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CrashQueen · 07-16-2008, 01:29 AM

I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car.

Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha.

Damn straight!

Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank?

Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you?

another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!

qwikspool · 07-16-2008, 01:44 AM

lol at the guys.
stupid stuff right there
but for me i would followed them to there house
and egg the shit out of it.
thats just me.
oh man that sucks that you and your friend got shot by bb's
cruel people

watch out!!!!

spoolandslide · 07-16-2008, 01:46 AM

next time throw these

CrashQueen · 07-16-2008, 01:49 AM

^^^ahaha if only.

projekt_s13 · 07-16-2008, 01:54 AM

Well i have a story like yours only it was the other way around, i was walking and they were on bicycles.

Anyways so im walking to my car (at a regional park) and these two dick heads roll by and start firing paintballs at me.

I start running towards my car and those little bitches bust out laughing and ride off.

I guess they cycle around doing the same shit to other people or what not.

Anyways I had my mp5 AEG airsoft gun in the trunk so i loaded it up and laid it in the passenger seat just in case i run into those little bitches.

So right as im driving out of the park i see them, so i roll over to them. (they had backpacks on so i guess their guns were inside)

They are peddling so i match their speed (about 5 mph), roll my window down, as they look over to me they see a replica metal mp5 with full HK trademarks, and silencer.

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

TiNMAN · 07-16-2008, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by projekt_s13

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

haha! thats the shit right there, son!

luisgonz · 07-16-2008, 02:31 AM

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

CrashQueen · 07-16-2008, 02:37 AM

haha yeah man,

that's karma for you. Great how it all works out in the end.

good thing nothing serious happened. Drivers are fucking stupid sometimes, underestimating just how much they can really hurt people on bikes.

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Originally Posted by luisgonz

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

sxe · 07-16-2008, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by luisgonz

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

very vindictive, but hey. sometimes you gota do what u gota do.

Imjussjoshin · 07-16-2008, 01:55 AM

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

HyperTek · 07-16-2008, 01:56 AM

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

shmiddy · 07-16-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperTek

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

haha i saw that. it was pretty funny. they were all like "look at that city slicker in his facy car yeeeeeee haawwwww"

the dude pulls over and the red necks get out with a bat and this guy pulls out a glock lmao classic indeed

n240sxfnatic · 07-24-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperTek

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

found it
[ame]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/311433/rednecks_versus_bmw_owners/[/ame]

thejapino · 07-24-2008, 01:34 PM

That vid was GREAT! wow

kyoru · 07-25-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperTek

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

Dude that video was gold, wasn't he a cop or something?

CrashQueen · 07-16-2008, 01:58 AM

^^^ouch man that's brutal! hahaha

but funny at the same time.

OWNED!

spoolandslide · 07-16-2008, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

Sileighty_85 · 07-16-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

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Originally Posted by spoolandslide

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

stiizy · 07-16-2008, 12:53 PM

^ That would've been gross !!

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Originally Posted by Sileighty_85

I think hes refering to the insulator in spark plugs if you chip off a piece of the insulator (White part that surrounds the electrode on the bottom of the plug) and throw it at a window it will shatter the ENTIRE window.

I use to do it to the cars we junked. Makes a loud pop too lol

Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

Sileighty_85 · 07-16-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by stiizy

^ That would've been gross !!

Isn't that porcelain............ and when i used to do that as a kid it was quiet as hell hitting the window it just went right thru...

I dont know if you can use any old porcelain?? Ive only used the spark Plugs kind

maybe depends on the size/area of the window??

we did it on Silvia's front and rear windows shit made a loud pop

Imjussjoshin · 07-16-2008, 02:14 AM

I was thinking more like broken peices of spark plugs. Never tried broken peices of toilet haha. I'll have to try that sometime. Is this a cali forum? I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is california. I feel out of place >.<

projekt_s13 · 07-16-2008, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

... I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is California. I feel out of place >.<

Basically, i think cali makes up about 80% of zilvia. lol

spoolandslide · 07-16-2008, 02:17 AM

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk

Imjussjoshin · 07-16-2008, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by spoolandslide

