$195,000 Eclipse - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

whateverjames · 01-17-2003, 08:58 PM

http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/v...&car_year=1995

KiDyNomiTe · 01-17-2003, 09:03 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

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Thats right $195000. This car is made completely of carbon fiber and only has the weight of a newborn kitten. It runs a 1/4 track time of a meir 2 thenths of a seconds due to the fact of its massive V12 Hemi motor and 5 150 shots of Nitrous, and over 50 different stickers on the side that add at least 5hp a pop. Ladies and Gentlemen this car has the worlds strongest airbag suspension which allows you to do backflips while going 150 mph on the highway. I have also included a Flux Capacitor if you want to install that on your own time, but it is not the new model that runs on trash, but the old one that runs on plutonium (which I am fresh out of)

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EDIT: I should buy it and sue him, and we'll see if it was such a big joke after all

Kareem · 01-17-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by KiDyNomiTe
I should buy it and sue him, and we'll see if it was such a big joke after all

ROFL, do it.

KiDyNomiTe · 01-17-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Kareem
ROFL, do it.

If only the bank would loan me $192K, or will a $3K downpayment work?

96SEChick · 01-17-2003, 09:24 PM

LMAO. I can't believe this guy wasted his money to place that ad, just for it to be a joke. It is rather amusing, though--with all the crap, like blinker fluid, that people sell on Ebay.

SlowEXd · 01-17-2003, 09:25 PM

What's funny/sad is he paid at least $45 to list that.
Some people have issues!!

-E- · 01-17-2003, 09:37 PM

hahah Good ****

Bbandit · 01-17-2003, 10:30 PM

sue him!

MorganS13 · 01-17-2003, 11:02 PM

my guess is he already sold the car and then modified the ad to take advantage of the "run till it sells" option

SimpleS14 · 01-17-2003, 11:15 PM

That's sad......real sad.

dilligaph · 01-18-2003, 12:54 AM

holy **** thats the funniest thing ive seen in a while.. hahahahaha

BRB240 · 01-18-2003, 02:32 PM

ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH* *COUGH* *CHOKE*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

negular · 01-18-2003, 02:38 PM

I've always wanted a 5door eclipse...

bladen · 01-19-2003, 05:08 PM

OMG, thats Hilarious, i wish i would have Built my Eclipse up like that, i would have had the Fastest car in the world, hehe, i should buy another one, or better yet, i should buy a Yugo, and do the same thing to it, and sell it on Autotrader for like a cool Million, hehehehe

*HaLo* · 01-19-2003, 05:20 PM

OMG! LOL! That's a great one!

That's just making too much fun out of the ricers out there.

DuffMan · 01-19-2003, 09:32 PM

By my calculations, the trap speed for that 0.2 sec run assuming constant acceleration and perfect traction is mach 12.5

Potatoskins02 · 01-19-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by DuffMan
By my calculations, the trap speed for that 0.2 sec run assuming constant acceleration and perfect traction is mach 12.5

LMAO.... HAHAHAHA

JDM180SX · 01-22-2003, 12:22 PM

Thats frickin hilarious.

rash · 01-22-2003, 03:52 PM

..NO MAMEN ES LA MAYOR PENDEJA QUE HE VISTO...

!!sUCK aLL tIME!!

Zemus · 01-25-2003, 07:06 PM

HAHAHA HE LIVES 8 miles from me, im going to go look at it, so i can sue him

96SEChick · 01-25-2003, 09:07 PM

This one's almost as bad--

1999 Eclipse FULL SHOW CAR $16,000

Looks like somebody threw up all the way down the side of the car.

misnomer · 01-26-2003, 02:14 AM

What? Flux capacitor, but he doesn't include Mr Fusion?

Cheapskate.

xLSTONEx · 01-26-2003, 10:32 PM

Thats the best SHlT I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing, that guy needs a life though.

240sxspeedracer1 · 01-30-2003, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by misnomer
What? Flux capacitor, but he doesn't include Mr Fusion?

Cheapskate.

isnt the flex capacitator from back to the future? Who is Mr fusion?

sponger85 · 01-30-2003, 02:42 PM

oh sh*t .... some one must have been realllllly bored ....

