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Steeles · 02-17-2003, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
LOL, that's funny... Mine is still under my carport, hasn't moved an inch. I was going to go to food lion down the street from my house, but stepped on the top step and BUSTED MY ASS... Caught my breath, crawled back up the steps and didn't go outside again all day.

LOL I would pay to have seen that.. .cause Im Rietch BIATCCCCH!

*sykikchimp* · 02-17-2003, 12:37 PM

Steeles.. your lookin might "fly" in that pic thread.. lol

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 12:42 PM

uh oh..... since I didnt post the pic Im kinda scared to go look...

MikeFD3S · 02-17-2003, 01:19 PM

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 01:28 PM

mississippi

*Jeff240sx* · 02-17-2003, 01:53 PM

Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

and

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff

Fair enough...

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.

So.. that's what I've got.
-Jeff

damn man it sucks you got stuck with that...

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:05 PM

I was thinking you could hook the intake up just aft of the cat and run it out like a side pipe... Granted, people won't like the flames that come out when you are suddenly off-boost, like a certain other showoff I know.

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:06 PM

And how odd was it that this thread actually went 2 1/2 hours without a reply, I was thinking that it would actually get to the second page for a moment there, then STEELES TO THE RESCUE!!!

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:09 PM

momma always said I could be a super hero!

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
momma always said I could be a super hero!

Too bad you have proven to fail time and time again... "Tried to play superman, ended up like Chris Reeve"

*Jeff240sx* · 02-17-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
damn man it sucks you got stuck with that...

Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff

Tell you what, I'll pay the shipping and you can send the engine down here to NC...

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea. My life sucks. And not to mention that I'm getting within 2 weeks of getting my engine back... it's just so damn sad.
-Jeff

ouuuuch your actually gonna put that nice engine in there with THAT on?

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:18 PM

You guys... I was just thinking. Isn't it great that we are allowed to get on this thread and just post pimp/slut/whore all we want? Isn't that sweet?

(Don't mind me, just random thought)

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:26 PM

so I was sitting here thinking.....

it was pretty cool!

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:29 PM

It's good to see that there are people in agreement, even if that person's opinion doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone in particular...
I'll get on to post slut more later, I have to get back to work now...

*Jeff240sx* · 02-17-2003, 05:30 PM

Yea... honestly, I'm really not looking forward to the entire weekend's worth of work to re-install my engine. It's gonna blow.

And yea. So far, I haven't gotten bitched at for making a post-whoring thread. I should probably pin it up, and change the name again... something along the lines of "Random Thoughts". No... I'll just leave the post whoring thread alone...
Stupid random thoughts.
-Jeff

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Yea... honestly, I'm really not looking forward to the entire weekend's worth of work to re-install my engine. It's gonna blow.

And yea. So far, I haven't gotten bitched at for making a post-whoring thread. I should probably pin it up, and change the name again... something along the lines of "Random Thoughts". No... I'll just leave the post whoring thread alone...
Stupid random thoughts.
-Jeff

GUYS, THIS IS WHY WE LIKE JEFF!!! JEFF FOR PRESIDENT!!! (do I get the engine now?)

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:33 PM

So I need an affordable apt. I cant decide if I want a roomate or not. but I dunno if I got the loot for much without one. is it worth it for me to move to Gboro? or find something here in Burlington. i need to stack some loot before I do anything but staying with the rents will drive me psycho in no time flat. plus you cant really bring trim home if your living with your folks... even if it is temporary... buying furniture and crap will really cut into the car funds... cuz I dont really own crap. everything I did I got rid of. grrrr. this sux. someone remind me to kick the redhead when I see her again.

Steeles · 02-17-2003, 05:34 PM

heheh Jeff rulz! but watch your car man... Phill will try and hump it... I've seen it.. its not pretty

*Jeff240sx* · 02-17-2003, 05:52 PM

Ohh.. has anyone seen my *NEW AND IMPROVED* site?
I didn't make it.. and I hate the music on it (will get changed in a couple days) and the pics don't have subtitles on them... but.. it's about 80% done.
CLICK ME
-Jeff

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
So I need an affordable apt. I cant decide if I want a roomate or not. but I dunno if I got the loot for much without one. is it worth it for me to move to Gboro? or find something here in Burlington. i need to stack some loot before I do anything but staying with the rents will drive me psycho in no time flat. plus you cant really bring trim home if your living with your folks... even if it is temporary... buying furniture and crap will really cut into the car funds... cuz I dont really own crap. everything I did I got rid of. grrrr. this sux. someone remind me to kick the redhead when I see her again.

Having moved fromg G'boro to Gibsonville, I saw my taxes on the car cut in half, I wouldn't advocate moving back unless it was really worth it... I save money living just outside of city limits. And speak for yourself on the bringing trim home to mom's crib, my mother has told me time and time again that she doesn't care

there had to have been a good reason for me to still be at home, right?

