weir noises now car wont start at all :s

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i was driving my car as usual and i decided to park well big mistake ... when i tried to crank my car again it didnt to anything at all i removed the key and the brake and the battery light where on with the key out i was like wtf.. anyways we decided to push it so we could start it in 2nd gear and it did star but only for a few minutes untill it stalled so we tried pushing it again and nothing but a weird noise in a relay down by my feet ... what could this be ? faulty sparkplugs ? fautly wiring? i have no idea i really need your help guys please im desperate!!