People can be such dickheads

[CrashQueen]

I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car.


Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha.


Damn straight!



Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank?

Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you?


another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!