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XylathaneGTR · 03-15-2002, 06:24 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Mar. 14 2002,6:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hahaha, new ones! I love the egg in the napkin. Hmm, I should go grab an anarchist's cookbook sometime, lol</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
heh, yeah...i have one from my old days of Hating the World <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>
Man those were fun times...*sighs*
Yeah, that egg one's pretty good...but i still like mah shaving creme...
Also...you can take a rag soaked in gasoline, rip open his gas tank, take out the cap, and cram the rag in...then wipe off ur hands (cause of gas.) take a lighter, and light rag...the car will be wasted...
Kinda basic...but still cool...if ur a pyro

gh6o6 · 03-17-2002, 12:08 PM

go to home improvement store and buy the expanding isulation (sp) and then spray it in fun places it expands and clogs - very cool stuff
cool places:
  exaust
  gas tank
  door locks
  behind rearview mirrors (they might even pop off)
  drill hole in light and spray in there

Useful destruction tools:

cordless drill and many bits
hammer - ball pein (sp) ofcourse
glass cutter - doesent cut but scratches glass well
knife or simmilar

it all depends on how mad/daring you are

Tuck&Poke · 03-17-2002, 02:37 PM

i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.

*ca18guy* · 03-17-2002, 02:42 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
You have too much time on your hands.

Tuck&Poke · 03-17-2002, 02:49 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ Mar. 16 2002,3:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
You have too much time on your hands.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
wasnt that hard got home from school parked at the park and at 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0pm we saw him jog his sorry ass past us and at 6:30 we didnt see him again so know at six where gonna follow him to his car

Tuck&Poke · 03-19-2002, 08:43 PM

HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD!  this is a follow up.  today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos.  we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield.  after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door.  followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk.  we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach).  we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off)  and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun.  ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

*sykikchimp* · 03-19-2002, 08:50 PM

remind me to never piss off minime...   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>  l0c0

DrDubbleB · 03-19-2002, 08:51 PM

Hahaha, OMG, that's classic.  I just hope it was the right car!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

wherezmytofu · 03-19-2002, 09:48 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 18 2002,10:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD! this is a follow up. today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos. we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield. after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door. followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk. we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach). we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off) and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun. ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
so..............let me get this straight.....u shitted in like a bucket and then drove around with it?.....then spredding it all over the place?............ <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> ....dude...u getting very close 2 taking jackets mr. hardcore title.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

wherezmytofu · 03-19-2002, 09:53 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

wa-fu · 03-19-2002, 10:05 PM

I bet everyone on this forum would get pissed if someone even leaned on their car.   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>

BadMoJo · 03-19-2002, 10:14 PM

damn!................ U iz one crazy bastard!

palpatine1st · 03-19-2002, 10:14 PM

actually its 2 parts gas to 1 part disel and if you really want to have fun get some 100 octane racing fuel and dissolve as much styrofoam into it as possible and tada home made NAPALM!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

camppain · 03-19-2002, 10:16 PM

that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers

lmao

all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas!

lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know

camppain · 03-19-2002, 10:21 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ Mar. 20 2002,10:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

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nice sig btw tofurkey

mistert · 03-20-2002, 02:25 PM

bologna is an old favourite for sure, in case anybody doesnt understand why its mentioned, bologna has the same effect as paint thinner. if you leave a fresh juicy piece of sliced bologna from the store sitting on someones car, it will dry. Of course, it'll peel right off, but if it has been there for a while (At least 20-30 minutes, longer the better). when it does peel right off, though, there wont be any paint where it has cured

you wanna be creative though. Cut up the bologna and write something like "child molester" in bologna on his car and leave it there. he'll take it off and everyone will notice that a child molester is driving the car (I bet his boyfriend will leave his gay ass, then&#33<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

Tuck&Poke · 03-20-2002, 04:22 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (camppain @ Mar. 19 2002,11:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers

lmao

all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas!

lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
well i didnt touch it with my bear hand!  we had those rubber doctors gloves so it wasnt that bad...and yes i crapped in a bucket put it in the car and drove over there.  i bet that mofo was pissed off when he found that. with the bologna we cut it into little squares and placed them all over the hood.  man i did all this and he didnt even push me off... if he would have touched me...oh boy i wouldnt stop at his car

twofortysx · 03-20-2002, 04:54 PM

Hey, minime..you're a great guy, and like, my best friend.  We should do lunch sometime :scared:

j/k <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>  

I would never piss you off though.  damn

03-15-2002, 06:24 PM	#1
XylathaneGTR Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 362 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Mar. 14 2002,6:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hahaha, new ones! I love the egg in the napkin. Hmm, I should go grab an anarchist's cookbook sometime, lol</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> heh, yeah...i have one from my old days of Hating the World <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> Man those were fun times...sighs Yeah, that egg one's pretty good...but i still like mah shaving creme... Also...you can take a rag soaked in gasoline, rip open his gas tank, take out the cap, and cram the rag in...then wipe off ur hands (cause of gas.) take a lighter, and light rag...the car will be wasted... Kinda basic...but still cool...if ur a pyro __________________ Ima newbie...! yay! Hopefully getting s14 with s15 sr20...

