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BDMs14 · 01-04-2009, 11:23 PM

>from the honda-boys @ work:
"WTF, a 2-door maxima!?? never saw that, rare!!"
(looking at my zenki s14)
"Man, i drift my civic all the time, i just pull the e-brake and turn the wheel, it's fun!"
"240?? I heard those things come with SR20's stock!!"

turbobrick · 01-04-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by driven_

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?

I've seen quite a few 1jz/2jz swaps into volvos, no rb's though.

90hatchie · 01-04-2009, 11:41 PM

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what...ml#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk

s13silady · 01-04-2009, 11:51 PM

some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru.

"is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14)
for shits and giggles i say yes.
and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights."

even my GF snickered.

JDMB0iKT · 01-04-2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13silady

some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru.

"is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14)
for shits and giggles i say yes.
and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights."

even my GF snickered.

even I snickered.

Mr.S14 · 01-05-2009, 12:08 AM

LOL walking to the track i meet up with this guy who used to be a big ricer back in the day with his old ass 80s CRX, any ways conversation goes like this.
Him-sooo I saw your silvia parked in your driveway
me-yeah my motor blew so im trying to fix it
him-so do you drift?, what model is that S-12?
*at this point im trying not to laugh, because I have an 89*
me-nah....its a s13
him-yeah thats cool, you know I can't go to the races anymore
me-oh yeah? why not?
him-me and my buddy were drifting and the cops saw us
*im holding back so much*
me-wow that sucks man, what are you doing now
him-we are building a drift track in his backyard, i dont care about the cops.
me-wow thats cool, ttyl *take off laughing*

blackrms13 · 01-05-2009, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90hatchie

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what...ml#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk

lol...

me back in the days - whats the difference between the DOHC and SOHC (KAs)
after a couple of replies

"oh those engines with the round thing on top is the DOHC?" <-- referring to the spark plug wires

LOL @ me

10-66kruk · 01-05-2009, 01:00 AM

think i know this kid... If not i know a kid with this same car and dumb underglow...

i guess each to his own right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtheenderx

"So I'm lookin to buy an RSX-S and maybe put some red neon underglow."

Sure enough, a week later he gets a base model RSX automatic with red underglow....

luckvx · 01-05-2009, 02:18 AM

whats an s13?

s13silady · 01-05-2009, 10:33 AM

its not an s13 its a 240sx. s13's are JDM.

Mi Beardo es Loco · 01-05-2009, 12:05 PM

"wanna race my Honda?"

and

"Hi guys, my name is Mi Beardo es Loco"

s13_redSILVIA · 01-05-2009, 01:18 PM

at a parking lot with my cousin.

cousin:"hey he has the same car as you"(old integra)
me: -_________________-

japslapsilvia · 01-05-2009, 01:38 PM

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

**ThatGuy** · 01-05-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by japslapsilvia

dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

KITT?

DUFFM4N · 01-05-2009, 02:57 PM

^^i heard hitting the turbo button voids the warranty, thats why i just use the x-ray button instead

Mi Beardo es Loco · 01-05-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by japslapsilvia

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

I'z got a turbo button. I have people hit the button all the time that want to hit it to make myz car goez fast. But it's really a ejector seat.

BoostedCoupe · 01-05-2009, 03:47 PM

"im going to do a s13 conversion"
"i think im going to do the type x body kit"

JohnJohn86 · 01-05-2009, 05:04 PM

Back in the day when I still had my AE86, I was at the Buttonwillow track and passed a Mustang.

In the pit, the guy was checking my car and came to talk to me:

him: Your car is pretty quick
me: It's not that fast
Him looking at my engine
him: I didn't know Accord came with rear wheel drive
me:......

ESmorz · 01-05-2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silviaslave

i thought i would get the most sympathy here.

current events

ayuaddict · 01-05-2009, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13silady

even my GF snickered.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDMB0iKT

even I snickered.

woah. whats going on here?

nor-cal...

Andrew Bohan · 01-05-2009, 10:23 PM

i was riding with my friend in his saturn, and we were talking about our other friend who had just gotten a brand new camaro SS.

friend1: "yea man, he just hits the turbo nitro and BLAM!"
me: "what? i'm pretty sure that car doesn't have turbos OR nitrOUS"
friend1: "nah man, it's on the steering wheel. he has nitro boosters"
me: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

so then i went to ask the camaro friend
me: "dude, friend1 is saying you have turbo and nitrous."
friend2: "uhhh what? it's NA"
me: "yea that's what i thought. he's trippin"
friend2: "yup"

blu808 · 01-05-2009, 10:35 PM

some dude: I run all the scca events, auto x, etc, at some fail track

Dumbass: pisht! whats scca stand for.

