so i got pulled over tonight for the best reason ever

[BustedS13]

i'm in my truck, going home. i come to a turn that has an arrow light, so i'm sitting waiting for it to go, and a cop passes me going the opposite direction. i'd been sitting there with my windows down and my music up, as there weren't any cars next to me, or any sitting in the intersection at all for the matter. the track is Prodigy - Poison. a cop passes me, going the opposite direction, as he's got a green.
i look in my rearview, expecting to see impala taillights fading in the distance. instead, i see the cop doing a u-turn and pulling up behind me. great.
i get my green and get moving, and no more than a tenth of a mile down, the cop pulls me over into a gas station. what the fuck?
he comes up to my window, asks for my license, and asks me what i've been doing tonight. i explain i'm coming home from a buddy's house, and he asks me if i have any illegal substances in the car. i say no, and he then shines a flashlight in my eyes. at this point i ask why i've been pulled over.
"suspicious music," he says. "i heard that raver crap coming from your car." he then tells me to keep my stereo down, hands me my license, and lets me go.

that's right. i got pulled over for listening to Music For the Jilted Generation.