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By yes, she meant no?????
So today one of the super cute chicks that works at domino's pizza came to my work today. And I was like fuck it I'll ask her out.
here is how the conversation went. Her*walks in on the phone constantly looking back at me* Me:Hey whats up! who's that on the phone your booyyfriiend? Her: I don't have a boy friend *bats eyes* Me: sweet then would you want a go out some time? Her: YES *EMPHATICALLY* Me:wait... what???? that's not supposed to work Me: when is good for you? her: the next time we have a day off together Me: sun mon tuesday? Me*writes my number on a paper*: just give me a call in a few Her*big fucking smile*: Sure cya so... i am like fucking static... it never went that well EVER before... I was like.. what the fuck? did that just happen? yes it did because BZZZZ!!! txt frm her Her: hey I just talked with my girlfriend and I can't go out with you I'm like... WTF??? Me: wait.. what?? why?? Her: because she would be jealous Me: well maybe we could double Her: then i would get jealous Me: wait Ill bring a friend and you bring your friend Her: we tried that before and it didn't work in the past Me: wait what??? Her: I'm bi, didn't you know? Me: nope Her: I'm sorry Me: you owe me one for saying yes then saying no, never have i ever been soo happy then soo disappointed so fast in my whole life Her: I'm sorry Me: well can we at least be friends then? if that is acceptable to your gf? Her*changes subject* so I'm like w/e.... but thinking about hot dominos delivery girl on girl action made me really want some dominos so not even thinking about it, wither or not she was working at the time. I assumed she was just on her way home as she came in originally. So I take a short bike ride to domino's pizza. As I walk in to make an order I see her looking at me with a wired face but i glanced over and pretended that she wasn't there. I order a philly hot sandwich which is probably the best philly styled sandwich in my local area. And the guys said it would take 15 minutes so I waited out side and had a cig just chillin. and I get a text Her:I'm sorry my gf is in here WTF?? as if i went there for her right? Me: its cool w/e, I came here for food not to see you, look I am not the type to tare apart a relationship if friendship is not ok let me know I don't want to cause problems. and normally she replies back like in a minute or two, and that last text was sent at 8:45 pm.... so clearly her lack of response is an indication of what it is. but really all she had to do was when i asked her out was to say "Sorry I am seeing some one right now" and not a fucking YES like she was waiting for me to ask her out her whole life. Honestly I'm just glad it went so quickly I have always had the bad luck of drama getting drawn own and made bigger than it is. CLIFF NOTES: I asked a girl out she said yes then said no turns out she was bi and had a gf currently she continues to mix signals i just wanted food she made wired comment I LOL
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what the fuck just happened? sucks. was the sammich good atleast. just tell her to hook you up (with food....or whatever) for that little stunt. girls are just confused and dumb...i said girls for all the ladies out there...(i dont want to get e-slapped).
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honestly it was the best sandwich i have had in maybe a year. it was perfectly crisp,cheesy,meaty. dare i say it, but if it was my last meal i can die in piece.
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You ask her out. She says yes! She changes her mind and tells you she's bi. She sends mixed signals, but the answer is still no. You visit her/"JUST ORDERING FOOD" and make it awkward. She means no buddy. Try this approach instead. Jokingly and casually mention "you led me on! what a tease! you owe me one!" Casually, as a friend. she will buy you a drink, whatever. ROOFIES. DONE. ![]() |
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LOL! CLEARLY! and no i didn't go to order food just to chance to visit her, it didn't occur to me that she would be working at all. lol I know when I am the one making things awkward and it was by no fault of my own. though i could of just rode on by and went to subway and got a shittier sandwich.
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This one time, an employee of a local American Sushi place was hitting on me. I'm pretty mediocre, and didn't really notice it. She asked me about my hair, and how its healthy yadda yadda yadda.
Her : "What did you do to it? What do you use?" Me : "... its stock?" didn't realize until I left. HardFAIL. |
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Now my BIGGEST flaw ever is my friendliness. I have a GF, but I notice too late that i am a bit flirtatious. Its shitty. I feel so bad. But not. But still do. UGHHHHHHHHHH.
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funny story...sorry for the heart ache caused...
but damn...I want a Philly Cheese Steak now...Hard to find in JDM town.
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This is CA isn't it. jk.
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lmaoooooooo srr dude bt u got owned!!
u asked if she had a bf.. n infact.. she dont.. she got a gf.. ajajajaj and i think shes just poking fun w u dude.. dont take her sireous...stop calling texting her.. if she gets back to u... then its a different story. bt rite now. ur her lil poppet! |
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Florida's school system must be awful.
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Is this how you want me to talk?
Spelling things correctly? I dont really care how i write on a forum, if you understand it fine, if not then move on sorry. BTW no need to start insulting states or w.e..... |
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Yes, that is how we expect you to talk. Like a human being. It's not a difficult concept.
If you don't like that,YOU are more then welcome to move along.
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Well sorry to dissapoint you, but i can spell things how i want.... i just choose not to. its a forum. i really dont care what people think. srr to mess ur thread up dude.
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