"You're doing it wrong." - A thread to ridicule turrible, just turrible ideas

[Goofs]

anyone post fanboy_swag's car yet?

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by DJ 21o3

T...yeah, sold it for a stock mustang GT. lol

Hey! What's wrong with that! I keep thinking of selling my pos for a GT as well.

[krron]

Originally Posted by Corbic

Hey! What's wrong with that! I keep thinking of selling my pos for a GT as well.

Bought a GT while i had my sr s14 it was a huge mistake felt so slow and heavy. I sold it 6 months later...

I'm just a lurker but this thread is sad and funny all at once. And makes me miss how 240 owners used to be...

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by krron

Bought a GT while i had my sr s14 it was a huge mistake felt so slow and heavy. I sold it 6 months later...



I'm just a lurker but this thread is sad and funny all at once. And makes me miss how 240 owners used to be...

Year makes a huge difference.

I had a 96 GT 5spd. Sold it, biggest automotive regret.

Mustangs are infinitely more comfortable and better dailys. I can't stand house bumpy, buzzy and tin-canny my S13 is.

As for slow, mod it.

[ixfxi]

Originally Posted by g35gabby

SO wait, that is what he has been trying to do all this time? Perfect thread to do so.

No worries I will go back to my barbie dream car and ask next time I purchase a car if it is "girl appropriate".

I guess I should probably tell him I'm happily married and have no desire for this "attention". He is right though, I do like cars "too much" if you asked my sister or mother. They never got why I swapped a CA in my S13 back in 2006, or spend stupid money on my cars, but it is what I like.

pssssssh.. you talk to much, florida.

besides.......... you know damn well you didnt swap that motor on your own. you had the help of SOME form of male strength & intelligence.

remember, we invented the wheel and built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn

[g35gabby]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

pssssssh.. you talk to much, florida.

besides.......... you know damn well you didnt swap that motor on your own. you had the help of SOME form of male strength & intelligence.

remember, we invented the wheel and built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn

What are you talking about I made the aluminum heads myself from old pots and pans and used an old cast iron stove to make the block. I was in the kitchen anyways so I had to make use of what I had. The head gasket was the hard part, finding the correct size cookcutters.

Psssh... you try too hard.

[tayloray]

Originally Posted by g35gabby

What are you talking about I made the aluminum heads myself from old pots and pans and used an old cast iron stove to make the block. I was in the kitchen anyways so I had to make use of what I had. The head gasket was the hard part, finding the correct size cookcutters.

Psssh... you try too hard.

hahahaha. Epic response.

[ixfxi]

Originally Posted by g35gabby

Psssh... you try too hard.

hot damn.......

i didnt think florida had such intellect. and female at that!

respect. floridians, take notice.



i just got reverse owned.

[KiLLeR2001]

I think we found Mike's kryptonite.

[Sims14]

Originally Posted by HeyGirlHeyyy

Tongue in cheek.

Not really, I just don't get the big deal with VS-KFs. But enough beating that dead horse...

Hands down the vid with the diesel 240...THE MOST COMPLETE DUMMEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN..EVER!!!! GO SMOKE SOME WEED OR SOMETHING PEOPLE WTF!!!!!!!

[OBEEWON]

In general...car girls are the worst.
Its like dating a female nerd.

Tell me "Hey, that car looks cool." Then rub my back. Do not want a chick in that part of my world.

Originally Posted by OBEE

proof.

That is one of the best shops Ive ever seen. I need to get my weight up.

[HORShi]

When I saw this....I instantly thought of this thread, then I lost my shit. Lmao. It hurts my soul.

[savannaae]

Originally Posted by racepar1

That is fucking rad! I've thought about doing something like this with every thrashed shell I've disposed of over the years. This failure example fails itself...



While the subject of this photo is definitely fail, the car itself was rad as fuck. That's SCC magazine's "project S13" that Dave Coleman built in the late 90's-early 2000's. I'll leave it to Mr. Coleman to explain it the best:

"Adding a metal guard to your bumper around your muffler to prevent a fire means you're a ricer. Adding a metal guard to your bumper to prevent ANOTHER fire means you're a badass." -Dave Coleman

That is THE car that brought the SR swap to the "mainstream". That is THE car that pioneered the flat black look, and one of the VERY FEW that actually pulled it off as well.

Tell 'em.

[ixfxi]

Originally Posted by KiLLeR2001

I think we found Mike's kryptonite.

i thought all guys liked girls with big, round, shapely rear-ends. except for most white guys.

