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obg3506 · 02-13-2012, 09:29 AM

Fellas, I need to know what I can disconnect to make my s14 run like complete shit! Maybe. Vacuum hose or something that is not obvious. Got a buddy that has no car that always want to borrow my car or want me to take him somewhere. This has to be non destructive and easily returned to its fabulous running state!

Thx!

KiLLeR2001 · 02-13-2012, 09:31 AM

How about you be a man and tell him to fuck off. Or at least supply gas money.

nissandrift · 02-13-2012, 09:31 AM

Loosen the MAF sensor plug, or 1 fuel injector plug.

240drifter1 · 02-13-2012, 09:31 AM

.... Is this real life?

KoukiMonsta · 02-13-2012, 09:58 AM

Yes this is RL

Zilvia threads get shittier every day

spools420a · 02-13-2012, 10:03 AM

I like the injector clip idea cause take off one and if you want it to run shittier take off two and if you want it to run like utter shit take off 3 and if you dont want the car to run at all take off 4 great idea for shitty tuning the car or try wrappingf the intake filter in saran wrap partially make small adjustments with covering more or less air entering the system

G35_S13_Coupe · 02-13-2012, 10:12 AM

really????

naibaf · 02-13-2012, 10:25 AM

Don't do this. Talk to your friend. let him know that you aren't his taxi. tell him to man up and get a fucking car.

Drift_86 · 02-13-2012, 10:29 AM

Your gonna fuck up your car lol

tuktuk23 · 02-13-2012, 10:30 AM

just tell him to stop being a mooching son of a bitch lol grow some balls

or you might want to ask your mom what to do since you dont want to hurt someones feelings

HiddenCharacter · 02-13-2012, 10:31 AM

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.

nomoremk2 · 02-13-2012, 10:47 AM

This is why ziptied makes you submit an application before joining.

moocowmoo · 02-13-2012, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiddenCharacter

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.

thanks for the new sig!! ahahahah

Nicelyphe · 02-13-2012, 11:01 AM

Wow really OP..Just tell him off. Let him figure out his own problems?

Infamax · 02-13-2012, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 240drifter1

.... Is this real life?

I can't tell anymore...

WESamiss · 02-13-2012, 11:38 AM

zilvia is starting to blow ass. can we make it a requirement for someone to vouch for you when signing up?

*andrew600* · 02-13-2012, 11:52 AM

in before potential lock?

Chaluska · 02-13-2012, 12:16 PM

+1... man up and tell him/her you either need gas money, or you arent going to drive them around...

you can also pull the fuse pump fuse... easiest thing to make your car not run.

Flicktitty · 02-13-2012, 12:17 PM

just another reason Zilvia needs to bring back the rep system.

chiboy002 · 02-13-2012, 12:24 PM

lend car
report stolen
???????
profit

KRE8xBOOST · 02-13-2012, 12:41 PM

Funny thread. Best thing to do is man up.

TheRealSy90 · 02-13-2012, 01:49 PM

Don't be a bitch tell him to fuck off. That's not a friend.

Irresistible · 02-13-2012, 02:56 PM

Sell your car and get out.

ILoveMyRHS13 · 02-13-2012, 02:59 PM

Don't be such an asshole and tell him you can't take him.

Fucking idiot.

Zenki7sixty · 02-13-2012, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiddenCharacter

Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol.

lol your a dam fool if you have done this before funny shit tho

LimeLite Racing · 02-13-2012, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koukimonsta

yes this is rl

zilvia threads get better and better every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

landins13 · 02-13-2012, 03:38 PM

sell your car and tell him to take the bus like you should.

obg3506 · 02-13-2012, 04:18 PM

Ok, to the slick azz fanbois... Ride out!! I asked a valid question regardless of the reason. Thx to the fellas who answered decently and die slowly to the rest,

, zips!

collegekid · 02-13-2012, 04:32 PM

if you give people us more information about your situation im sure someone could tell you something

You could just say, no. Its legit like 2 letters, one vowel, one word. quite effective

Boost_Fiend · 02-13-2012, 04:35 PM

sounds like your a sh*ty friend.

02-13-2012, 09:29 AM	#1
obg3506 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Atl Posts: 16 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	How to make your car run crappy Fellas, I need to know what I can disconnect to make my s14 run like complete shit! Maybe. Vacuum hose or something that is not obvious. Got a buddy that has no car that always want to borrow my car or want me to take him somewhere. This has to be non destructive and easily returned to its fabulous running state! Thx!

