So i find this hilarious

[Advan]

Originally Posted by blu808

Any ideas on how I should own him next?

how good are you at making an official document stating that your company will require some money upfront for advertising purposes.The owner must attend x amount of shows and put in x amount of money, or else he will be fined x amount of dollars. I'm sure you can tweak this to make it sound better, but add in your company seal and you're good to go. Make sure you have in writing that you will own at least 100% of his car....since you're "sponsoring it." On the flipside you will "supply" him with parts AFTER he sign the documents......or you could just come up with something different.

[blu808]

Thats a funny idea but i dont want to do anything that could be against the law. I would prefer just to own him.

[Devil Man]

blahahahahahaha

[Jaketenpointo]

You could tell him to meet you somewhere to "see what he's got." Just pick a random parking lot at like 3:00 a.m.... Tell him you'll be watching, and if he "makes the cut" you'll contact him again for sponsorship.

It sounds like a bad movie...

Then actually go watch from a ways away.....did I mention call the cops about a disturbance in X parking lot. He'll lose his car or at least get charged a bunch. It should be good for a few laughs around here though.

Make sure you leave it very vague on what he's doing in the parking lot. Don't want this to come back and bite you in the ass.

[White Comet]

^ best idea ive heard

[blu808]

Ok here is what I emailed him. Will it work? Stay tuned to find out.


Ok. Great. Glad to hear you are interested in promoting our company in the Socal region. We hope you can be an asset to our company and have you attend various events such as Formula Drift, D1gp, Just Drift, and Drift showoff. We are confident you will do your best to represent our company in a professional manner.

We are still in the contract phase of this sponsorship and I will be meeting with the head of several companies next week to finalize everything.

I do need a couple things from you in order to secure this sponsorship.

1: A complete list of the modifications done to your vehicle.

2: A complete list of all the items you will require to make your car Formula D/D1gp legal. Include safety equipment.

3: Tire sizes.

4: Since you are not local to us I need you to do the following right away. In order to secure the sponsorship we need to show our potential sponsors that their logos will appear in a good location on your car. I will need you to make the following logos out of paper and marker to show them the advertising layout. If they agree on the placement of decals we will ship the graphics out asap. Here is a list and location of where you will need to place the logos. You will need to take a picture of them taped to your car and host them on photobucket.com so we can email them to the sponsors.

1. The SDP logo (side of car) Please make it the same size as the logo on our race car. Visit this link for a picture.
http://www.sdp-online.com/sig1.jpg

2. Torco oil (front fender) visit torcooil.com for a logo.

3. Blu808 owned joogroup (rear quarter panel).

4. sparco (under the sdp logo)

5. Volk racing (hood)

Please send me the pictures right away so we can present them on mon during the meeting.

Thank you.
www.sdp-online.com

[CSil80]

That actually looks good. We get to find out if he has a car or not, and what mods it's got.
I'm actually looking forward to seeing where this goes.
Nicely done Blu!

[Jaketenpointo]

This guy is going to be crushed... I can't wait for the pictures. Maybe we'll get a peek at the beastly KA

[Z_Spool]

Originally Posted by blu808

Ok here is what I emailed him. Will it work? Stay tuned to find out....

Well, I dunno, he may be dumb enough to fall for it, but there are a few obvious red flags in it that I'd be wary of. Either way, let's hope he bites.

[sxe]

the guy was dumb enough to say that theres no way his car' that fast, and his cars has alot of power. he's dumb enough to fall for a fake sponcer. this will be GREAT!! post as soon as you hear from him!

[iROYAL]

3. Blu808 owned joogroup (rear quarter panel).

[deadpirate]

* been following this thread closely*

oh my god. this is by far the funniest shit ever. i cannot wait to see what this kid responds with.

[dirtdiggler666]

this shit is funny as hell, and leave it up to palmdale god i hate this town i need to move.

[zoototheyork]

More Bashing More Bashing

[YoungGun]

Any response?

[brewster240]

isnt he gonna see this thread maybe?

[motorsnail]

Originally Posted by YoungGun

Any response?

Werd....I wanna see the stickers on his GMC jimmy

[low and slow]

Pimp playa homoghey is online, so I'm sure he got the message.

He's either Google-ing, trying to find some pictures, or he's giving his b/f a bj so he lets him borrow his '240' so he can post pixors.

Only time will tell

[YoungGun]

Originally Posted by brewster240

isnt he gonna see this thread maybe?

I thought that was the point? lol

[blu808]

He responded. OMG this kid is going down. haha.




Date:
Nov 24, 2007 3:57 PM
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Subject:

RE: 240sx Sponsorship.

Body:
i will get u every thing asap give me tell 2morrow ill send everything via message by 2morrow!

[low and slow]

lm-motherfucking-ao.

[YoungGun]

Bahaha, what a tool. Please post the pictures when you get them. Omg zilvia history in the making.

[Jaketenpointo]

The "if it sounds to good to be true, it must be" saying should be clicking in this guy's brain. Unfortunately he's gonna tape homemade decals to his car.. then post them online. Its gonna be great

[brewster240]

he denied my friend request

i guess cause my pic has me workin on a honda

[projectb13]

everyones got there flavors ours just happens to be the sweet sweet taste of Nissan!!!!!

[hatchbaak]

I think you guys are wasting alot of your time harassing this dumb kid. there is 563465386 billion others just like him, are you really suprised? dont make it your life mission to make him feel stupid, we all know he is. you never know, he might grow up and look back on how utterly retarted he was. or he will go wrap his "200whp ka" s-chassis around a pole, one less 240 ricer. does this kid really deserve a zilvia thread? no. c'mon people.

My two cents.

[low and slow]

Yes he does. Maybe this thread will speed up the process of him realizing he's an idiot.

And wrapping his car around a pole.

P.S. - Thank you, Captain Killjoy.

[slideways_240sx]

Wow this is funny. I cant believe thier are kids like this... oh wait... yeah i can. haha

[godzillarb]

I can't wait to see this shit... but you should have included one more thing:

- Please include an example of what your car looks like with ground effects by making a mock body kit out of cardboard.

[blu808]

It is def not a waste of time. Kids like this have ruined the import scene and esp the drifting scene. It is a rare chance to get back at them.


lol. and mostly because its funny.