Boyfriend/girlfriend application.

[Farzam]

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Fave Color:

4. Are you a virgin?

5. Are we friends?

6. Do you have a crush on me?

7. Would you kiss me

8. ...with tongue?

9. Would you enjoy it?

10. Would you ever ask me out?

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

14.Would you walk on the beach with me?

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me?

17. Do you think I'm a good person?

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

19.Do you think I'm hot?

20. If you could change anything about me -would you?

21.Would you have sex with me?

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10??

25. phone number( ) -

[azndoc]

1. Your Name: Azndoc

2. Age: 25

3. Fave Color: Blue

4. Are you a virgin? Nope, but I'm sure you are.

5. Are we friends? Nope

6. Do you have a crush on me? Nope

7. Would you kiss me NOpe

8. ...with tongue? Hell no

9. Would you enjoy it? N/A

10. Would you ever ask me out? Nope

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? NOpe

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I would pray that you would die

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Your gay

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? No but I'd try to drown you.

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Hellz nah.

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? Yes

17. Do you think I'm a good person? NOpe

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Hell no

19.Do you think I'm hot? Nope

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? everything

21.Would you have sex with me? NO

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? NO

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? Negative

25. phone number( ) 867-5309

[ManoNegra]

azndoc - posi repo for yo! Fuck attention whores.

[Okinawandrifter87]

1. Your Name: silviadrifter18$

2. Age: 19

3. Fave Color: blue/green

4. Are you a virgin? no but i am at heart since im a virgo hahahah yeah right..

5. Are we friends? only if you want to be =0) haha

6. Do you have a crush on me? hell no

7. Would you kiss me? Read number 6

8. ...with tongue? again.. look above

9. Would you enjoy it? hell no i wouldnt pitch a tent

10. Would you ever ask me out? no unless its tandem drifting lol

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? if the lights were dim'???? haha jk no

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? no id point and laugh.. ok i might lol

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? that im bored at work since im filling this out lol

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? only if i tripped you so youd go face first haha

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? hellls yeah i would!!

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? nope

17. Do you think I'm a good person? i hope so fellow zilvian lol

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? HELLL NO

19.Do you think I'm hot? you own an s chassis so you should be lol

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? nope

21.Would you have sex with me? AGAIN HELL NOOOOO

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? sure why not if im in town

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? if your bored

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? posi rep

25. phone number( ) - 267-3182

[IIIXziuR]

Farzi this thread is pure genious

[Okinawandrifter87]

posi rep for all contri lol!

[Enjin]

hahaha YES!!!! good way to get myspace ho's too

[Okinawandrifter87]

Hahaha werd to the my space ho's lol =0P

[chmercer]

Originally Posted by Farzam

1. Your Name: Apple King George "Apple King" Adams

2. Age: 21

3. Fave Color: emo black

4. Are you a virgin? for you

5. Are we friends? i hope so :}

6. Do you have a crush on me? you hope so :}

7. Would you kiss me? where?

8. ...with tongue? asshole only

9. Would you enjoy it? is that a trick question

10. Would you ever ask me out? only if you pay for dinner

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? no but better be careful in the car afterwards, shit might get crazy

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? if non STD related illness

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? sorry beach too humid, messes up the hair

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? shit, i start the rumors

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me?

17. Do you think I'm a good person? good at what?

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? twin bed baby. double stacked

19. Do you think I'm hot? only when youre holding the guitar

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? that hair. jesus

21.Would you have sex with me?

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? yes. 20 hour drive included

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? you better, i expect a reply

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? 9

25. phone number(512) 422-3347

king of candy

[mRclARK1]

1. Your Name: mRclARK1

2. Age: The right age for you...

3. Fave Color: Black or blue, maybe green

4. Are you a virgin? What's a virgin?

5. Are we friends? Maybe

6. Do you have a crush on me? Not likely

7. Would you kiss me? What you offering?

8. ...with tongue? Nope

9. Would you enjoy it? I could fake either way...

10. Would you ever ask me out? Yes... outside... away from me.

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Only something Chuck Norris is known for

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? You aren't sick

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Nope

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? Sure... I like water

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Depends on the rumor

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? I talk crap about everyone.

17. Do you think I'm a good person? No

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? You sleep... I won't

19.Do you think I'm hot? I don't know... if you think you are, you could always grab a slurpee.

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? You wouldn't know it.

21.Would you have sex with me?

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Sure

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? No, but I will anyway.

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? You're all the numbers.

25. phone number( )- Not gonna happen

[240trainee]

what is this, fuckin myspace?

[exitspeed]

Originally Posted by 240trainee

what is this, fuckin myspace?

Holy shit. I JUST stopped in this thread to post that exact same statement. This shit is gay.

