When you gonna let me tap that?

[reelyfast]

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course
me- serious answer please..
her-im getting scared now, what is it about?
me-when are you gonna let me smash?
her-omg kevin are you serious.
me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes.
her-where's your girlfriend?
me-she's out of town.
her- til when..
me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then.
her- oh, well... i'll think about it.
me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough.
her-are you drunk by any chance?
me- no.
her-k
me-so..?

didn't respond..

that was thrilling to read.
she most definitely WANTS