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cserrano86 · 07-31-2009, 04:55 PM

ME: Hey, Can I ask you a serious question? But I mean serious though...
HER: Yes
ME:I'm not sure how to ask. It's been bothering me lately...
HER: Ok, Go ahead
ME: When are you gonna let me have a taste of that sweet muffin of yours?
HER:LOL!!! Are you serious?
ME:I told you I had a serious question right?
HER:I cant take it serious cuz you said muffin
ME:LOL! Damn You.
HER:Lol. U see.
ME:But you know I'd be down whenever if you were to ever take me serious.
HER:R U Being totally honest?
ME: About the first question or the 2nd statement?
HER: 2nd statement
ME: Dude, you're beautiful all over...In a heart beat.
ME: I hope that doesnt offend you, just being honest
HER: It doesnt offend me at all
ME: Cool. So keep that in mind.

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 05:11 PM

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??

cserrano86 · 07-31-2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??

LOL!!! It sounds tasty doesnt it?

*hOngsterr* · 07-31-2009, 05:14 PM

got muff?

Witness · 07-31-2009, 05:23 PM

Pretty weak but ill post

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl1: okay
me:when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
girl1:Are you being serious??
me: more serious then i ever been in my life
no response
me: Oh come on loosen up, or let me do that for you.
no response hahaha

close friend of mine. she sucked!

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl2:Yea go 4 it
girl2:haha ur funny
girl2: No ur not being serious
me:im being dead serious i need to know
girl2: im so lost
me: i was just kidding
girl2: I knew u were lol
me: but forreal though, when you gonna let me tap that?
girl2: haha
me: Im being serious this time!
girl2: no your not hahaa

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl3: Wow lol wats ur question??
me: When you gonna let me hit that?
girl3: Hit what? ha
me: Cute, but quit acting innocent! So answer it plzz
girl3: Newayz, Soo what u doin tonight?

zomg!Scores!!! i think haha

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl4: uhhm ohk lol
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
girl4:What?!
girl4:why would u ask that out of no where?
me:thought of it as a suprise everyone loves suprises!
answer me plz
girl4:Not just like that sorry..
me: do i have to take you out on a date? Work with me so i can go to work in you!
girl4: Im not like that.
me: You did say not just like that, does that mean theres a chance?
girl4: oh ur dumb, lol
me: Il take that as a yes!
girl4: Ur sooo dumb. lol
me: Cum on ur getting my Hope up.

girl4: Tell me your not being serious
got bored cus she started talkikng about how shes different now and blah blah blah

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 05:22 PM

i suppose... why not say when u gonna let me eat at your american pink taco stand... all u can eat buffet and im hungy as fuck for whats on your menu lol

DJDANGER24 · 07-31-2009, 05:23 PM

i was on facebook today on speed date... after i read this thread

her:Hello
me: hi
me: so when you going to let me tap that ?
her: ?
me: you know... tap that ass
her: yes i know
her: and never
me: when is that ?

*DALAZ_68* · 07-31-2009, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

this thread seems like its gonna get alotta people laid hahaha... either that or half the people on here are making their answers up lol

i actually have a few set up...

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

shiit... red wings are fucking nice.. extra wet, super sloppy... and the couple girls ive done it with say it feels better when they on the rag anyways hahaha

its all in the sensitivity of the tissue

Quote:

Originally Posted by cserrano86

LOL!!! It sounds tasty doesnt it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

i suppose... why not say when u gonna let me eat at your american pink taco stand... all u can eat buffet and im hungy as fuck for whats on your menu lol

i would have said fellet minion

shmiddy · 07-31-2009, 05:25 PM

so i kinda did this behind my mormon friends back, but i stole his phone and texted his girl

me: hey i need to ask you something, and i need an answer asap. its life or death

her: what is it

me:when are you gonna let me tap that (this is kinda funny cuz for the 2 yrs they have been dating they have never had sex)

her: lmao

me: well, i need an answer!!! LIFE OR DEATH!!!!