Originally Posted by OBEEWON

In general...car girls are the worst.
Its like dating a female nerd. Tell me "Hey, that car looks cool." Then rub my back. Do not want a chick in that part of my world.

lets be honest though, and this doesnt apply to men or women, it applies to car people in general. how many car enthusiasts are REALLY into cars? you see all these poseur mother fuckers with random jank bolt-on parts.. yet if you were to look in their garage they're lucky to have a complete craftsman tool set.

if you're into cars, guys OR girls, you own tools and you wrench. and if you wrench, i tip my hat off to you.. guy or girl.

[Reece]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

lets be honest though, and this doesnt apply to men or women, it applies to car people in general. how many car enthusiasts are REALLY into cars? you see all these poseur mother fuckers with random jank bolt-on parts.. yet if you were to look in their garage they're lucky to have a complete craftsman tool set.

if you're into cars, guys OR girls, you own tools and you wrench. and if you wrench, i tip my hat off to you.. guy or girl.

This.

[kikcaffine]

Originally Posted by smokescreen240

since when did you get a corvette? lol.

After I sold my 180sx.

[Taylor Shinobu]

Originally Posted by Reece

Oh god hes a local, traded his hella good condition front end for the front end thats met many mountain walls

[racepar1]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

hes just fuckin with you because youre a bit portly

last i checked, most car guys are chubby... eatin too much popeyes chicken while wrenching instead of being active human beings

someone needs to put an end to this madness! TEAM ZILVIA SUPER TUNER DIET... lets start this shit!!!!

Have Illest and Hellaflush get in on the diet thing and it'll catch on...

It is funny though how car guys tend to either be fat or skinny twigboys. Like 1% seem to fit somewhere in the middle.

[SuperBlackS14]

Originally Posted by racepar1

Have Illest and Hellaflush get in on the diet thing and it'll catch on...

It is funny though how car guys tend to either be fat or skinny twigboys. Like 1% seem to fit somewhere in the middle.

Have noticed that, myself fitting on the larger end of that spectrum. My buddy who's an Evo Kid though, he's one of the average looking ones.

But car girls? They do seem to run the gamut.

[TMW]

Originally Posted by racepar1

Have Illest and Hellaflush get in on the diet thing and it'll catch on...

It is funny though how car guys tend to either be fat or skinny twigboys. Like 1% seem to fit somewhere in the middle.

if you want to fit into most bucket seats you cant be fat

or get zeta type xl

[Icy13]

Originally Posted by Bushido

< LOL, pretty ingenious

Bushido, your posts always make me happy, lawl

[racepar1]

Originally Posted by TMW

if you want to fit into most bucket seats you cant be fat

or get zeta type xl

I fit into basically anything Sparco. I had a Sprint in that pic and I have a pro 2000 now. It's the JDM yO buckets that fat guys don't fit into, unless your're talking disgusting fat...

[Reece]

[TMW]

Originally Posted by racepar1

I fit into basically anything Sparco. I had a Sprint in that pic and I have a pro 2000 now. It's the JDM yO buckets that fat guys don't fit into, unless your're talking disgusting fat...

i've never looked into sparco or anything not jdm yo so i didnt know how fat person friendly those were haha

and idk most older brides apparently even average sized americans cant really fit into them. like 32 inch waist max. have yet to own one though

[ixfxi]

looks like i struck gold searching on ebay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/171382953661

this car is fucking HOOOOOOOOOOOORRRIBLE

god, that interior color combination... what IS going ON!

someone please save and rehost the photos...

[FourtyKid]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

looks like i struck gold searching on ebay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/171382953661

this car is fucking HOOOOOOOOOOOORRRIBLE

god, that interior color combination... what IS going ON!

someone please save and rehost the photos...

Definitely hating the colors but you have to admit it's definitely on the clean side. I mean it doesnt look thrown together, looks like time and effort was put into it. But yes, horrible colors...yeesh.

[wurley]

^ Jesus, that thing is ugly.

[Corbic]

Originally Posted by TMW

i've never looked into sparco or anything not jdm yo so i didnt know how fat person friendly those were haha

and idk most older brides apparently even average sized americans cant really fit into them. like 32 inch waist max. have yet to own one though

Bride specifically states a maximum of 80kg, which is 176. Lbs.

[Bushido]

This guy has the audacity to put work stickers on his Rota D2's... Boo this man.

I would have let it slide if the sticker said "TWORK" or "BORK".

[PPman]

Originally Posted by Reece

This.

My phone is acting up, but I did not remember that s13 with the r34 tail light conversion, that was my friend's car back in Cheyenne WY around 2005 back then that was the chit to do conversions like that lol those were the dark ages in terms of taste as anything jdm was mad tyte! It did have a sr20 in it. Ever since then the owner turned baller and has had many cooler cars to include a legit r34 in Virginia i will have to look him up to come take a look at his old car before paint. The guy standing with the trophy is not the owner is the owner of the body shop, or was. Hopefully my friend will come make a postfor a "where are they now?"