03-19-2002, 08:43 PM	#6
Tuck&Poke Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MIA Age: 38 Posts: 1,046 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD!  this is a follow up.  today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos.  we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield.  after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door.  followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk.  we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach).  we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off)  and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun.  ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

03-19-2002, 08:50 PM	#7
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 44 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	remind me to never piss off minime...   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>  l0c0 __________________

03-19-2002, 09:48 PM	#9
wherezmytofu BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,873 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 18 2002,10:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD! this is a follow up. today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos. we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield. after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door. followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk. we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach). we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off) and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun. ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> so..............let me get this straight.....u shitted in like a bucket and then drove around with it?.....then spredding it all over the place?............ <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> ....dude...u getting very close 2 taking jackets mr. hardcore title.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

03-19-2002, 10:05 PM	#11
wa-fu Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Carolina Posts: 109 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I bet everyone on this forum would get pissed if someone even leaned on their car.   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'> __________________ ...got to find the reason why my money's all gone...

03-17-2002, 12:08 PM	#2
gh6o6 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 550 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	go to home improvement store and buy the expanding isulation (sp) and then spray it in fun places it expands and clogs - very cool stuff cool places:   exaust   gas tank   door locks   behind rearview mirrors (they might even pop off)   drill hole in light and spray in there Useful destruction tools: cordless drill and many bits hammer - ball pein (sp) ofcourse glass cutter - doesent cut but scratches glass well knife or simmilar it all depends on how mad/daring you are

03-17-2002, 02:37 PM	#3
Tuck&Poke Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MIA Age: 38 Posts: 1,046 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.

03-17-2002, 02:42 PM	#4
ca18guy Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Clearwater FL Age: 42 Posts: 3,226 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ca18guy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> You have too much time on your hands.

03-17-2002, 02:49 PM	#5
Tuck&Poke Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MIA Age: 38 Posts: 1,046 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ Mar. 16 2002,3:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> You have too much time on your hands.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> wasnt that hard got home from school parked at the park and at 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0pm we saw him jog his sorry ass past us and at 6:30 we didnt see him again so know at six where gonna follow him to his car

03-19-2002, 08:51 PM	#8
DrDubbleB Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,119 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hahaha, OMG, that's classic.  I just hope it was the right car!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

03-19-2002, 09:53 PM	#10
wherezmytofu BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,873 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

03-19-2002, 10:14 PM	#12
BadMoJo Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Luis Obispo, Ca Age: 43 Posts: 1,931 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	damn!................ U iz one crazy bastard! __________________ ----Gone----

03-19-2002, 10:14 PM	#13
palpatine1st Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 5 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	actually its 2 parts gas to 1 part disel and if you really want to have fun get some 100 octane racing fuel and dissolve as much styrofoam into it as possible and tada home made NAPALM!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

03-19-2002, 10:16 PM	#14
camppain Will never get banned... Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego CA Age: 45 Posts: 1,510 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers lmao all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas! lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know __________________ -=-99 Sentra SE 5 speed-=- -=-95 240 SE 5 speed-=-

03-19-2002, 10:21 PM	#15
camppain Will never get banned... Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego CA Age: 45 Posts: 1,510 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ Mar. 20 2002,10:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> nice sig btw tofurkey __________________ -=-99 Sentra SE 5 speed-=- -=-95 240 SE 5 speed-=-

03-20-2002, 02:25 PM	#16
mistert Pearl White Mike Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: memphis TN Posts: 908 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	bologna is an old favourite for sure, in case anybody doesnt understand why its mentioned, bologna has the same effect as paint thinner. if you leave a fresh juicy piece of sliced bologna from the store sitting on someones car, it will dry. Of course, it'll peel right off, but if it has been there for a while (At least 20-30 minutes, longer the better). when it does peel right off, though, there wont be any paint where it has cured you wanna be creative though. Cut up the bologna and write something like "child molester" in bologna on his car and leave it there. he'll take it off and everyone will notice that a child molester is driving the car (I bet his boyfriend will leave his gay ass, then&#33<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" ~ Samuel Johnson

03-20-2002, 04:22 PM	#17
Tuck&Poke Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MIA Age: 38 Posts: 1,046 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (camppain @ Mar. 19 2002,11:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers lmao all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas! lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> well i didnt touch it with my bear hand!  we had those rubber doctors gloves so it wasnt that bad...and yes i crapped in a bucket put it in the car and drove over there.  i bet that mofo was pissed off when he found that. with the bologna we cut it into little squares and placed them all over the hood.  man i did all this and he didnt even push me off... if he would have touched me...oh boy i wouldnt stop at his car

03-20-2002, 04:54 PM	#18
twofortysx Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 491 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hey, minime..you're a great guy, and like, my best friend.  We should do lunch sometime :scared: j/k <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>   I would never piss you off though.  damn __________________ "Now I'm in 3rd and you think that's quick? Wait till I hit 5th." - 98 s14 -