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LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OKR_240SX

Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station.
"Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?"

Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

i had an older guy ask me why i had 3" stainless steel radiator hoses

legacy927 · 01-01-2009, 06:26 PM

3 incidents that I would remember for life.

1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic."

2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?"

3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

samgs14 · 08-11-2011, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legacy927

3 incidents that I would remember for life.

1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic."

2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?"

3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

HAHAHAHA at least the girl had the right make

shinhed · 01-01-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matej

Wouldn't carbon fiber melt easily?....

Fresh off the forum.

Matej · 01-01-2009, 06:32 PM

What a dummy. Everyone knows that carbon fibers are created during a carbonization process at temperatures of up to 3000°C in inert atmosphere or vacuum.

BoostedCoupe · 01-01-2009, 06:46 PM

"hey did you cut your springs yourself"

s13.5guy · 01-01-2009, 07:29 PM

V4. Ha ha ha

articdragon192 · 01-01-2009, 07:31 PM

All Z guys ask me...
What springs are you on?
Dammit, springs don't go this low!

ILoveMyRHS13 · 01-01-2009, 08:13 PM

A guy at the local Auto Zone has a camo S14... I was talking to him and he showed me a back up camera.
"I'm going to put it in my front bumper for some touge runs."

nissansrbetter16 · 01-01-2009, 08:25 PM

I was reading a mag. in school and kid walks up "so how much drift does that come with?" I just laughed until he walked away.

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 08:41 PM

"This car can easily do 200mph"
He was referring to a rb20 swapped 240 with the engine still stock.

Teddy · 01-01-2009, 08:52 PM

In reference to a CL add with a blacktop SR S13:

"Hey man, just wanted to let you know your SR is not a blacktop. It's a redtop with the valve cover painted. Blacktops are S14 SRs"

-Me 3 years ago.

Edgar · 01-01-2009, 08:56 PM

"do you have a v6 sr20det?"

my reply was yes.

Andrew Bohan · 01-01-2009, 08:59 PM

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

Joshkl · 01-01-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

lmao........

ant s13 · 01-01-2009, 09:09 PM

what's "obo" mean?

fromxtor · 01-01-2009, 09:21 PM

I remember back in '03 some guy had a kouki and it got flooded, and he acted all butt hurt and said well I guess I'm going to have to swap in an SR because I cant find a replacement ECU. This is also the guy that had a whole 3 ring binder with all kinds of torn out magazines and the entire FSM printed out, like he needed that to swap the motor into his car.

duffman1278 · 01-01-2009, 09:32 PM

Some guy at a gas station was like "man thats a nice nissan. What is that like a 98??" I have an S13 btw lol

silviaguy240 · 01-01-2009, 09:35 PM

some kid in my neighborhood when i was working on my car

"are you making this a street tuner?"

and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake.

"yo man, you got a blow off?"

Tearlessj · 01-01-2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silviaguy240

and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake.

"yo man, you got a blow off?"

LOL I'll add this one.

BustedS13 · 01-02-2009, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tearlessj

LOL I'll add this one.

lol. i had a lengthy argument with my roommate over the differences between CL's and TL's right before i bought one.

lolatclint · 01-01-2009, 09:42 PM

"dude the sr20 is a v6 dumbass"

LUL

jorge1190 · 01-01-2009, 10:27 PM

When i called someone to ask about their s14 for sale,

Me: So, the car is stock?
Him: Well actually its got a JDM KA24DE. Cost about 1200, it was put it at 100k.

I hung up

***enkei2k*** · 01-01-2009, 10:55 PM

me - how do you install a front strut tower bar...?
god i feel like an idiot...live and learn.

silviaguy240 · 01-01-2009, 11:32 PM

woops my bad, CL. always thought it was a tl coupe

driven_ · 01-01-2009, 11:34 PM

i took a picture off here of someone's s14.
and put it on facebook (i'm sorry whoever it was. hehe)

a guy that goes to my school. was like "damn man huge ass front mount!"
i was like, what? its a normal front mount.

him: so what car you got man?
me: uh, '95 240.
him: oh sweet, i'm gonna put a 2jz or Rb26 into a volvo. shits gonna be sick!
me: i see. thats quite neat.

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?

Andrew Bohan · 01-01-2009, 11:53 PM

oh i just remembered

last month some dudes were walkin by my house when luke and i were cleaning up some car shit.

one of the dudes: hey do you guys work on cars?
me: yea
dude: oh cool man, i wanna get some racing seats and shit. can you guys do that? what do you guys charge?
me: ask him, he has a shop
luke: we're an elite fabrication shop so it's pretty expensive, $120 an hour. what kinda car do you have
dude: i have a mr2 1986 and i wanna get those side things for it too.
me: side skirts?
dude: i dunno what they're called but the go on the sides under the doors and they look SICK! i have an mr2 1986
luke and i look at each other like wtf noob
dude: i wanna get those bars too. you know, the ones that go in the back? i have an mr2 1986
luke: ...strut bars?
dude: yea i think that's it. those look SICK! i have an mr2 1986
me: ok dude, well we gotta get goin. later

ATLspeed · 01-02-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by driven_

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?