Me: Hmm.

ronmcdon · 01-06-2009, 12:03 AM

shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

blu808 · 01-06-2009, 12:13 AM

some dude: shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

Me: Sports Car Club of America

brunswick240 · 01-06-2009, 12:19 AM

"how much is it going to cost to get 500hp out of my 240, i want to beat mustangs and evos"

98koukile · 01-06-2009, 12:48 AM

Hmm, noob comments...
Inspection guy, "I think I know what I'm doing, I'm a car mechanic"
Me, "You chirped my rear tires pulling into the dyno bay and you're still going to argue that its fwd?"
Ig. "I know what I'm doing, I looked up Prelude on the state computer"
Me, "I'm going to the front counter to see how much your insurance will cover when my car goes through the wall"
When I come back out my car is turned the right way

Everyone thinks its a Prelude and no matter how low, what rims, how fast it is, everyone stops asking questions when I say it doesn't have a turbo... I love that, makes me feel secure

The most non noob comment I've heard was from an old car guy at a show, who knew nothing about imports
Him, "Not parking with the import crowd huh?"
Nope
Him, "You belong over here anyways, those ricer burners better keep their fwd pussy cars away from my Mustang"
Minty fresh Saleen and he's comparing it to my car, after we talked for a bit he goes, I wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars

Bigsyke · 01-06-2009, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nissan240

i know im dumb and lazy a$$ hell! but i stripped a one bolt on the intake manifold. was wondering, will any air leak from it? haha

This was one of the dumbest things ive read in a while.

Oh and anything about vtec

brunswick240 · 01-06-2009, 09:55 AM

^^ hahah "i wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars" <- priceless.

Car shows are where you get the best comments, but I've had some from a really good friend of mine:

me: so i think im gunna turbo my 240 this spring
him: dude you cant, itll never run right and youll blow your motor right after you start it up
me: wtf are you talking about??@?@!
him: you have a truck motor, high compression, and a week head. Itll never flow a turbo.
me: come here, let me show you this vid
**he watches the infamous ka-t vid thats been around forever**
him: thats your motor?!?!!?
me: yuppp you see what i'm talking about now?
him: when are we gunna start tearing it down?

hahaha I love the kid but he always thinks he's right, ooo man good times.

*Sil-Abc* · 01-06-2009, 10:04 AM

"vtec doubles your horsepower."

LeftNutOfGowd · 01-06-2009, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by japslapsilvia

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

Its from Gone In 60 Seconds inside of the 1967 Mustang Fastback

01-04-2009, 11:51 PM	#124
s13silady Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Bay Area, San Jose Posts: 1,804 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru. "is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14) for shits and giggles i say yes. and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights." even my GF snickered. __________________

01-05-2009, 10:33 AM	#130
s13silady Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Bay Area, San Jose Posts: 1,804 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	its not an s13 its a 240sx. s13's are JDM. __________________

01-05-2009, 01:18 PM	#132
s13_redSILVIA Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 213 to the 818 Age: 36 Posts: 180 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	at a parking lot with my cousin. cousin:"hey he has the same car as you"(old integra) me: -_________________- __________________

01-05-2009, 02:57 PM	#135
DUFFM4N Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southern California...where i stretch out haters like a bad thong Age: 40 Posts: 7,371 Trader Rating: (40) Rides Gallery: DUFFM4N Feedback Score: 40 reviews	^^i heard hitting the turbo button voids the warranty, thats why i just use the x-ray button instead __________________ *things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who HUSTLE* CLICK HERE FOR MY BLOG

01-05-2009, 03:47 PM	#137
BoostedCoupe Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Fulton, TN Age: 33 Posts: 1,043 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	"im going to do a s13 conversion" "i think im going to do the type x body kit" __________________ 92 vert converted 5speed and other little things

01-04-2009, 11:23 PM	#121
BDMs14 Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: BX, NYC Age: 43 Posts: 63 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	>from the honda-boys @ work: "WTF, a 2-door maxima!?? never saw that, rare!!" (looking at my zenki s14) "Man, i drift my civic all the time, i just pull the e-brake and turn the wheel, it's fun!" "240?? I heard those things come with SR20's stock!!"