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk

Don't be jealous, it's not all what's it's cracked up to be. It's just a rock with hot weather and alot of beaches (filled with bums mind you) 240 scene pretty big out here but so is the scene of gettin your 240 stolen. I'm at 2 out of my driveway. Now I hide them in the garage. Great place to visit, Just don't travel outside of town (honolulu). People not so friendly towards tourists here. But that's speaking generally. I'M NICE TO EVERYONE

sxe · 07-16-2008, 02:34 AM

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

luisgonz · 07-16-2008, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sxe

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

WHO the fuck besides a girl has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But need alittle better story then that.J/k Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a mongoose?HUH?

sxe · 07-16-2008, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luisgonz

WHO the fuck besides a BADASS has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But THATS AN AWESOME story. Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a S&M STRICKER WORTH OVER 2K$?HUH?

fixed ^

SimpleSexy180 · 07-16-2008, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sxe

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

hahahah!!!

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=T8ch4rsMmZI[/ame]
@ 4:10
"GAH DAMNIT ESE, GAH DAMNIT!"

as for me, i dont have any interesting stories of people randomly trying to mess with me.

sxe · 07-16-2008, 02:40 AM

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

luisgonz · 07-16-2008, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sxe

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

I cant help but laugh at this, And how did it happen.lol hahahaha I have always known to beat them to death or snap there necks. Put me next to killer dog and I will kill it.LOL This should be my new quote. "Kick their neck in"

07-16-2008, 01:29 AM	#1
CrashQueen Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norcal Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	People can be such dickheads I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car. Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha. Damn straight! Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank? Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you? another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!

07-16-2008, 01:54 AM	#5
projekt_s13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chico/Pittsburg, CA Age: 39 Posts: 2,801 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: projekt_s13 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Well i have a story like yours only it was the other way around, i was walking and they were on bicycles. Anyways so im walking to my car (at a regional park) and these two dick heads roll by and start firing paintballs at me. I start running towards my car and those little bitches bust out laughing and ride off. I guess they cycle around doing the same shit to other people or what not. Anyways I had my mp5 AEG airsoft gun in the trunk so i loaded it up and laid it in the passenger seat just in case i run into those little bitches. So right as im driving out of the park i see them, so i roll over to them. (they had backpacks on so i guess their guns were inside) They are peddling so i match their speed (about 5 mph), roll my window down, as they look over to me they see a replica metal mp5 with full HK trademarks, and silencer. One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!" I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts. I doubt they will try that again. __________________

07-16-2008, 01:55 AM	#10
Imjussjoshin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hawaii Age: 40 Posts: 6 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	people suck! I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

07-16-2008, 01:56 AM	#11
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol that was classic __________________ Keep it Classy

07-24-2008, 01:34 PM	#14
thejapino Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The City By The Water - YEEE! Posts: 605 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That vid was GREAT! wow __________________ WTB: 13kg springs! Eibach, Stance, or Swift.

07-16-2008, 01:44 AM	#2
qwikspool Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 1,912 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	lol at the guys. stupid stuff right there but for me i would followed them to there house and egg the shit out of it. thats just me. oh man that sucks that you and your friend got shot by bb's cruel people watch out!!!!

07-16-2008, 01:46 AM	#3
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	next time throw these

07-16-2008, 01:49 AM	#4
CrashQueen Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norcal Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^^^ahaha if only.

07-16-2008, 02:31 AM	#7
luisgonz BANNED Join Date: May 2004 Location: los angeles Age: 42 Posts: 2,761 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

07-16-2008, 01:58 AM	#16
CrashQueen Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norcal Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^^^ouch man that's brutal! hahaha but funny at the same time. OWNED!

07-16-2008, 02:14 AM	#21
Imjussjoshin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hawaii Age: 40 Posts: 6 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I was thinking more like broken peices of spark plugs. Never tried broken peices of toilet haha. I'll have to try that sometime. Is this a cali forum? I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is california. I feel out of place >.<

07-16-2008, 02:17 AM	#23
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	where else are you gonna live? hahaha actually im jealous of your location if you actually even are who you say are hahaha jk

07-16-2008, 02:34 AM	#25
sxe Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: in a house. CA Age: 36 Posts: 686 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

07-16-2008, 02:40 AM	#29
sxe Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: in a house. CA Age: 36 Posts: 686 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.