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LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juice.def

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

HUGE pet peeve of mine, i hate when people who dont have a clue try to tell ME about MY car.

"you know you should try drifting this"

"Is your SR20 the DE or the DET version?"

and i could not tell you how many times ive heard this one from the most random people who ask me about my car

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...

juice.def · 01-01-2009, 03:12 PM

thats classic ive heard that one alot

YoungGun · 01-01-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongGrain

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...

+1 to that.

illxs14 · 01-01-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynamicck

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.

haha

SoCal-s130 · 01-01-2009, 03:44 PM

Couple.

2 happened at Riverside drift meet.

I was parking and someone crouches down. How do you get your car so low?

Next week someone comes up to me, your springs burnt?

Was approached by someone at a gas station real into my car and asks if I am on bags. Then to end the convo, hey gotta get going. Nice prelude man.

allntrlundrgrnd · 01-01-2009, 03:55 PM

"I see you already have exhaust"

some random at the gas station after asking me if i had an sr20 in my car.

it was lowered on wheels thats it lol

i was done talking to him

s13.5guy · 01-01-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s0apgun

"s13.5's are so cool i want that"

I hear this every time a noob sees my car. One joker even jumped up an down screaming ' a REALLLL silvia OMG OMG'

*sigh*

Funniest noob statement I have heard was 'I just got a 240. How can I beat my buddies Honda civic. I was told these cars are super fast stock, but mine isn't. What's wrong with my car? Any help would be great '

*sigh*

Or more..I have an s15 front on my hatch so this is what I've heard:

'Is that an integra?'

ME- 'No'
'Oh, well the front looks like an integra'

ME - 'Its not an integra, nor is it an integra front end'

'What is it then?'

ME- 'A 2009 mustang'

'Oh...really?'

Guy at a gas station says,
'Hella clean eclipse man. Is that the AWD one?'

Another guy:

'You should put a silvia front on that instead...'

*sigh*

If you wanna get technical, I DO have a Silvia front end'

Dee · 01-01-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrischeezer

"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?"

-he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL

I pooped a little

sidewayz240 · 01-01-2009, 06:20 PM

"so.. a SR20 is a turbo 4 cylinder V8?"

OKR_240SX · 01-01-2009, 06:26 PM

Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station.
"Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?"

Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

legacy927 · 01-01-2009, 06:26 PM

3 incidents that I would remember for life.

1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic."

2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?"

3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

shinhed · 01-01-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matej

Wouldn't carbon fiber melt easily?....

Fresh off the forum.

Matej · 01-01-2009, 06:32 PM

What a dummy. Everyone knows that carbon fibers are created during a carbonization process at temperatures of up to 3000°C in inert atmosphere or vacuum.

BoostedCoupe · 01-01-2009, 06:46 PM

"hey did you cut your springs yourself"

juice.def · 01-01-2009, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidewayz240

"so.. a SR20 is a turbo 4 cylinder V8?"

ive also had one that was pretty similar to that
kid goes what size engines do those come with
me- 2.4
kid says ohh is that a v6 or a v4

s13.5guy · 01-01-2009, 07:29 PM

V4. Ha ha ha

articdragon192 · 01-01-2009, 07:31 PM

All Z guys ask me...
What springs are you on?
Dammit, springs don't go this low!

LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OKR_240SX

Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station.
"Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?"

Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

i had an older guy ask me why i had 3" stainless steel radiator hoses

ILoveMyRHS13 · 01-01-2009, 08:13 PM

A guy at the local Auto Zone has a camo S14... I was talking to him and he showed me a back up camera.
"I'm going to put it in my front bumper for some touge runs."

nissansrbetter16 · 01-01-2009, 08:25 PM

I was reading a mag. in school and kid walks up "so how much drift does that come with?" I just laughed until he walked away.

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 08:41 PM

"This car can easily do 200mph"
He was referring to a rb20 swapped 240 with the engine still stock.

Teddy · 01-01-2009, 08:52 PM

In reference to a CL add with a blacktop SR S13:

"Hey man, just wanted to let you know your SR is not a blacktop. It's a redtop with the valve cover painted. Blacktops are S14 SRs"

-Me 3 years ago.

Edgar · 01-01-2009, 08:56 PM

"do you have a v6 sr20det?"

my reply was yes.

Andrew Bohan · 01-01-2009, 08:59 PM

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

ant s13 · 01-01-2009, 09:09 PM

what's "obo" mean?

Joshkl · 01-01-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

lmao........

fromxtor · 01-01-2009, 09:21 PM

I remember back in '03 some guy had a kouki and it got flooded, and he acted all butt hurt and said well I guess I'm going to have to swap in an SR because I cant find a replacement ECU. This is also the guy that had a whole 3 ring binder with all kinds of torn out magazines and the entire FSM printed out, like he needed that to swap the motor into his car.

duffman1278 · 01-01-2009, 09:32 PM

Some guy at a gas station was like "man thats a nice nissan. What is that like a 98??" I have an S13 btw lol

silviaguy240 · 01-01-2009, 09:35 PM

some kid in my neighborhood when i was working on my car

"are you making this a street tuner?"

and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake.