- some guy swapped a LSx twin turboed motor in a station wagon volvo aka Volvette lol its sick, its on streetfire.net

"Dude you should get the RB26 swapped into your car, those V6s are nasty and a direct swap...just drop it in and start it up. If i had a 240sx thats what i would do. Plus seeing that the motor is only $2500"

"Why do you have 2 intakes" (intercooler piping lol)

turbobrick · 01-04-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by driven_

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?

I've seen quite a few 1jz/2jz swaps into volvos, no rb's though.

90hatchie · 01-04-2009, 11:41 PM

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what...ml#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk

01-01-2009, 06:46 PM	#6
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01-01-2009, 08:52 PM	#12
Teddy Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: AutoFactory REALIZE Posts: 5,213 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	In reference to a CL add with a blacktop SR S13: "Hey man, just wanted to let you know your SR is not a blacktop. It's a redtop with the valve cover painted. Blacktops are S14 SRs" -Me 3 years ago. __________________ www.realize-jp.net

01-01-2009, 08:56 PM	#13
Edgar Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Indianapolis,IN Posts: 4,980 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	"do you have a v6 sr20det?" my reply was yes. __________________ Drift Indy

01-01-2009, 06:26 PM	#2
legacy927 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ny, ny Posts: 477 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	3 incidents that I would remember for life. 1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic." 2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?" 3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

01-01-2009, 06:32 PM	#5
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	What a dummy. Everyone knows that carbon fibers are created during a carbonization process at temperatures of up to 3000°C in inert atmosphere or vacuum.

01-01-2009, 08:25 PM	#10
nissansrbetter16 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV Age: 36 Posts: 232 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I was reading a mag. in school and kid walks up "so how much drift does that come with?" I just laughed until he walked away.

01-01-2009, 08:59 PM	#14
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	in 2000: him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires me: yes, that is correct him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car me: no, it's rear wheel drive him: no, all probes are front wheel drive me: it's a 240sx him: ...

01-01-2009, 09:09 PM	#16
ant s13 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Va Beach, VA Age: 42 Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	what's "obo" mean?

01-01-2009, 09:21 PM	#17
fromxtor Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC Age: 43 Posts: 3,012 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	I remember back in '03 some guy had a kouki and it got flooded, and he acted all butt hurt and said well I guess I'm going to have to swap in an SR because I cant find a replacement ECU. This is also the guy that had a whole 3 ring binder with all kinds of torn out magazines and the entire FSM printed out, like he needed that to swap the motor into his car. __________________ Seller feedback>>http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...light=fromxtor

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01-01-2009, 09:35 PM	#19
silviaguy240 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Delaware Age: 35 Posts: 3,719 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	some kid in my neighborhood when i was working on my car "are you making this a street tuner?" and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake. "yo man, you got a blow off?" __________________

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01-01-2009, 10:27 PM	#23
jorge1190 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Culpeper, Va Age: 33 Posts: 593 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	When i called someone to ask about their s14 for sale, Me: So, the car is stock? Him: Well actually its got a JDM KA24DE. Cost about 1200, it was put it at 100k. I hung up

01-01-2009, 10:55 PM	#24
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silviaguy240 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Delaware Age: 35 Posts: 3,719 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	woops my bad, CL. always thought it was a tl coupe __________________

01-01-2009, 11:34 PM	#26
driven_ Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 31 Posts: 884 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	i took a picture off here of someone's s14. and put it on facebook (i'm sorry whoever it was. hehe) a guy that goes to my school. was like "damn man huge ass front mount!" i was like, what? its a normal front mount. him: so what car you got man? me: uh, '95 240. him: oh sweet, i'm gonna put a 2jz or Rb26 into a volvo. shits gonna be sick! me: i see. thats quite neat. wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo? __________________ Find me on MR2oc!

01-01-2009, 11:53 PM	#27
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	oh i just remembered last month some dudes were walkin by my house when luke and i were cleaning up some car shit. one of the dudes: hey do you guys work on cars? me: yea dude: oh cool man, i wanna get some racing seats and shit. can you guys do that? what do you guys charge? me: ask him, he has a shop luke: we're an elite fabrication shop so it's pretty expensive, $120 an hour. what kinda car do you have dude: i have a mr2 1986 and i wanna get those side things for it too. me: side skirts? dude: i dunno what they're called but the go on the sides under the doors and they look SICK! i have an mr2 1986 luke and i look at each other like wtf noob dude: i wanna get those bars too. you know, the ones that go in the back? i have an mr2 1986 luke: ...strut bars? dude: yea i think that's it. those look SICK! i have an mr2 1986 me: ok dude, well we gotta get goin. later

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