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325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:07 AM

lol she's going to disown you.

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

booo... thats the exact reason to keep their number, for nights like this... or whenever u need a freak to just destroy in the bedroom and not care how she feels after ur done with her haha

... umm whut? who said that lol

haha that's usually why I delete them, because I've already tried to fuck but they are married, got a bf, are a bitch, etc etc

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:10 AM

marriage and bf's have never stopped me before... well one marriage did, only cuz he kinda came home a few hours earlier than expected... talk about akward haha

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

marriage and bf's have never stopped me before... well one marriage did, only cuz he kinda came home a few hours earlier than expected... talk about akward haha

hahaha, well I didn't say it would stop me but for some reason girls think marriage means you can't fuck other guys

lol.

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:14 AM

yea u live in mizzou... out here in cali.. most women think marriage means fuck MORE guys haha... oh well, guess thats why ill prolly never get married unless i move back east back to tennessee and get me a good southern girl

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

yea u live in mizzou... out here in cali.. most women think marriage means fuck MORE guys haha... oh well, guess thats why ill prolly never get married unless i move back east back to tennessee and get me a good southern girl

sounds like I need to move haha

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:17 AM

lol... its not worth it... trust me cali aint whut u see on TV... yes there are lots off good looking women... but there are lots of moo cows too and even more people who dont speak english... and good luck finding a job unless ur bilingual and have a degree haha... and dont even get me started on gas and the cost of living lol

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:20 AM

either way.. im out guys.. im going to bed, its like 80 degrees outside still and i dont wanna be alive in the weather anymore so ima sleep till winter haha... lemme know how all the texts go lol

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

lol... its not worth it... trust me cali aint whut u see on TV... yes there are lots off good looking women... but there are lots of moo cows too and even more people who dont speak english... and good luck finding a job unless ur bilingual and have a degree haha... and dont even get me started on gas and the cost of living lol

haha yeah no shit. Everything is cheap over here, good jobs, and all that. Just not many hot girls

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325irollin

haha yeah no shit. Everything is cheap over here, good jobs, and all that. Just not many hot girls

hahaha u cant have the best of both worlds bro

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

hahaha u cant have the best of both worlds bro

ain't it the truth...

Suckmycack · 07-31-2009, 04:42 AM

Just mass texted "Hey so when are you gonna let me tap that ass?" - Bodybuilding.com Forums

Thats the original thread.

du0 · 07-31-2009, 07:41 AM

Just text 6 girls

ill let u all know as i get the replys

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 07:55 AM

me- hey.. I know it's been a while but remember when we talked in my car about going to each other if we ever needed it? well i need to ask you something...
her- yes of course.
me- well idk.. it's kinda an urgent need.
her- ....
me-attitude..?
her- no! i was just waiting for the question.
me- oh.. So when are you gonna let me tap that..
her- are you serious..
me- uhhh yea, 10% serious..
her-10%? that's kinda low kevin...
me- i meant 100%, im getting sleepy you know how i'am.
her- yeah right..
me- im serious.

20-30 mins pass by and im in bed half asleep/awake.

her- well i have a question to ask you.

i didn't respond cause i didn't hear it, just got it when i woke up.. TO BE CONTINUED.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-31-2009, 08:02 AM

me:hi
her:hello who is this?
me: albe said u would let me tap it when i come up to NorCal?
her: Albe hmm well he goes by albert in my book fool.i think your mixing things up.but really, who's this
me: phone failed to spell out...jst a frirend of his...so what the word?
her:name please? and i have noooo idea what you were tryna say in this last txt..hahahahahaha
me: phone failed in spelling out albert
her: ohh i gotchu! haha...so do you just go by "alberts friend" then? lol
me: sounds good...why get caught up in title, lets keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy
her: mmkaye mr. easy breezy lemon squeezy. so if not norcal then where you from?
me: SoCal...im just wondering if theres anything up north worth while
her: hmmm...Define worthwhile, in tryna figure out the exact same about socal, what do you think?
me: define huh...how bout u first

well lets just say it keeps going no where really...