her: DIE NI**A DIE

Wake · 07-31-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmiddy

so i kinda did this behind my mormon friends back, but i stole his friend and texted his girl

me: hey i need to ask you something, and i need an answer asap. its life or death

her: what is it

me:when are you gonna let me tap that (this is kinda funny cuz for the 2 yrs they have been dating they have never had sex)

her: lmao

me: well, i need an answer!!! LIFE OR DEATH!!!!

her: DIE NI**A DIE

2 things i dont get

you stole his friend?
and since when do Mormons say the N word? or tell people to die?

oh and why did I (a black male) get pinked for saying said N word and no one in this thread has?

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 05:42 PM

a mormon said die n**** die? hahaha

*hOngsterr* · 07-31-2009, 05:49 PM

i think he's one of the many that has the fake
text's

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 05:50 PM

who... shmiddy?

hegamiz · 07-31-2009, 05:57 PM

I sooo got to get on this... i'll do it tonight, leaving to LA in a bit.

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hegamiz

I sooo got to get on this... i'll do it tonight, leaving to LA in a bit.

who the hell are u and whut do u drive? ur the first person besides my roommate that ive seen on this site thats from bakersfield haha

hegamiz · 07-31-2009, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

who the hell are u and whut do u drive? ur the first person besides my roommate that ive seen on this site thats from bakersfield haha

That brown dude with the hawk and plugs driving that black stock Zenki (besides HKS exhaust and kouki tails). I replied on your thread!!

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hegamiz

That brown dude with the hawk and plugs driving that black stock Zenki (besides HKS exhaust and kouki tails). I replied on your thread!!

oh ok.... ima go check it out.. i never see u around thats why i ask

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 06:01 PM

did u say it in "ga" or "ger"

but good point thats why i asked him what mormon would say thaT LOL

Wake · 07-31-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

did u say it in "ga" or "ger"

but good point thats why i asked him what mormon would say thaT LOL

I said "gga" cmon now I would never say the "gger" for any reason
the funny thing is I was quoting someone when I said it. and we are both black lol
I was told that I may offend someone regardless of if I am a member of said "social group" and was pinked for a month. but I plead my case and now its all good.

Pink is what this thread is all about

getting pink on zilvia, not so much fun and way too dry.

shmiddy · 07-31-2009, 06:01 PM

oops sorry will remove.. didnt mean to offend anyone

shmiddy · 07-31-2009, 06:02 PM

and i ment to say phone lol

silly_13 · 07-31-2009, 06:05 PM

damn alot of ppl are gonna get pink here.. dont say the N word pls...

cserrano86 · 07-31-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silly_13

damn alot of ppl are gonna get pink here.. dont say the N word pls...

I think a lot of people in this thread want some pink! Oooohhh!!!

silly_13 · 07-31-2009, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cserrano86

I think a lot of people in this thread want some pink! Oooohhh!!! ?

hahahahahaha ++1!

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 06:07 PM

whut the hell oes getting pink mean anyways?

silly_13 · 07-31-2009, 06:08 PM

you'll find out... i found out the hard way

*hOngsterr* · 07-31-2009, 06:09 PM

its like time out? lol
bt yeah i was talking about shmiddys post.

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 06:09 PM

how about u jsut tell me instead of saying ill find out

silly_13 · 07-31-2009, 06:11 PM

fine... it means ur gonna get banned for a certain amount of days or months.
EDIT: mostly 2 months..but sometimes longer.

*hOngsterr* · 07-31-2009, 06:11 PM

i did tell you lol,
look at this guys profile

http://zilvia.net/f/members/just-a-guy.html

thats being pink.

