Dildo Shift Knob

[s13_maJiK]

Originally Posted by RB Me

I dont even want to imagine what that chick looked like.

Her facial expression was probably something like this

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by gangly

i don't get the hype of these dildo shift knobs, they don't look good (imo) and they surely don't look like they improve functionality.

What do you guys think of them?

it's a trend from ten years ago when people who owned 240's all wore JNCO jeans and shit. just ignore it

[s13_maJiK]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

it's a trend from ten years ago when people who owned 240's all wore JNCO jeans and shit. just ignore it

While jamming to ICP bro haha

[BustedS13]

would have had a dildo knob if he wasn't murdered

[s13_maJiK]

^hahahaha it was in transit with all the other overnight parts from Japan

[revcyanide]

personally i miss a lot of shifts with short shifters, I have a dildo shift knob i got for cheap, I think i am gonna change it out with a PBM one though.

I like the longer surer shifts, I miss less shifts while drifting, and i like that.

this is because i suck at driving though so yeah.

[Numbers]

Shit's mad gay.

[revcyanide]

oh New Jersey, you are the capital of U.S. intelligence.

[speedracer5]

Jersey bwhahhah hey GTL where's my gel where's my gel lol i need it for my hair my blow out hair

[Howie Felter Snatch]

Dildo shift knobs... What ever happened to all the cool, classy and respectable shift knobs like Greddy, Tomei, Nismo, etc?

Look guys, here's the cold hard truth. Unless your woman (GF or Wife) is unscrewing that 'dildo' shift knob from the shifter and masturbating with it in your car OR if she's squatting over the center console and %#$ing the 'dildo' shift knob, then it has no place anywhere in a Nissan. Kapish?

[speedracer5]

u was post number 100 just wanted to say. and ahhahahahhahaha on ur sig lol ^^^^^^

[Numbers]

Originally Posted by revcyanide

oh New Jersey, you are the capital of U.S. intelligence.

You seem mad bro

[zaquanh]

on the real its a hell of alot easier to shift in my opinion , ive never broke one , and i dont like short shifters ,

[zaquanh]

its alot smoother i put it in my maxima since im not driving my 240 , shifter is about 12in tall lol its smother to shift imo

[BustedS13]

it's weird you don't see these in more professional race cars since they make shifting so much easier lololol

[nevertheless]

I got one from 9k, the tip of it started cracking, and after a week it stripped. So I just put my stock one back on. Ill probably get a PBM one soon.

[raz0rbladez909]

Originally Posted by Howie Felter Snatch

Dildo shift knobs... What ever happened to all the cool, classy and respectable shift knobs like Greddy, Tomei, Nismo, etc?

Look guys, here's the cold hard truth. Unless your woman (GF or Wife) is unscrewing that 'dildo' shift knob from the shifter and masturbating with it in your car OR if she's squatting over the center console and %#$ing the 'dildo' shift knob, then it has no place anywhere in a Nissan. Kapish?

Lol if someone's wife/girlfriend has to resort to their shift knob, then they obviously aren't doing something right. Either that or they are with some really nasty skank

[Howie Felter Snatch]

Originally Posted by speedracer5

u was post number 100 just wanted to say. and ahhahahahhahaha on ur sig lol ^^^^^^

Wooooooohoooo! Post #100. Oh and by the way SpeedRacer5, you're the man!

[aKaFlipSide]

Dumbest shit ever.

[Howie Felter Snatch]

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

Lol if someone's wife/girlfriend has to resort to their shift knob, then they obviously aren't doing something right. Either that or they are with some really nasty skank

LOL.. Sometimes a really nasty skank is the best some Zilvians can do..

Especially the ones rolling with these shift knobs

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by nevertheless

I got one from 9k, the tip of it started cracking, and after a week it stripped. So I just put my stock one back on. Ill probably get a PBM one soon.

Brool Story Co.

[Drift Nation]

Originally Posted by zooopreme

Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.

This right here^

My set up: (B&M short throw, JDM Proper+ pink 90mm[I think?], Royal Grip pink on chrome wheel)

[Murder Club]

LOL ! Look at all this talk about shifting speed and shit, that's way gayer then dildo shift knobs.

[raz0rbladez909]

Originally Posted by Murder Club

LOL ! Look at all this talk about shifting speed and shit, that's way gayer then dildo shift knobs.

This is just so stupid I had to come quote it, dildo+shift knob=gayest combo ever, it couldn't get any gayer then a man grabbing a penis shaped object everytime he drives his car, it just couldn't. Talking about performance aspects being considered gay? I think that might be the dumbest statement in the thread.

[EhrikETFG]

s12 shifter plus pbm knob the full way up = me not givin a fuck and being maaaad comfy.

enjoy your short shifter and your nismo buttplug.

[Murder Club]

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

This is just so stupid I had to come quote it, dildo+shift knob=gayest combo ever, it couldn't get any gayer then a man grabbing a penis shaped object everytime he drives his car, it just couldn't. Talking about performance aspects being considered gay? I think that might be the dumbest statement in the thread.

Race car shit is so silly. YAWN.... You are driving a nissan, not a zonda or something that matters.
Shift speed.... Get real.

[gangly]

hadn't really checked up on this thread until now. all i can do is laugh my ass off :-)

[Brighton]

Originally Posted by Murder Club

Race car shit is so silly. YAWN.... You are driving a nissan, not a zonda or something that matters.
Shift speed.... Get real.

truth..so much hating here. you guys bought a nissan, what do you know about taste anyway? dildo shift knobs are for the looks, just like any aero/negative offset 5 inch lip rims. seriously, the hellaflush guys have more class than you.

the biggest "fags" are the ones who get mad over what other people do with their cars.

[Br Dori]

I have one and makes drifting more comfortable, plus I like how people always laugh when they first see it. Its a personal preference, just cause I have one doesn't mean I like grabbing dick.

[TheRealSy90]

Who says Jesse died in the first movie?

I say he comes back with Leti in the next one.