Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) Thread

[SupaDoopa]

It's cool. If she wasn't white, we'd riot and loot. Because she is white, we laugh. Just making sure I'm still racist.

[deolio]

fOLLoW tHe LaWs aNd yOu wOnt gEt tazed/shot/maced/arrested/illegally detained/turned into a meme

[zombiewolf513]

alright, now we're getting somewhere. maybe turn it into a chant so you can remember it. Time to watch you talk about how im a hypocrite bc im an antimasker blah blah...

[deolio]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

alright, now we're getting somewhere. maybe turn it into a chant so you can remember it. Time to watch you talk about how im a hypocrite bc im an antimasker blah blah...

No, you?re a hypocrite because literally everything you believe in contradicts itself. You just posted in the presidential debate thread, ?don?t break the law and you won?t get shot? and then whine in here about some dumb broad getting tazed for breaking the law. Make up your mind!

[KA24DESOneThree]

Well guys, Jesus is smiting me for my stance on masks.

I'm going to be out $3k by the end of the week because I had to pay for testing three employees, one employee's daughter, and their daily pay due to exposure to an employee's ex, who is showing symptoms and whose boyfriend just tested positive.

Just re-instituted mandatory masks for all employees when they leave their shop or when interacting with each other.

[zombiewolf513]

you should just close up shop and quarantine for the good of the community. think of the grandparents

[zombiewolf513]

yep there it is. the problem is the stupid laws and politicians and taxes you idiots put in place and then complain about why the system is against you. figure it the fuck out already. also stop shooting at cops. noone is going to care for the crocodile tears soon.

[deolio]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

yep there it is. the problem is the stupid laws you idiots put in place and then complain about why the law is against you. figure it the fuck out already. also stop shooting at cops. noone is going to care for the crocodile tears soon.

What laws have Libertarians put in place? Please, educate me.

[zombiewolf513]

yeah, libertarian... thats what you are...

[deolio]

Originally Posted by zombiewolf513

yeah, libertarian... thats what you are...

Finish your sentence big boi

[KA24DESOneThree]

Originally Posted by deolio

Finish your sentence big boi

I cannot read minds but I believe it was going to be:
Coming from afar
Reaching for the stars
Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other, uh-huh
From one corner to another, uh-huh

[deolio]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

I cannot read minds but I believe it was going to be:
Coming from afar
Reaching for the stars
Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other, uh-huh
From one corner to another, uh-huh

Lol that?s what I was hoping for!

[zombiewolf513]

Googled the lyrics and found this picture of your cuckapella group. Whose your third?

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

I cannot read minds but I believe it was going to be:
Coming from afar
Reaching for the stars
Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other, uh-huh
From one corner to another, uh-huh

Originally Posted by deolio

Finish your sentence big boi

[zombiewolf513]

I'm choosing not to, thanks

[S14rebuild]

Thrid members is their bull...he holds the keys lmao

[KA24DESOneThree]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Thrid members is their bull...he holds the keys lmao

No, he's the power bottom.

Get it right.

[SupaDoopa]

Isn't testing... free? Like Obamacare?

[zombiewolf513]

Caught these stunning and brave geniuses on my way home today.




>Ironic handmaiden hood of oppression
>Unironic cuck mask of oppression

Keep resisting, sister.

[KA24DESOneThree]

You do understand that The Handmaid's Tale was based on fundies, right?

The same religious twatknuckles who believe it's their duty to enact Christian Sharia, and who coincidentally share your complete and total inability to understand the terms "facts" and "science."

Other than your giving a shit what other people want to wear in public to protect others, this doesn't belong in this thread.

[SupaDoopa]

Want to wear? Forced to wear. You're wearing a piece of fucking t-shirt sleeve over your face with fashionable patterns and cool sayings on them and thing you're protecting the world? Give me a fucking break. The fact this shit is still a thing is dumb. Can the election be over already so I can walk through the grocery store without looking like I'm there to rob them?

[KA24DESOneThree]

How am I forced to wear it?

Because private institutions ask me to? They also ask me to wear a shirt and shoes, and to not concealed carry in their establishments. Their property, their choice- if I disagree, I can go somewhere else.

I can not wear a mask all I want when I go into certain liquor stores and gun shops. But I'll still wear a mask because fuck you if you think I'm interested in spreading what I don't know I might have.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

How am I forced to wear it?

Because private institutions ask me to? They also ask me to wear a shirt and shoes, and to not concealed carry in their establishments. Their property, their choice- if I disagree, I can go somewhere else.

I can not wear a mask all I want when I go into certain liquor stores and gun shops. But I'll still wear a mask because fuck you if you think I'm interested in spreading what I don't know I might have.

"private institutions" are not asking you, they are being told in order to operate they have to require you to wear a mask...


At least until you sit down to eat.

Because if your eating, your not capable of getting Commie Cough nor spreading it.

[zombiewolf513]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

How am I forced to wear it?

Because private institutions ask me to? They also ask me to wear a shirt and shoes, and to not concealed carry in their establishments. Their property, their choice- if I disagree, I can go somewhere else.

I can not wear a mask all I want when I go into certain liquor stores and gun shops. But I'll still wear a mask because fuck you if you think I'm interested in spreading what I don't know I might have.

How did they get your image for this poster, Ms. NPC?

[SupaDoopa]

Indeed. Being enclosed in the same space as people who aren't tested whom have their masks off eating as the air filters through the establishment is a safe environment. Masks are out here protecting the world, friend.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by SupaDoopa

Indeed. Being enclosed in the same space as people who aren't tested whom have their masks off eating as the air filters through the establishment is a safe environment. Masks are out here protecting the world, friend.

Yup, but if your on a California beach or hiking, your at high risk to killing off millions of people and need a mask.

Same goes for Michigan, don't even think of cutting your hair or going to the lake house....

[zombiewolf513]

Originally Posted by Corbic

Yup, but if your on a California beach or hiking, your at high risk to killing off millions of people and need a mask.

Same goes for Michigan, don't even think of cutting your hair or going to the lake house....

And not a single biohazard bag to throw them away in

[KA24DESOneThree]

Oh man they captured my vitiligo perfectly!

I'm actually a model for illness-related clipart in my spare time. It's how I afford '90s cars.

[SupaDoopa]

Target pays up, too. I'm happy for you.

[Corbic]

So if Commie Cough is so deadly... Why haven't the West Coast Homeless all been killed off?

Zero Hygiene
Drug Additions
High STD rates
Poor Diets
Malnourished
Limited Access to Healthcare
Dense Populations

Your think they'd be dropping like flies.

[deolio]

Originally Posted by Corbic

So if Commie Cough is so deadly... Why haven't the West Coast Homeless all been killed off?

Your think they'd be dropping like flies.

My buddy runs a homeless taskforce for Sacramento PD and he has said not only are homeless deaths up, but the number of homeless is increasing. Nice try though.