07-31-2009, 05:11 PM	#2
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin?? __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 05:22 PM	#6
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i suppose... why not say when u gonna let me eat at your american pink taco stand... all u can eat buffet and im hungy as fuck for whats on your menu lol __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 05:23 PM	#7
DJDANGER24 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Diego (Fletcher Hills), CA Age: 40 Posts: 2,474 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	i was on facebook today on speed date... after i read this thread her:Hello me: hi me: so when you going to let me tap that ? her: ? me: you know... tap that ass her: yes i know her: and never me: when is that ? __________________ Built RB25 - RB The World - Vertex Everything @RBVertexRidge

07-31-2009, 05:25 PM	#9
shmiddy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: nyc Age: 39 Posts: 1,279 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	so i kinda did this behind my mormon friends back, but i stole his phone and texted his girl me: hey i need to ask you something, and i need an answer asap. its life or death her: what is it me:when are you gonna let me tap that (this is kinda funny cuz for the 2 yrs they have been dating they have never had sex) her: lmao me: well, i need an answer!!! LIFE OR DEATH!!!! her: DIE NI*A DIE __________________ i fully de-volved Last edited by shmiddy; 07-31-2009 at 06:03 PM..*

07-31-2009, 05:42 PM	#11
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	a mormon said die n** die? hahaha __________________ Photos coquines gratuites**

07-31-2009, 05:23 PM	#5
Witness Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: CA Age: 34 Posts: 637 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Pretty weak but ill post me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death girl1: okay me:when you gonna let me tap dat ass? girl1:Are you being serious?? me: more serious then i ever been in my life no response me: Oh come on loosen up, or let me do that for you. no response hahaha close friend of mine. she sucked! me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death girl2:Yea go 4 it girl2:haha ur funny girl2: No ur not being serious me:im being dead serious i need to know girl2: im so lost me: i was just kidding girl2: I knew u were lol me: but forreal though, when you gonna let me tap that? girl2: haha me: Im being serious this time! girl2: no your not hahaa me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death girl3: Wow lol wats ur question?? me: When you gonna let me hit that? girl3: Hit what? ha me: Cute, but quit acting innocent! So answer it plzz girl3: Newayz, Soo what u doin tonight? zomg!Scores!!! i think haha me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death girl4: uhhm ohk lol me:when you gonna let me tap that? girl4:What?! girl4:why would u ask that out of no where? me:thought of it as a suprise everyone loves suprises! answer me plz girl4:Not just like that sorry.. me: do i have to take you out on a date? Work with me so i can go to work in you! girl4: Im not like that. me: You did say not just like that, does that mean theres a chance? girl4: oh ur dumb, lol me: Il take that as a yes! girl4: Ur sooo dumb. lol me: Cum on ur getting my Hope up. girl4: Tell me your not being serious got bored cus she started talkikng about how shes different now and blah blah blah

07-31-2009, 05:50 PM	#13
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	who... shmiddy? __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 05:57 PM	#14
hegamiz Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bakersfield/SoCal Age: 36 Posts: 270 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	I sooo got to get on this... i'll do it tonight, leaving to LA in a bit. __________________

07-31-2009, 06:01 PM	#18
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	did u say it in "ga" or "ger" but good point thats why i asked him what mormon would say thaT LOL __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 06:02 PM	#21
shmiddy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: nyc Age: 39 Posts: 1,279 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	and i ment to say phone lol __________________ i fully de-volved

07-31-2009, 06:05 PM	#22
silly_13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Age: 36 Posts: 773 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	damn alot of ppl are gonna get pink here.. dont say the N word pls...

07-31-2009, 06:07 PM	#25
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	whut the hell oes getting pink mean anyways? __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 06:08 PM	#26
silly_13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Age: 36 Posts: 773 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	you'll find out... i found out the hard way

07-31-2009, 06:09 PM	#28
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	how about u jsut tell me instead of saying ill find out __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 06:11 PM	#29
silly_13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Age: 36 Posts: 773 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	fine... it means ur gonna get banned for a certain amount of days or months. EDIT: mostly 2 months..but sometimes longer.