01-04-2009, 11:41 PM	#123
90hatchie Banned from the Marketplace Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: yorktown hts ny Age: 35 Posts: 2,984 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what...ml#post2547868 tisk tisk tisk

01-05-2009, 12:08 AM	#126
Mr.S14 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Riverside Age: 37 Posts: 468 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL walking to the track i meet up with this guy who used to be a big ricer back in the day with his old ass 80s CRX, any ways conversation goes like this. Him-sooo I saw your silvia parked in your driveway me-yeah my motor blew so im trying to fix it him-so do you drift?, what model is that S-12? at this point im trying not to laugh, because I have an 89 me-nah....its a s13 him-yeah thats cool, you know I can't go to the races anymore me-oh yeah? why not? him-me and my buddy were drifting and the cops saw us im holding back so much me-wow that sucks man, what are you doing now him-we are building a drift track in his backyard, i dont care about the cops. me-wow thats cool, ttyl take off laughing

01-05-2009, 02:18 AM	#129
luckvx Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 35 Posts: 301 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	whats an s13?

01-05-2009, 05:04 PM	#138
JohnJohn86 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Covina CA Posts: 383 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Back in the day when I still had my AE86, I was at the Buttonwillow track and passed a Mustang. In the pit, the guy was checking my car and came to talk to me: him: Your car is pretty quick me: It's not that fast Him looking at my engine him: I didn't know Accord came with rear wheel drive me:......

01-05-2009, 10:23 PM	#141
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	i was riding with my friend in his saturn, and we were talking about our other friend who had just gotten a brand new camaro SS. friend1: "yea man, he just hits the turbo nitro and BLAM!" me: "what? i'm pretty sure that car doesn't have turbos OR nitrOUS" friend1: "nah man, it's on the steering wheel. he has nitro boosters" me: "what the fuck are you talking about?" so then i went to ask the camaro friend me: "dude, friend1 is saying you have turbo and nitrous." friend2: "uhhh what? it's NA" me: "yea that's what i thought. he's trippin" friend2: "yup"

01-05-2009, 10:35 PM	#142
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 41 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	some dude: I run all the scca events, auto x, etc, at some fail track Dumbass: pisht! whats scca stand for. Me: Hmm. __________________

01-06-2009, 12:03 AM	#143
ronmcdon Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: beverly hills Age: 89 Posts: 4,260 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

01-06-2009, 12:13 AM	#144
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 41 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	some dude: shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year. Me: Sports Car Club of America __________________

01-06-2009, 12:19 AM	#145
brunswick240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Brunswick, OH Posts: 519 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	"how much is it going to cost to get 500hp out of my 240, i want to beat mustangs and evos"

01-06-2009, 12:48 AM	#146
98koukile Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Western Mass Age: 37 Posts: 949 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Hmm, noob comments... Inspection guy, "I think I know what I'm doing, I'm a car mechanic" Me, "You chirped my rear tires pulling into the dyno bay and you're still going to argue that its fwd?" Ig. "I know what I'm doing, I looked up Prelude on the state computer" Me, "I'm going to the front counter to see how much your insurance will cover when my car goes through the wall" When I come back out my car is turned the right way Everyone thinks its a Prelude and no matter how low, what rims, how fast it is, everyone stops asking questions when I say it doesn't have a turbo... I love that, makes me feel secure The most non noob comment I've heard was from an old car guy at a show, who knew nothing about imports Him, "Not parking with the import crowd huh?" Nope Him, "You belong over here anyways, those ricer burners better keep their fwd pussy cars away from my Mustang" Minty fresh Saleen and he's comparing it to my car, after we talked for a bit he goes, I wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars __________________ Just talking about cars, one at a time Horsepower sells cars torque wins races -Shelby

01-06-2009, 09:55 AM	#148
brunswick240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Brunswick, OH Posts: 519 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	^^ hahah "i wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars" <- priceless. Car shows are where you get the best comments, but I've had some from a really good friend of mine: me: so i think im gunna turbo my 240 this spring him: dude you cant, itll never run right and youll blow your motor right after you start it up me: wtf are you talking about??@?@! him: you have a truck motor, high compression, and a week head. Itll never flow a turbo. me: come here, let me show you this vid he watches the infamous ka-t vid thats been around forever him: thats your motor?!?!!? me: yuppp you see what i'm talking about now? him: when are we gunna start tearing it down? hahaha I love the kid but he always thinks he's right, ooo man good times.

01-06-2009, 10:04 AM	#149
Sil-Abc Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Downtown LA Age: 38 Posts: 2,549 Trader Rating: (13) Rides Gallery: Sil-Abc Feedback Score: 13 reviews	"vtec doubles your horsepower." __________________ IM JON WAYNE ESQ.... bitch