People can be such dickheads

[luisgonz]

Originally Posted by KwKouki

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

Thats something I want to see, kamikaze kid on bike.

[KwKouki]

I just blanked out and thought to myself that was the best viable option I had at the moment.

[sxe]

ill take pictures next time im in the area. its a very ranch like area. alota sheep, cows, pigs, chickens. stuff like that.

[sxe]

Originally Posted by KwKouki

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

nuff said. your a bonified bad ass. kamakazi bike FTW

[fliprayzin240sx]

Thats why you always have a baseball bat with your bike. Somebody cuts you off or pisses you off, you follow them till they stop at a light and start beating on their car with a bat.

[S13SilviaGirl]

No offense to the few good bikers, but I fucking hate them. Well, the dicks that wont stay out of the middle of the damn road. I swear, if they made ppl pay a registration fee to have a bike on the road, there would be less debt for the govt. I grew up in a town that hosts a "bicycle classic" every year, and I swear the damn town shuts down just for them. I hate it. Why do I have to be inconvenienced just so some asshole who "has the same rights as a car" can get in my way and impede traffic? I am all for sharing the road, but shit... it is old when I am stuck behind some biker that is coasting in the middle of the lane and I can't get around them.


*OP* that sucks what happened to you and your brother, and I am pretty sure you arent the type of biker I am referring to.

[markyboi]

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

[shmiddy]

Originally Posted by HyperTek

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

haha i saw that. it was pretty funny. they were all like "look at that city slicker in his facy car yeeeeeee haawwwww"

the dude pulls over and the red necks get out with a bat and this guy pulls out a glock lmao classic indeed

[PBucch]

I would pay to see two bikers get yolked, ROFL!

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

That was YOU?????
I spent this whole morning scraping rotten eggs off my GMC van.











of course I'm kidding.

[ManoNegra]

Skateboarding with a group, a friend goes ahead and some bigger guy tries to jack him for his board. The rest of us catch up and let's just say he probably never did that again.

Been shot at with BB guns but never hit also when I skated.

[Okinawandrifter87]

Originally Posted by KwKouki

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

OMG effing awesome. Made my day and laugh at work! +rep for you

[WIKID S4TEEN]

What do you prefer eggs or...

http://cbs2.com/video/[email protected]

[hotdogsamurai]

The bb gun thing sounds scary. You could be walking around the rest of your life with en eyepatch and you wouldn't even have a good story about fighting a squid or something to go with it. Your story would be that some teenagers shot your eye out with a bb gun while you were riding your bicycle.

[murda-c]

The story would be that i beat the shit out of some kids but i had a hard time of it due to lack of depth perception.

[GSXRJJordan]

Originally Posted by markyboi

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

Hahaha, right?!?

I never had those problems on motorcycles. My biggest problem is cars full of fanboys or topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc. The only cars that have ever given me problems are the ones that literally "don't see you", and once you make your presence known with a pound from one of these:

(Icon TiMax gloves from a couple years back) - they really start apologizing.

If they're still a problem, you pull right in front of them, start coasting, and show 'em somethin' like a silver/black SW40VE auto comin outta my jacket... it's literally impossible to shoot with those huge gloves on, but just seeing the universally known "pistol in a holster" is enough to make even the worst drivers act smart for a while.

[dolphin]

i dont' have any stories of pranks being caught but i met a few dickheads my self on the street, not being racist are anything... i have whites friends lets stay that before people think wrong.. but i don't like those "bros" iono what to call them but you know those SRH guys few are cool, but the ones i don't know ar efucken assholes!!!!!!!!!! they would come next to me flip me off call me names bla bla bla and i would just give them a weird look or soemtimes put a big smile on my face and wave hahaha but yeah ... i hate them thsoe bros that is...

[pbcstylez]

Originally Posted by GSXRJJordan

Hahaha, right?!?

I never had those problems on motorcycles. My biggest problem is cars full of fanboys or topless girls trying to get me to do wheelies on the freeway/etc. The only cars that have ever given me problems are the ones that literally "don't see you", and once you make your presence known with a pound from one of these:

(Icon TiMax gloves from a couple years back) - they really start apologizing.

If they're still a problem, you pull right in front of them, start coasting, and show 'em somethin' like a silver/black SW40VE auto comin outta my jacket... it's literally impossible to shoot with those huge gloves on, but just seeing the universally known "pistol in a holster" is enough to make even the worst drivers act smart for a while.

lol given the scenario where i live you'd be shot dead on the spot... oakland has had the worst streak of people being shot lately....

Like you my gloves were my favorite thing on the road, until i started carrying spark plugs

[CrashQueen]

^^^ lol yeah, the dudes who fucked with us were actually "bros"

[Sileighty_85]

Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

[lflkajfj12123]

FUCKING BROS

atleast it wasn't pee in a super soaker

[stiizy]

^ That would've been gross !!

Originally Posted by Sileighty_85

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

[dolphin]

hahahhaha yeah there dicks i only have like one friend thats a "bro" and hes the coolest cat ever but the others just think they're hard because they hang out in big cliques and drive big trucks or srt4s thats OC for ya!

[CrashQueen]

hahaha that's gross but an awesome idea at the same time.

Originally Posted by s0apgun

FUCKING BROS

atleast it wasn't pee in a super soaker

[Sileighty_85]

Originally Posted by stiizy

^ That would've been gross !!



Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

I dont know if you can use any old porcelain?? Ive only used the spark Plugs kind

maybe depends on the size/area of the window??

we did it on Silvia's front and rear windows shit made a loud pop

[lflkajfj12123]

thats what the highschoolers did to the middle schoolers and elementary kids back when i was kid in my town

they had to have cops patrol on the last days of school and half days

shit was brutal

[azndoc]

Ummmm I egged a lot of cars with my friends when we were young.

I mean a lot of cars.

Houses too. One time this girl dumped one of my friend and four of us go to the grocery store with his mom and she buys us 4 large trays of eggs so about two dozen for each of us. We all walked up to the house with all the eggs and egged the crap out of her house. Her dad called his mom bitching at us threatening to call the cops.

One time we were egging cars and ran out of eggs so we started throwing rocks.


Yes I was a bad kid.

[mRclARK1]

Had some dude drive by and throw a literally full BIG slurpee at me and a few friends. One girl got it the worst, and it spilled all in her hair, down her shirt making her all sticky.

However... the asshat was driving in a work truck, with a phone number, unit number and business address right on the side.

Guess what we did. haha

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Originally Posted by markyboi

so the lesson learned from this thread is:


Never ride a bicycle

LESSON LEARNED

[MikeisNissan]

We don't have day dicks like that here in MD. Just coward night prowlers who vandalize shit!