02-13-2012, 09:31 AM	#2
KiLLeR2001 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: オーランドフロリダ Posts: 7,955 Trader Rating: (46) Feedback Score: 46 reviews	How about you be a man and tell him to fuck off. Or at least supply gas money. __________________

02-13-2012, 09:58 AM	#5
KoukiMonsta Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NC Posts: 1,969 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	Yes this is RL Zilvia threads get shittier every day __________________ @UpshiftEngineering

02-13-2012, 10:29 AM	#9
Drift_86 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Los Angeles, South Gate Age: 37 Posts: 3,682 Trader Rating: (60) Feedback Score: 60 reviews	Your gonna fuck up your car lol __________________ Want to roll fenders, custom gauge pod pm me

02-13-2012, 10:31 AM	#11
HiddenCharacter Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: unknown Age: 42 Posts: 219 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Next time your friend asks for a ride in the car say yeah cool and wait till he gets in next to you then quietly slide your hand onto his lap....make sure it gets super awkward. If he is straight problem solved if he's not straight get the fawk out of car and run lol. __________________ HiddenCharacters Crew

02-13-2012, 09:31 AM	#3
nissandrift Leaky Injector Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 40 Posts: 103 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Loosen the MAF sensor plug, or 1 fuel injector plug.

02-13-2012, 09:31 AM	#4
240drifter1 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 1,505 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	.... Is this real life?

02-13-2012, 10:03 AM	#6
spools420a Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: phoenix az Age: 42 Posts: 460 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I like the injector clip idea cause take off one and if you want it to run shittier take off two and if you want it to run like utter shit take off 3 and if you dont want the car to run at all take off 4 great idea for shitty tuning the car or try wrappingf the intake filter in saran wrap partially make small adjustments with covering more or less air entering the system

02-13-2012, 10:12 AM	#7
G35_S13_Coupe Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Iowa Posts: 262 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	really????

02-13-2012, 10:25 AM	#8
naibaf Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Moapa Posts: 52 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Don't do this. Talk to your friend. let him know that you aren't his taxi. tell him to man up and get a fucking car.

02-13-2012, 10:30 AM	#10
tuktuk23 Leaky Injector Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: maryland Age: 35 Posts: 61 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	just tell him to stop being a mooching son of a bitch lol grow some balls or you might want to ask your mom what to do since you dont want to hurt someones feelings

02-13-2012, 10:47 AM	#12
nomoremk2 Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: South jersey Age: 34 Posts: 293 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	This is why ziptied makes you submit an application before joining.

02-13-2012, 11:01 AM	#14
Nicelyphe Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: PA Posts: 918 Trader Rating: (16) Feedback Score: 16 reviews	Wow really OP..Just tell him off. Let him figure out his own problems?

02-13-2012, 11:38 AM	#16
WESamiss Leaky Injector Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: orlando Posts: 147 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	zilvia is starting to blow ass. can we make it a requirement for someone to vouch for you when signing up? __________________ -WES

02-13-2012, 11:52 AM	#17
andrew600 ill tongue punch her fart box Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: bethalto, il Age: 34 Posts: 1,221 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	in before potential lock?

02-13-2012, 12:16 PM	#18
Chaluska Zilvia Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: Missouri City, TX Age: 40 Posts: 997 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	+1... man up and tell him/her you either need gas money, or you arent going to drive them around... you can also pull the fuse pump fuse... easiest thing to make your car not run. __________________

02-13-2012, 12:17 PM	#19
Flicktitty Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wisconsin Age: 37 Posts: 3,685 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	just another reason Zilvia needs to bring back the rep system. __________________ 2JZ-GTE Swapped S13 Coupe - 1994 Supra Turbo

02-13-2012, 12:24 PM	#20
chiboy002 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ◙ Posts: 4,425 Trader Rating: (21) Feedback Score: 21 reviews	lend car report stolen ??????? profit __________________ street dancer. GLEAM

02-13-2012, 12:41 PM	#21
KRE8xBOOST Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: South gate CA Posts: 111 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Funny thread. Best thing to do is man up.

02-13-2012, 02:56 PM	#23
Irresistible Nissanaholic! Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,994 Trader Rating: (21) Feedback Score: 21 reviews	Sell your car and get out. __________________ GLEAM//★☆Street Dancer☆★ IG: streetdncr // tumblr: steve-strtdncr

02-13-2012, 03:38 PM	#27
landins13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Baltimore Posts: 986 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	sell your car and tell him to take the bus like you should. __________________ NO HANDS IN PANTS!!

02-13-2012, 04:18 PM	#28
obg3506 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Atl Posts: 16 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Ok, to the slick azz fanbois... Ride out!! I asked a valid question regardless of the reason. Thx to the fellas who answered decently and die slowly to the rest, , zips!

02-13-2012, 04:32 PM	#29
collegekid Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In my house Posts: 853 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	if you give people us more information about your situation im sure someone could tell you something You could just say, no. Its legit like 2 letters, one vowel, one word. quite effective

02-13-2012, 04:35 PM	#30
Boost_Fiend Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 199 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	sounds like your a sh*ty friend.