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josephin510 · 07-30-2009, 07:28 PM

LMAo somebody thats lives in NORCAl quickly PM me your girls number (BUSTY GIRLS PREFERED) Imma hit that i mean send them this joke HURRY UP

KDL323 · 07-30-2009, 07:24 PM

Me: Aye girl, can i talk to you real quick?
Her: Sure, whats wrong?
Me: Well... I was wondering, when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Haha, Quit playin with me!
Me: Girl, ill be yo Aladin and you be my Jasmin and ill take you to a whole new world!
Her: You busy tonight?

HAHAHA SCOREEE!!!

conrad_s13.5 · 07-30-2009, 07:42 PM

oo damn,... let me think of a good one real quick,... update in a few.....lol

Slammed180 · 07-30-2009, 07:42 PM

Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
.....................

It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slammed180

Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
.....................

It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha

i sill think this is the best line so far haha

heavenboundkevin · 07-30-2009, 08:25 PM

some d-bag asked this to my girlfriend the other day. you guys are bastards!!

krazyfil · 07-30-2009, 08:50 PM

me.. soo when can i tap that
girl 1.. never you pig
girl 2... as soon as i come down again
girl 3... wow whatever
girl 4.. tap that?
me.. please hurry its a life or death question
girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart)
me... please answer quickly
girl 4... tomorrow night
me... ooh kinky why not tonight??
girl 4... i have to go home tonight
me... aww thats too bad
girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol
girl 5... ew lol
me.. seriously i need a quick answer
girl 5... never lol

i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha

I LUV MY S13 · 07-30-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

me.. soo when can i tap that
girl 1.. never you pig
girl 2... as soon as i come down again
girl 3... wow whatever
girl 4.. tap that?
me.. please hurry its a life or death question
girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart)
me... please answer quickly
girl 4... tomorrow night
me... ooh kinky why not tonight??
girl 4... i have to go home tonight
me... aww thats too bad
girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol
girl 5... ew lol
me.. seriously i need a quick answer
girl 5... never lol

i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha

this foo texted all the chiks on his phonebook!!

krazyfil · 07-30-2009, 09:03 PM

stage 2 is about to commence... 1st listing was with girls i think like me or exs and what not... this time its all girls who dont like me... ill let u know the respnonses and prolly threats i get hahaha

kandyflip445 · 07-30-2009, 09:12 PM

Screenshots or it didn't happen!!!!! lol

Fries · 07-30-2009, 09:12 PM

This is awesome.

Fries: Hey Girl.
Her: Sup Bro.
Fries: WHEN YOU GUNNA LET ME TAP DAT!?
Her:You just now saw that thread? LMAO
Fries: Fuck. Hahahahahahahaha
Her:Err...I mean... He I'm outside let me in damnit!

Ha!
More shit soon.

krazyfil · 07-30-2009, 09:21 PM

me... soo i know we dont talk.. but when u gonna let me hit that shit? lol
girl 1... lol you're silly, how u been
me... im serious its life or death answer it now
girl 1... not gonna happen.. unless u mean that u would die if it didnt happen.. then yea why not
me... ok thanks lol
girl 1... thats it? wow you are a prick
Girl 2.. lol whaaat?
me... quickly answer its important
girl 2... wtf are u on crack?
me... hurry answer yes or no
girl 2... no, why are u asking me this?
me... is ur answer no... or no u wont answer lol
girl 2... my answer is no
Girl 3... wow FUCK YOU.. lose my number asshole
me... haha seems like u need to get laid lol
girl 3... text me again i call the cops
girl 4... are u for reals?
me... yes its very important please yes or no
girl 4... is this a bet?
me... no its very serious
girl 4... im scared
me.. dont be im gentle
girl 4...death then..
me.. ouch
girl 5... never u talk to much shit and my bf would hear about it like last time
me... he only found out cuz he thought his game was better than mine sorry.. had to shut him down lol
girl 5.. whatever fuck u pig

flip3d · 07-30-2009, 09:34 PM

LOL! so many girls removed me as a friend on facebook. fuck.

