The your favorite customer thread.......

[Teddy]

I work at a fish store (for aquariums and whatnot. Laugh all you want) and I always get this one customer that makes me run for the back room.

The last time she came in, she wanted specific fish. Now generally, that's not an issue, considering you would imagine people want the exact fish they're looking at. But when they're looking at a tank with no less than 400 little fish, no longer than 2 centimeters, there is no way in hell I'm going to grab a specific fish. I generally ask a customer how many they want, and scoop out a net full, then count them out.

Well this bitch wanted specific fish from this tank. When I told her I wasn't going to grab her specific fish, simply because there are other customers in the store that need attention, she made me get the manager. My manager is on the same page as me, and he argued with her. Finally she came back to me and I picked her fish (my way). These fish were $.99 at the time. The next day she came back in with a dead one and asked for a refund. A fucking 99 cent refund. What the fuck is wrong with people these days?!