It's gay on Myspace, and considering Zilvia is a sausage party it makes it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000x gayer.

[mRclARK1]

Yeah, it's gay... if you take it seriously.

[240trainee]

even if you don't take it seriously, it's still gay, hahahahahah.

[exitspeed]

Yea, no matter how you slice it, it's still gayer then AIDS.

[Okinawandrifter87]

Gayer than gay people having gay sex!! LOL

[exitspeed]

Originally Posted by silviadrifter18$

Gayer than gay people having gay sex!! LOL

No...GAYER THEN DOPHLINS!

[HalveBlue]

G-A-Y

Gay.

[cwd240]

Originally Posted by exitspeed

No...GAYER THEN DOPHLINS!

I dunno, Dolphins are pretty gay

[240sx_sr20det]

No...GAYER THEN DOPHLINS!

Hahaha! Could not stop laughing...

[Matej]

I'm confused Farzam, does this mean it's over between us?

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

meh. as long as it gets me them 15 year old bitches, i'm down. ROFL.

[bamaboy]

1. Your Name: James aka Bamaboy aka Dadi Phat Sax aka Mr. Pokeyabitch

2. Age: 26

3. Fave Color: Red, or pink heheh

4. Are you a virgin? if you are then yes

5. Are we friends? I'd like to think of us as special friends

6. Do you have a crush on me? only when I drink

7. Would you kiss me? Where?

8. ...with tongue? you first

9. Would you enjoy it? i dunno.....you seem up tight

10. Would you ever ask me out? to the back seat yes

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? even if we are with your mother

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? fuck no, don't be spreading that shit to me

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? yes, your pants are unzipped

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? sure, if there was nothing else to do

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? only if the rumor was that you swallow

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? nan

17. Do you think I'm a good person? in bed

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? unless you are more comfortable on the floor

19.Do you think I'm hot? fuckable at best

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? yep

21.Would you have sex with me? i thought thats what we were negotiating

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? no

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? no

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? you owe me 3

25. phone number(800)hot-babe

[chmercer]

yall need to man up on the digits

[Okinawandrifter87]

Hahahaha for this whole thread. +1 and more posi rep for all!

[LB.Motoring]

nothing gayer than reading this thread while eating a big stick Popsicle.

yum.

[s13silvia03]

Originally Posted by LB.Motoring

nothing gayer than reading this thread while eating a big stick Popsicle.

yum.

I think reading this and picturing you eating that Popsicle would be a little gayer

[Okinawandrifter87]

Originally Posted by s13silvia03

I think reading this and picturing you eating that Popsicle would be a little gayer

Hahahahaha awhhh mannnnn this just got really gay cause now that you mentioned it I just see robby there eating a popsicle saying how hot out it is hahahaha lmao

[Yuri]

1. Your Name: Arthur. King of the Britons. errrrr...... ADAM WEST!

2. Age: 20x6

3. Fave Color: That's racist.

4. Are you a virgin? I used to live in Alexandria.

5. Are we friends? Everyone thinks they're my friend. In reality, I just pretend they are figments of my imagination, and that I am talking to myself.

6. Do you have a crush on me? 3000lbs. of pressure.

7. Would you kiss me? KISS is rather ugly under all the make-up.

8. ...with tongue? KISS includes Gene Simmons, so I guess that answers that.

9. Would you enjoy it? Seeing some dude get tongued by Gene Simmons?
I'd laugh uncontrolably.

10. Would you ever ask me out? I just snap my fingers, and say "Bitch come here."

11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? I'd send you out for popcorn and change seats before you came back.

12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Depends. Would I be the one giving you the disease? Oh wait. It doesn't matter. No.

13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? I felt relieved when I found out the hot chick in "Matchstick Men" wasn't underage.

14.Would you walk on the beach with me? I only go to the beach ALONE. Get your own Beach.

15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Yes. If by defend, you mean superglue an enraged mongoose to your left nipple.

16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? Not until this survey.

17. Do you think I'm a good person? I think you are the Nazi leader of the KKK, Triads, and Black Panthers. So no. not really

18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? I don't sleep. I kill.

19.Do you think I'm hot? Are you a Chick? or umm, Johnny Depp?

20. If you could change anything about me -would you? The gender you were born with.

21.Would you have sex with me? Only if #20 comes true. But even then it would be too wierd. But I'd let you have sex with a rusty exhaust pipe filled with barb wire and infected with HIV. Go ahead. I don't mind.

22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Yes. But you wouldn't know I was there. muwhahahahaha.

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Fill my fridge with Rainer Cherries and we'll talk.

24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? On the Richter scale?

25. phone number(yeah) right.

[k's_silvia2.0]

Gayer than two dicks touching!!!