HyperTek · 07-30-2009, 09:51 PM

ok i had this convo on aim jus a minute ago, so this is *or was, im not sure if they are still close* friend of a girl i was into but never got with a few years ago *they where some freaks, what guy never fantasized about smashin the bestfriend of a girl he liked?*

me: wassup
her: hi
me:question its been a while
her: huh
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her: no
me i disconnect my aol and reconnect to reinitiate :sorry my connection died
her: sucks
me: sucks?
her: im so tired
her: i hate the heat
me: sorry, didnt mean to get u heated
her: right...
me: so i still cant tap that?
her: lol
her: have u hit (insert ex's name)
her: lol
me: no
her: lol ok then
her: when u hit that
her: uu can have me as seconds
me:didnt know u where down for sloppy seconds
no response

hahahhah mannn dunno why i didnt take advantage of them years ago..

Flicktitty · 07-30-2009, 10:02 PM

LOL great thread.

larisa · 07-30-2009, 10:41 PM

Should I ask some boys this?

HyperTek · 07-30-2009, 10:49 PM

^ur gonna get way too many guys hopes up lmao

hellaslows13 · 07-30-2009, 11:06 PM

Haha...uploading picture of phone as we speak..

Score.

and fail.

updated, no more hoe sharing.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-30-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellaslows13

Haha...uploading picture of phone as we speak..

Score.

i just txt her for you...thanks for the number....good to find a new hoe in diff area code

hellaslows13 · 07-30-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

i just txt her for you...thanks for the number....good to find a new hoe in diff area code

Always down to help another brother out.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-30-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larisa

Me: For the sake of Zilvia and my own boredom. When can I tap that?
Him: After Travis is finished.
Me: Perfect <3
Him: Gossip girl is so good.
Me: Is it on right now?!
Him: I wish
.

lol that is win

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellaslows13

Always down to help another brother out.

dude wats ur name...i wanna txt ++++ saide i could tap that....

hellaslows13 · 07-30-2009, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

lol that is win

dude wats ur name...i wanna txt ++++ saide i could tap that....

haha booty call up in Norcal. Names albert btw

325irollin · 07-30-2009, 11:17 PM

Me: When you gonna let me tap it?
Her: When u gonna come c me?
Me: In the morning massattybeer! (T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word.)
Her: massattybeer?
Me: T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word.
Her: lol i c... well u know i wana c u.. so...

BTW girls are stuck up bitches

larisa · 07-30-2009, 11:31 PM

Me: Travbro. When you gonna let me tap tappity that ass?
Him: Anytime guurrlll.

Me: Jamesie, When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Lol, huh??
Me: Time is a factor.
Him: R u being serious??
Me: Answer.
Him: Lol. U drunk?
Him: I can't tell if this is a joke.
Me: It is. Ruiner.
Him: Lol umm well when's the next time u coming over
Me: Easy killer!
Him: Lol so when you comin over

That backfired....

Me: For the sake of Zilvia and my own boredom. When can I tap that?
Him: After Travis is finished.
Me: Perfect <3
Him: Gossip girl is so good.
Me: Is it on right now?!
Him: I wish

Me: When can I tap that?
Him: Nope.
Me: Ouch.
Him: N**** I'm gay.
Me: This is a serious matter.
Him: But..I'm gay.
Me: I hate you.

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Hit it like u can't quit!!!! Dip!!
Him: You cummins to d1?
Me: Naw.

Fries · 07-30-2009, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fries

this is awesome.

Fries: Hey girl.
Her: Sup bro.
Fries: When you gunna let me tap dat!?
Her:you just now saw that thread? Lmao
fries: Fuck. Hahahahahahahaha
her:err...i mean... He i'm outside let me in damnit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by larisa

her:

lolololololol

325irollin · 07-30-2009, 11:36 PM

hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha

aoiken3 · 07-30-2009, 11:46 PM

this is one of the most entertaining threads i have seen in a long time!

dirtdiggler666 · 07-30-2009, 11:58 PM

damn with a wifey and a kid i only have 2 girls #s in my phone

i shall still give them a go.

ok i got a idea for someone crazy
if you have a girlfriend text her mom and ask. as long as she is single unless your a real crazy fuck.

