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usdm180sx · 01-01-2009, 11:19 AM

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

**ThatGuy** · 01-01-2009, 11:21 AM

"I just signed up on NICO..."

fromxtor · 01-01-2009, 11:26 AM

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

EDacIouSX · 02-03-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fromxtor

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

oh man you heard this one too? lol.... trying to think of some funny comments.... can't think of any off the top of my head

DrtyRat · 01-01-2009, 11:34 AM

one of the older members had a -rep he received when he was selling some older TE's. He had/has that rep as part of his sig. It said "those aren't te's".

YoungGun · 01-01-2009, 11:34 AM

"I like NA more than turbo."

LoneStarSilvia · 01-01-2009, 11:36 AM

"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..."

seesquared · 01-01-2009, 11:45 AM

"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

s13boy89 · 01-01-2009, 11:43 AM

damn it norm you took mine

**mrmephistopheles** · 01-01-2009, 11:44 AM

"I'm going to put an SR20VET into my 240sx"

-me, 9 years ago.

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 12:16 PM

"What do I need to run X engine?
"did you search?"
"No"

*Yuri* · 01-01-2009, 12:28 PM

What parts do I need to convert my 240 to a One-via?

S-Nation S13 · 01-01-2009, 12:47 PM

"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!!
"BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 01:09 PM

"Whats the difference between a kouki and a zenki?"

*handinpants* · 04-13-2009, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by future240

"Whats the difference between a kouki and a zenki?"

sounds like a valid question for a newb to ask, but wtf is a future240?

***Future240*** · 04-13-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handinpants

sounds like a valid question for a newb to ask, but wtf is a future240?

Exactly the point of this thread wouldn't you say?

A future 240 is the 240 that I will build in the future since I don't own one at the moment.

BustedS13 · 01-01-2009, 01:10 PM

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

juice.def · 01-01-2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juice.def

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

HUGE pet peeve of mine, i hate when people who dont have a clue try to tell ME about MY car.

"you know you should try drifting this"

"Is your SR20 the DE or the DET version?"

and i could not tell you how many times ive heard this one from the most random people who ask me about my car

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...

YoungGun · 01-01-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongGrain

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...

+1 to that.

BoostSlideWayz · 01-02-2009, 03:10 AM

Made a video of my KA24E-T idling and someone posted a comment on the video saying: "Thats sick man is it SR or RB ?"

Another one. Me and my friend were talking about skyline motors..
Him: dude my neighbor owns a car dealer ship in L.A. and he owns a skyline there.
Me: Really? what model ??
Him: idk , BUT MAN THOSE 4 cyl skylines are fast he said..
Me: WTF RB's arent 4cyl..
Him: yes they are...
Me: no there not watch, so i go online to show him the specs of the motor..
Him: well he said it was a 4 cyl..
Me: well your neighbor is a lier!

irax · 01-21-2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoostSlideWayz

Made a video of my KA24E-T idling and someone posted a comment on the video saying: "Thats sick man is it SR or RB ?"

Another one. Me and my friend were talking about skyline motors..
Him: dude my neighbor owns a car dealer ship in L.A. and he owns a skyline there.
Me: Really? what model ??
Him: idk , BUT MAN THOSE 4 cyl skylines are fast he said..
Me: WTF RB's arent 4cyl..
Him: yes they are...
Me: no there not watch, so i go online to show him the specs of the motor..
Him: well he said it was a 4 cyl..
Me: well your neighbor is a lier!

LOL! not all skylines have RB's

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usdm180sx

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

cc4usmc · 01-01-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

281k

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

281k=281,000

LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

281k=281,000

thats what i was thinking..

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13 @ fullboost

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

LOL! That's a gem!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

281k=281,000

Damn,

I failed to process that: K = 1000. I haven't had my cup of coffee yet, Thanks.

But, 281,000 miles, daaaaang! That's rebuild milage. That's nothing to brag about.

DrtyRat · 01-01-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just baught, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution

edit:Barry beat me to it!

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:48 PM

Now we are having fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrtyRat

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution

edit:Barry beat me to it!

wickedjester · 01-24-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

im pretty shur that he meant 281000miles

k is an abreviation for thousand

s13 @ fullboost · 01-01-2009, 01:15 PM

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

01-01-2009, 11:19 AM	#1
usdm180sx Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 562 Posts: 4,807 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: usdm180sx Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Post the funniest newb statement you have ever heard Let's have some fun. Here's mine: "OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!" __________________ -Norm!

01-01-2009, 11:21 AM	#2
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 44 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"I just signed up on NICO..." __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

01-01-2009, 11:26 AM	#3
fromxtor Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC Age: 43 Posts: 3,012 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	"Nissan made 240s for drifting." __________________ Seller feedback>>http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...light=fromxtor

01-01-2009, 11:36 AM	#7
LoneStarSilvia Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Okinawa--->Arizona Age: 36 Posts: 1,509 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..." __________________

01-01-2009, 11:43 AM	#9
s13boy89 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: anaheim Age: 34 Posts: 1,991 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	damn it norm you took mine __________________ I have kids running around here I dont want to use an xxr as a coffe table

01-01-2009, 11:34 AM	#6
YoungGun Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 818-951 SoCal Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	"I like NA more than turbo."

01-01-2009, 11:45 AM	#8
seesquared Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 73 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

01-01-2009, 12:47 PM	#13
S-Nation S13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: LAND of the LOST Posts: 4,083 Trader Rating: (92) Feedback Score: 92 reviews	"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!! "BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

01-01-2009, 01:10 PM	#17
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 39 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000" me in June 2002 RIP SCC __________________

01-02-2009, 03:10 AM	#21
BoostSlideWayz Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lebec Age: 35 Posts: 1,686 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Made a video of my KA24E-T idling and someone posted a comment on the video saying: "Thats sick man is it SR or RB ?" Another one. Me and my friend were talking about skyline motors.. Him: dude my neighbor owns a car dealer ship in L.A. and he owns a skyline there. Me: Really? what model ?? Him: idk , BUT MAN THOSE 4 cyl skylines are fast he said.. Me: WTF RB's arent 4cyl.. Him: yes they are... Me: no there not watch, so i go online to show him the specs of the motor.. Him: well he said it was a 4 cyl.. Me: well your neighbor is a lier! __________________ 1994 toyota supra...... n-a D= 1992 nissan 240sx KA24E-T fully Built =D

01-01-2009, 01:15 PM	#30
s13 @ fullboost Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: St.Petersburg,FL Posts: 2,549 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?" Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha __________________