"yo man, you got a blow off?"

lolatclint · 01-01-2009, 09:42 PM

"dude the sr20 is a v6 dumbass"

LUL

01-01-2009, 03:12 PM	#32
juice.def Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northern Califoolya Age: 36 Posts: 456 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	thats classic ive heard that one alot __________________

01-01-2009, 03:44 PM	#35
SoCal-s130 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chino Posts: 1,743 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Couple. 2 happened at Riverside drift meet. I was parking and someone crouches down. How do you get your car so low? Next week someone comes up to me, your springs burnt? Was approached by someone at a gas station real into my car and asks if I am on bags. Then to end the convo, hey gotta get going. Nice prelude man. __________________

01-01-2009, 03:55 PM	#36
allntrlundrgrnd Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,481 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: allntrlundrgrnd Feedback Score: 17 reviews	"I see you already have exhaust" some random at the gas station after asking me if i had an sr20 in my car. it was lowered on wheels thats it lol i was done talking to him __________________ https://www.instagram.com/kook_180sx

01-01-2009, 06:20 PM	#39
sidewayz240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Toronto Age: 33 Posts: 327 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	"so.. a SR20 is a turbo 4 cylinder V8?" __________________ -Trevor

01-01-2009, 06:46 PM	#44
BoostedCoupe Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Fulton, TN Age: 33 Posts: 1,043 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	"hey did you cut your springs yourself" __________________ 92 vert converted 5speed and other little things

01-01-2009, 06:26 PM	#40
OKR_240SX Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Oklahoma Age: 35 Posts: 189 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station. "Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?" Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

01-01-2009, 06:26 PM	#41
legacy927 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ny, ny Posts: 477 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	3 incidents that I would remember for life. 1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic." 2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?" 3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

01-01-2009, 06:32 PM	#43
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	What a dummy. Everyone knows that carbon fibers are created during a carbonization process at temperatures of up to 3000°C in inert atmosphere or vacuum.

01-01-2009, 07:29 PM	#46
s13.5guy Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Washington Age: 37 Posts: 65 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	V4. Ha ha ha __________________

01-01-2009, 07:31 PM	#47
articdragon192 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West covina Age: 38 Posts: 6,790 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	All Z guys ask me... What springs are you on? Dammit, springs don't go this low! __________________ Need help? Click here Still stumped? Try this Can't find what you're looking for? Here you go.

01-01-2009, 08:25 PM	#50
nissansrbetter16 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV Age: 36 Posts: 232 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I was reading a mag. in school and kid walks up "so how much drift does that come with?" I just laughed until he walked away.

01-01-2009, 08:52 PM	#52
Teddy Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: AutoFactory REALIZE Posts: 5,213 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	In reference to a CL add with a blacktop SR S13: "Hey man, just wanted to let you know your SR is not a blacktop. It's a redtop with the valve cover painted. Blacktops are S14 SRs" -Me 3 years ago. __________________ www.realize-jp.net

01-01-2009, 08:56 PM	#53
Edgar Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Indianapolis,IN Posts: 4,980 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	"do you have a v6 sr20det?" my reply was yes. __________________ Drift Indy

01-01-2009, 08:59 PM	#54
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	in 2000: him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires me: yes, that is correct him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car me: no, it's rear wheel drive him: no, all probes are front wheel drive me: it's a 240sx him: ...

01-01-2009, 09:09 PM	#55
ant s13 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Va Beach, VA Age: 42 Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	what's "obo" mean?

01-01-2009, 09:21 PM	#57
fromxtor Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC Age: 43 Posts: 3,012 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	I remember back in '03 some guy had a kouki and it got flooded, and he acted all butt hurt and said well I guess I'm going to have to swap in an SR because I cant find a replacement ECU. This is also the guy that had a whole 3 ring binder with all kinds of torn out magazines and the entire FSM printed out, like he needed that to swap the motor into his car. __________________ Seller feedback>>http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...light=fromxtor

01-01-2009, 09:32 PM	#58
duffman1278 Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Covina Age: 36 Posts: 2,844 Trader Rating: (8) Rides Gallery: duffman1278 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Some guy at a gas station was like "man thats a nice nissan. What is that like a 98??" I have an S13 btw lol

01-01-2009, 09:35 PM	#59
silviaguy240 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Delaware Age: 35 Posts: 3,719 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	some kid in my neighborhood when i was working on my car "are you making this a street tuner?" and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake. "yo man, you got a blow off?" __________________

01-01-2009, 09:42 PM	#60
lolatclint BANNED Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SOCAL Posts: 674 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	"dude the sr20 is a v6 dumbass" LUL