Dear Red States

[ScottMan]

I want to point out that the University of Georgia is a highly ranked school.

Really though, these things are cute and all as long as noone is stupid enough to take them half seriously.

"You get the most stringent and draconian vehicle modification laws, we have no emissions."

"You get Harlem , we get The Woodlands, Texas."

"You get to brag about having most of the country's pineapple, we have peanuts and Vidalia onions...who cares?!"

It's all really silly. There are a bunch of tools in red states, and a bunch of tools in blue states. We're just trying to wade through them. Sadly, most of the people in either who are bragging about their respective states seem like tools as well...or they just won't make the stickers you ask for.




EDIT:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

Dear Red States,
all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

BTW, what's up with this? That's like saying "we get pink, orange, all the primary colors, plus red, blue, and yellow.

Did I miss something or did Harvard and Yale get kicked out of the Ivy League?