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtdiggler666

damn with a wifey and a kid i only have 2 girls #s in my phone

i shall still give them a go.

ok i got a idea for someone crazy
if you have a girlfriend text her mom and ask. as long as she is single unless your a real crazy fuck.

I fucked my ex's mom. Not much of a win though since she isn't that attractive...

HyperTek · 07-31-2009, 12:19 AM

me: wassup
her: heyy whats going onnn
me: chillen
me: got a question
her: yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: wtf?
her: rude.
her: peace
me: haha nvm

backfired

07-30-2009, 07:28 PM	#1
josephin510 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: richmond Age: 36 Posts: 504 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LMAo somebody thats lives in NORCAl quickly PM me your girls number (BUSTY GIRLS PREFERED) Imma hit that i mean send them this joke HURRY UP __________________ Trade my Rb25 for some wheels. Buy my Sc300.

07-30-2009, 07:24 PM	#2
KDL323 Zilvia Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: IE Age: 33 Posts: 192 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Me: Aye girl, can i talk to you real quick? Her: Sure, whats wrong? Me: Well... I was wondering, when you gonna let me hit that? Her: Haha, Quit playin with me! Me: Girl, ill be yo Aladin and you be my Jasmin and ill take you to a whole new world! Her: You busy tonight? HAHAHA SCOREEE!!! __________________ NC1.

07-30-2009, 07:42 PM	#3
conrad_s13.5 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: STL Age: 37 Posts: 1,533 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	oo damn,... let me think of a good one real quick,... update in a few.....lol __________________ cONtRol FReAkS

07-30-2009, 07:42 PM	#4
Slammed180 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calgary, Canada Age: 38 Posts: 1,445 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?" ..................... It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha __________________ Blow me, bitches.

07-30-2009, 08:50 PM	#7
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	me.. soo when can i tap that girl 1.. never you pig girl 2... as soon as i come down again girl 3... wow whatever girl 4.. tap that? me.. please hurry its a life or death question girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart) me... please answer quickly girl 4... tomorrow night me... ooh kinky why not tonight?? girl 4... i have to go home tonight me... aww thats too bad girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol girl 5... ew lol me.. seriously i need a quick answer girl 5... never lol i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-30-2009, 09:03 PM	#9
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	stage 2 is about to commence... 1st listing was with girls i think like me or exs and what not... this time its all girls who dont like me... ill let u know the respnonses and prolly threats i get hahaha __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-30-2009, 09:12 PM	#10
kandyflip445 Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Arden, NC Age: 40 Posts: 4,460 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: kandyflip445 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Screenshots or it didn't happen!!!!! lol __________________ My 240 vBgarage

07-30-2009, 09:12 PM	#11
Fries Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas/or/Afghanistan Age: 37 Posts: 1,514 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	This is awesome. Fries: Hey Girl. Her: Sup Bro. Fries: WHEN YOU GUNNA LET ME TAP DAT!? Her:You just now saw that thread? LMAO Fries: Fuck. Hahahahahahahaha Her:Err...I mean... He I'm outside let me in damnit! Ha! More shit soon. __________________

07-30-2009, 09:21 PM	#12
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	me... soo i know we dont talk.. but when u gonna let me hit that shit? lol girl 1... lol you're silly, how u been me... im serious its life or death answer it now girl 1... not gonna happen.. unless u mean that u would die if it didnt happen.. then yea why not me... ok thanks lol girl 1... thats it? wow you are a prick Girl 2.. lol whaaat? me... quickly answer its important girl 2... wtf are u on crack? me... hurry answer yes or no girl 2... no, why are u asking me this? me... is ur answer no... or no u wont answer lol girl 2... my answer is no Girl 3... wow FUCK YOU.. lose my number asshole me... haha seems like u need to get laid lol girl 3... text me again i call the cops girl 4... are u for reals? me... yes its very important please yes or no girl 4... is this a bet? me... no its very serious girl 4... im scared me.. dont be im gentle girl 4...death then.. me.. ouch girl 5... never u talk to much shit and my bf would hear about it like last time me... he only found out cuz he thought his game was better than mine sorry.. had to shut him down lol girl 5.. whatever fuck u pig __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-30-2009, 09:34 PM	#13
flip3d Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL Age: 37 Posts: 1,473 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	LOL! so many girls removed me as a friend on facebook. fuck. __________________