**Phlip** · 02-17-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
heheh Jeff rulz! but watch your car man... Phill will try and hump it... I've seen it.. its not pretty

I could be mistaken, but didn't I hear a tale of a certain someone gatting a couple good humps in with a certain car at NOPI?

S13Grl · 02-17-2003, 08:11 PM

96SEChick · 02-17-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft.
So.. I had to switch plans.-Jeff

OMG--I think this is the first time I've ever seen pics of your car!!! Looks great! I love the look of a red '96 SE w/ the wind-deflector on the sunroof. Makes me drool. Gee, I wonder why?

Hmmm...looks familiar--except you don't have a rusty muffler

96SEChick · 02-17-2003, 08:24 PM

And damn, I go to work and we get 2.5 new pages of Random Thoughts, by Zilvia's Handiest. Wow.

96SEChick · 02-17-2003, 08:25 PM

I don't think I've posted this yet. If I have, OH WELL!!

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled . . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey . . . and you're a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

96SEChick · 02-17-2003, 08:26 PM

This one's pretty sick, but still funny as hell.

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"

02-17-2003, 12:37 PM	#152
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 43 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Steeles.. your lookin might "fly" in that pic thread.. lol __________________

02-17-2003, 12:42 PM	#153
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	uh oh..... since I didnt post the pic Im kinda scared to go look... __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 01:19 PM	#154
MikeFD3S Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Torrance, CA Age: 44 Posts: 240 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ohio

02-17-2003, 01:28 PM	#155
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	mississippi __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 01:53 PM	#156
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 41 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well.. I tried hooking up my intake, but it didn't curve correctly. So I rebent it, and that didn't quite work, cuz I didn't have the hangers in the correct location. Finally.. after getting those 2 done, the damn thing kept hitting my driveshaft. So.. I had to switch plans. and So.. that's what I've got. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

02-17-2003, 05:05 PM	#159
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,977 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	I was thinking you could hook the intake up just aft of the cat and run it out like a side pipe... Granted, people won't like the flames that come out when you are suddenly off-boost, like a certain other showoff I know. __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

02-17-2003, 05:06 PM	#160
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,977 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	And how odd was it that this thread actually went 2 1/2 hours without a reply, I was thinking that it would actually get to the second page for a moment there, then STEELES TO THE RESCUE!!! __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

02-17-2003, 05:09 PM	#161
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	momma always said I could be a super hero! __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 05:18 PM	#166
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,977 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	You guys... I was just thinking. Isn't it great that we are allowed to get on this thread and just post pimp/slut/whore all we want? Isn't that sweet? (Don't mind me, just random thought) __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

02-17-2003, 05:26 PM	#167
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	so I was sitting here thinking..... it was pretty cool! __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 05:29 PM	#168
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,977 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	It's good to see that there are people in agreement, even if that person's opinion doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone in particular... I'll get on to post slut more later, I have to get back to work now... __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

02-17-2003, 05:30 PM	#169
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 41 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yea... honestly, I'm really not looking forward to the entire weekend's worth of work to re-install my engine. It's gonna blow. And yea. So far, I haven't gotten bitched at for making a post-whoring thread. I should probably pin it up, and change the name again... something along the lines of "Random Thoughts". No... I'll just leave the post whoring thread alone... Stupid random thoughts. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

02-17-2003, 05:33 PM	#171
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	So I need an affordable apt. I cant decide if I want a roomate or not. but I dunno if I got the loot for much without one. is it worth it for me to move to Gboro? or find something here in Burlington. i need to stack some loot before I do anything but staying with the rents will drive me psycho in no time flat. plus you cant really bring trim home if your living with your folks... even if it is temporary... buying furniture and crap will really cut into the car funds... cuz I dont really own crap. everything I did I got rid of. grrrr. this sux. someone remind me to kick the redhead when I see her again. __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 05:34 PM	#172
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 48 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	heheh Jeff rulz! but watch your car man... Phill will try and hump it... I've seen it.. its not pretty __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-17-2003, 05:52 PM	#173
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 41 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ohh.. has anyone seen my NEW AND IMPROVED site? I didn't make it.. and I hate the music on it (will get changed in a couple days) and the pics don't have subtitles on them... but.. it's about 80% done. CLICK ME -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

02-17-2003, 08:11 PM	#176
S13Grl Married to the Mob Join Date: Dec 2000 Age: 43 Posts: 3,670 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hi

02-17-2003, 08:24 PM	#178
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 47 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	And damn, I go to work and we get 2.5 new pages of Random Thoughts, by Zilvia's Handiest. Wow. __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

02-17-2003, 08:25 PM	#179
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 47 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I don't think I've posted this yet. If I have, OH WELL!! Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled . . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey . . . and you're a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

02-17-2003, 08:26 PM	#180
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 47 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This one's pretty sick, but still funny as hell. A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay," The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!" __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA