Budweiser Salutes the Supra Owner

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Found this here:
http://www.tennspeed.net/forum/viewt...er=asc&start=0


Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, Supra guy. Yes you who wield the car of the Gods. Only a person of penile endowment (or lack there of) dares drive such a manly beast. You have spent thousands to make 1000hp and it shows. Yes by god it shows in your 12-sec timeslips. Sure a Honda with a little work can kick your ass but hey, that isn’t the point. After all we all know chicks dig the dyno and the bigger your number the easier the poontang. And when the dyno numbers fail you sir know how to impress. Why you rev that (censored). You rev and rev and show all, “Hey I may not actually race my car at a track but it damn sure sounds fast.” When every one else was laughing at the fast and the furious you were entranced with the raw spectacle of speed the mighty 2jz displayed. You had the insight to go out and buy what was then a 15,000 dollar used car and make it a 60,000 dollar used 15000 dollar car. Most see that as financially ignorant, not us! Well done Supra guy, your displays of manliness amaze and astound and you are never for want of ball warmth because as you know, owning a Supra comes with menyons of testicular danglers. All wanting to tell their friends, “hey, I know the guy who knows the guy that used to know the guy that once owned the guy who drives the Supra’s other car.” So Supra guy we salute you as our Budweiser Real Man of Genius.