 10:41 PM

MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!  TAKE IT OFF!!!

240sxygrl · 07-11-2002, 01:35 PM

LOL....that was great! LMAO....

sr20mofo · 07-11-2002, 03:52 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (pornallstar @ July 10 2002,5:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What Mark wants tonight: pu$$y
What Mark gets tonight: Beer
The outcome: Mark is drunk and loney with out any pu$$y</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
damm sounds like my story <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

07-10-2002, 03:51 AM	#2
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That was good for a laugh after a night of bowling <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

07-10-2002, 04:50 AM	#3
nrcooled Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Turn 8 'bout to get rolled by a SC'd ITR Age: 46 Posts: 1,849 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That was pretty damn funny. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>   Especially since my day has already started off like crap at work <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> __________________ '91 hatch w/ SR Sold; '03 Evo Sold 401 HP; '03 MS Protege sold; '00 Evo 6.5 TME Sold 300HP

07-10-2002, 05:18 AM	#4
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If I got pussy at work that would be badass, cuz it would mean I have a job (and theres hot women there). __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

07-10-2002, 09:13 AM	#5
boosteds14 Zilvia.net Advertiser Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CIPmotorsports Age: 43 Posts: 1,612 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that was funny, i emailed it though out my office __________________ 240SXONE www.240SXMOTORING.com --- One Stop Shop for Your Nissan 240sx

07-10-2002, 09:48 AM	#6
West OMNOMNOMNOM Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Denver, CO Age: 44 Posts: 6,456 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: West Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hey! I love Schlitz beer! Whys it on the Bad list <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ West - Zilvia.net - Toyobaru.net - NapkinSketch.com

07-10-2002, 03:43 AM	#1
SilviaDriver Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 40 Posts: 5,514 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: SilviaDriver Feedback Score: 2 reviews	IT IS TIME TO DO A COMPARISON BETWEEN TWO THINGS TREASURED BY MEN...BEER AND pu$$y... A beer is always wet. A pu$$y needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pu$$y tastes better served hot. Advantage: pu$$y. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pu$$y makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. pu$$y does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pu$$y, you are not disgusted. Advantage: pu$$y 24 beers come in a box. A pu$$y is a box you can come in. Advantage: pu$$y Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: pu$$y. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pu$$y she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: pu$$y Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pu$$y and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pu$$y in the stands at a football game. Advantage: pu$$y If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pu$$y on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: pu$$y With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. pu$$y can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: pu$$y If you think all day about the next pu$$y you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: pu$$y Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pu$$y is more fun. Advantage: pu$$y. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pu$$y at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Tie If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pu$$y, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer. The best pu$$y you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: pu$$y. The worst pu$$y you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer. Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill. Bad pu$$y: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Tie Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, Pete's Wicked Winter Brew. Good pu$$y: Almost all but the above. Advantage *****. The government taxes beer. Advantage: pu$$y.

07-10-2002, 10:05 AM	#7
uuninja Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reston, VA Age: 47 Posts: 812 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Has any one else noticed how the one always seems to make the other better? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> Two good things that go good together <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'> __________________ Lurker Supreme! www.midatlantic240sx.com 91 Coupe 97 KA24DE+T SOLD

07-10-2002, 11:37 AM	#8
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 44 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I agree....  nothing like getting beer from the one that will give you a lot of head.. lol __________________

07-10-2002, 04:59 PM	#9
pornallstar Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 140 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What Mark wants tonight: pu$$y What Mark gets tonight: Beer The outcome: Mark is drunk and loney with out any pu$$y __________________ <img src=http://www.geocities.com/marks300zxtt/pornallstarsig.txt> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

07-10-2002, 06:09 PM	#10
SprungScorp Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 168 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haha...that was some funny shit.... __________________ Why don't you just call it 'Operation Ass Cream'? My Page

07-10-2002, 10:41 PM	#11
240meowth Nissanaholic! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: torrance, ca Age: 41 Posts: 2,407 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!  TAKE IT OFF!!! __________________

07-11-2002, 01:35 PM	#12
240sxygrl Leaky Injector Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 59 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL....that was great! LMAO....

07-11-2002, 03:52 PM	#13
sr20mofo Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 97 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (pornallstar @ July 10 2002,5:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What Mark wants tonight: pu$$y What Mark gets tonight: Beer The outcome: Mark is drunk and loney with out any pu$$y</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> damm sounds like my story <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

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