07-30-2009, 09:51 PM	#14
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	ok i had this convo on aim jus a minute ago, so this is or was, im not sure if they are still close friend of a girl i was into but never got with a few years ago they where some freaks, what guy never fantasized about smashin the bestfriend of a girl he liked? me: wassup her: hi me:question its been a while her: huh me:when you gonna let me tap that? her: no me i disconnect my aol and reconnect to reinitiate :sorry my connection died her: sucks me: sucks? her: im so tired her: i hate the heat me: sorry, didnt mean to get u heated her: right... me: so i still cant tap that? her: lol her: have u hit (insert ex's name) her: lol me: no her: lol ok then her: when u hit that her: uu can have me as seconds me:didnt know u where down for sloppy seconds no response hahahhah mannn dunno why i didnt take advantage of them years ago.. __________________ Keep it Classy

07-30-2009, 10:02 PM	#15
Flicktitty Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wisconsin Age: 38 Posts: 3,686 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	LOL great thread. __________________ 2JZ-GTE Swapped S13 Coupe - 1994 Supra Turbo

07-30-2009, 10:41 PM	#16
larisa Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Leavenworth, KS Age: 35 Posts: 6 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Should I ask some boys this?

07-30-2009, 10:49 PM	#17
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	^ur gonna get way too many guys hopes up lmao __________________ Keep it Classy

07-30-2009, 11:06 PM	#18
hellaslows13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA Age: 33 Posts: 914 Trader Rating: (28) Feedback Score: 28 reviews	Haha...uploading picture of phone as we speak.. Score. and fail. updated, no more hoe sharing. Last edited by hellaslows13; 07-30-2009 at 11:39 PM..

07-30-2009, 11:17 PM	#23
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Me: When you gonna let me tap it? Her: When u gonna come c me? Me: In the morning massattybeer! (T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word.) Her: massattybeer? Me: T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word. Her: lol i c... well u know i wana c u.. so... BTW girls are stuck up bitches

07-30-2009, 11:31 PM	#24
larisa Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Leavenworth, KS Age: 35 Posts: 6 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Me: Travbro. When you gonna let me tap tappity that ass? Him: Anytime guurrlll. Me: Jamesie, When you gonna let me tap that? Him: Lol, huh?? Me: Time is a factor. Him: R u being serious?? Me: Answer. Him: Lol. U drunk? Him: I can't tell if this is a joke. Me: It is. Ruiner. Him: Lol umm well when's the next time u coming over Me: Easy killer! Him: Lol so when you comin over That backfired.... Me: For the sake of Zilvia and my own boredom. When can I tap that? Him: After Travis is finished. Me: Perfect <3 Him: Gossip girl is so good. Me: Is it on right now?! Him: I wish Me: When can I tap that? Him: Nope. Me: Ouch. Him: N**** I'm gay. Me: This is a serious matter. Him: But..I'm gay. Me: I hate you. Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Him: Hit it like u can't quit!!!! Dip!! Him: You cummins to d1? Me: Naw.

07-30-2009, 11:36 PM	#26
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

07-30-2009, 11:46 PM	#27
aoiken3 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Norcal Baby! Posts: 696 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	this is one of the most entertaining threads i have seen in a long time! __________________ おれのシルビア大好きだよ！！！

07-30-2009, 11:58 PM	#28
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 45 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	damn with a wifey and a kid i only have 2 girls #s in my phone i shall still give them a go. ok i got a idea for someone crazy if you have a girlfriend text her mom and ask. as long as she is single unless your a real crazy fuck. __________________

07-31-2009, 12:19 AM	#30
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	me: wassup her: heyy whats going onnn me: chillen me: got a question her: yes me: When you gonna let me tap that? her: wtf? her: rude. her: peace me: haha nvm backfired __________________ Keep it Classy