Fresh 240SX · 01-30-2003, 10:37 PM

If my calculations are correct.... were gonna see some serious **** when this baby hits 85mph.....

heh.... back to the future..... i think thats what the doc says

01-17-2003, 08:58 PM	#1
whateverjames Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Age: 44 Posts: 2,263 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	$195,000 Eclipse http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/v...&car_year=1995

01-17-2003, 09:24 PM	#5
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 47 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LMAO. I can't believe this guy wasted his money to place that ad, just for it to be a joke. It is rather amusing, though--with all the crap, like blinker fluid, that people sell on Ebay. __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

01-17-2003, 10:30 PM	#8
Bbandit Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas and now Jakarta Age: 42 Posts: 2,674 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Bbandit Feedback Score: 0 reviews	sue him! __________________ ==>>TGL GARAGE<<==.. RIP! S13 coupe KA-T @ 0.5 Bar = SOLD! A31 Cefiro + SR = Current

01-17-2003, 11:15 PM	#10
SimpleS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philly Age: 41 Posts: 9,185 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: SimpleS14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That's sad......real sad. __________________ *Goals are dreams with a deadline.* L.H.O.O.Q.

01-18-2003, 02:32 PM	#12
BRB240 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sector 775 Age: 39 Posts: 126 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH __________________

01-17-2003, 09:25 PM	#6
SlowEXd Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH Age: 47 Posts: 62 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What's funny/sad is he paid at least $45 to list that. Some people have issues!!

01-17-2003, 09:37 PM	#7
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 42 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahah Good ****

01-17-2003, 11:02 PM	#9
MorganS13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 707 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	my guess is he already sold the car and then modified the ad to take advantage of the "run till it sells" option

01-18-2003, 12:54 AM	#11
dilligaph Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Iowa Posts: 17 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	holy **** thats the funniest thing ive seen in a while.. hahahahaha

01-18-2003, 02:38 PM	#13
negular Dr. Neg Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Platt, NY Age: 40 Posts: 571 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I've always wanted a 5door eclipse... __________________ The louder the radio, the better I sing.

01-19-2003, 05:08 PM	#14
bladen Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SLC, Utah Posts: 110 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OMG, thats Hilarious, i wish i would have Built my Eclipse up like that, i would have had the Fastest car in the world, hehe, i should buy another one, or better yet, i should buy a Yugo, and do the same thing to it, and sell it on Autotrader for like a cool Million, hehehehe __________________ Attention, The Human Race has been Canceled due to rain, we now join the regularly scheduled program already in progress.

01-19-2003, 05:20 PM	#15
HaLo from Canada, eh! Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec Age: 45 Posts: 5,201 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: HaLo Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OMG! LOL! That's a great one! That's just making too much fun out of the ricers out there. __________________ -> HaLo Race Car: '98 E36 BMW M3 Daily Drivers: '23 Audi Q4 e-tron & '13 VW Touareg SOLD: 01 GPW Honda S2000 PARTED: 93 Pearl White 240SX LE Fastback w/SR20DET SOLD: 93 Super White 240SX SE Convertible w/Silvia Front

01-19-2003, 09:32 PM	#16
DuffMan Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: in a cardboard box Posts: 2,517 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	By my calculations, the trap speed for that 0.2 sec run assuming constant acceleration and perfect traction is mach 12.5

01-22-2003, 12:22 PM	#18
JDM180SX Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Chicago, IL. Age: 45 Posts: 206 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thats frickin hilarious. __________________

01-22-2003, 03:52 PM	#19
rash Zilvia Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mexicali,Mexico Posts: 258 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	..NO MAMEN ES LA MAYOR PENDEJA QUE HE VISTO... !!sUCK aLL tIME!!

01-25-2003, 07:06 PM	#20
Zemus Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minneapols Age: 39 Posts: 2,268 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Zemus Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHA HE LIVES 8 miles from me, im going to go look at it, so i can sue him __________________ \|Ziptied.com\|Hybrid Z\|D-Town Forum\|Clubfr.net\|

01-25-2003, 09:07 PM	#21
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 47 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This one's almost as bad-- 1999 Eclipse FULL SHOW CAR $16,000 Looks like somebody threw up all the way down the side of the car. __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

01-26-2003, 02:14 AM	#22
misnomer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nevada Posts: 2,293 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What? Flux capacitor, but he doesn't include Mr Fusion? Cheapskate. __________________ Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!

01-26-2003, 10:32 PM	#23
xLSTONEx BANNED Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA Age: 38 Posts: 390 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thats the best SHlT I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing, that guy needs a life though.

01-30-2003, 02:42 PM	#25
sponger85 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 38 Posts: 63 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	oh sh*t .... some one must have been realllllly bored .... __________________ 92 240sx FB: 5 Speed baby Champagne NOT gold the reason i got the s13 over the s14 is def. bc it had automatic seat belts .... www.fungbodyboarding.com ... check it out

01-30-2003, 10:37 PM	#26
Fresh 240SX Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Niagara Region, Canada Age: 40 Posts: 478 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If my calculations are correct.... were gonna see some serious **** when this baby hits 85mph..... heh.... back to the future..... i think thats what the doc says __________________