Whats The Biggest Ricer In Your Town?

[Fresh 240SX]

First, I know this thread is Off Topic but since we don't have a Forum specific to Off Topic *Cough*.... &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

Anyways whats the biggest ricer in your town... state the make, model, colour, and rice the car has ect. ect...

Here in Fort Erie,Ont... Just outside Niagara Falls the most notorious rice rocket is something we call the "Canadain Tire Civic" for those american who dont know what Canadain Tire is, Its like the Canadain equivilent to a Pep Boys & Walmart Hybrid Hardware store.... Known for poor quality auto work hence the nick name, crappy tire, Anyways....

The Canadain Tire Civic is a 1989 (we believe from rough guestimates) Teal Green, Hatchback Civic, Model is undetermined due to mass stickerage and fake badges..

Pretty much this car is stock, with EVERY universal automotive accessory, sticker canadain tire sells... not to mention faux chrome 5 star hub caps...
And the usual $45.99 Fog light package..... Carbon Fiber gas cap which is no more than a plastic sticker..... Do it yourself Limo tint... Stickers include NASCAR RACING, TYPE R, some generic chinese lettering and my personal fav, the "Bad Boys, Bad Toys" accross the bumper and what looks to be 3m Reflective tape possibly from a construction site on the front bumper that acts as some sort of preformance enhancing ground effect.... Note the heavy oxidation on the headlights too, nothing done to clean that up, of course it has the standard "Rat Pack" brand K-Mart sound system....

Thats about all i can recall of it from what i remember.... besides the fact that he revs his engine beside whatever car is next to him REGUARDLESS, everytime!