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

me:hi
her:hello who is this?
me: albe said u would let me tap it when i come up to NorCal?
her: Albe hmm well he goes by albert in my book fool.i think your mixing things up.but really, who's this
me: phone failed to spell out...jst a frirend of his...so what the word?
her:name please? and i have noooo idea what you were tryna say in this last txt..hahahahahaha
me: phone failed in spelling out albert
her: ohh i gotchu! haha...so do you just go by "alberts friend" then? lol
me: sounds good...why get caught up in title, lets keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy
her: mmkaye mr. easy breezy lemon squeezy. so if not norcal then where you from?
me: SoCal...im just wondering if theres anything up north worth while
her: hmmm...Define worthwhile, in tryna figure out the exact same about socal, what do you think?
me: define huh...how bout u first

well lets just say it keeps going no where really...

haha you actually texted her! you're a G

du0 · 07-31-2009, 08:34 AM

To all six girls: Ive got a swerious question.

Girl 1: Ok
Me: When u gonna let me tap that !!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: haha idk
Me: yes or no this is a life or death situation
Girl 1: well right now im kinda seeing someone so not at the moment
Me: Aww he aint do it like me
Girl 1: Yeah thats true but i dont cheat

Girl 2: Who is this?
Me: its du0
Girl 2: haha hey du0
Me: sup when u gonna let me hit that!!!!1
Girl 2: haha what!? haha youre nuts. id ask if youre drunk but its 9 in the morning haha
Me: ive never been so serious in my goddammed life.
Girl 2: du0 i really have no idea if youre bein serious or not haha. this is so random
Me: im fuckin srs *** answer
Girl 2: umm prob not then haha. youre nuts du0 haha
Girl 2: haha well ill keep you in mind if i ever want a random hooup

Girl 3: And what is that
Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?
Girl 3: lol what?
Me: When.You.Gonna.Let.Me.Tap.That?
Girl 3: um...im not sure how to respond to that.....
Me: Just answer

Girl 4: What?
Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
Girl 4: O.o
Me: its life or death.
Girl 4: arent you dating sum1? >.>
Me: No shes in army. so u gonna answer me?
Girl 4: Like the army or what? >_O
Me: Yea the fuckin army
Girl 4: R u sad?
Me: ya but ill get over it
Me: you still havent answered my question its life or death
Girl 4: ):
Girl 4: no its not
Me: ya ill die if u dont answer
Girl 4: Maybe :O
Me: lol. *** ur killin me.
Girl 4: Well if i say yes or no the answer might change anyways bcuz im so undecisive

Me: Thats fine with me. for the sake of science answer the damn question
Girl 4: no, not any time soon o.O

Girl 5 and 6 havent replied yet but ill post what i get

keep it up

conrad_s13.5 · 07-31-2009, 08:49 AM

haha

this is awesome!

S-Nation S13 · 07-31-2009, 09:54 AM

lol EPIC...!!!!

flip3d · 07-31-2009, 10:01 AM

oh god damnit. larisa is here now?

i bet she came here just for this thread. shit. :P :P :P

post 1234

***Future240*** · 07-31-2009, 10:23 AM

This thread is full of win and lulz

*DALAZ_68* · 07-31-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

haha you actually texted her! you're a G

HA!....u thought i was lying...

conrad_s13.5 · 07-31-2009, 11:26 AM

dude,.......what if ur sister was totally down..........fuckin' talk about backfire!

*DALAZ_68* · 07-31-2009, 11:50 AM

me: C, i need to ask a serious question, lets just say my life depends on ur answer
her: wait?wat? whats wrong babe?
me: i need you to do something for me...
her: anything, whats wrong, ur freakin me out here... :-(
me: i need you to tell me when ima ge to tap that
her: LOL...ASSHOLE!!!...though i did say anything, so my answer would have to be anytime
me:score
her: yeah you did...

me: i need to ask you somehting
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse you!?
me: i need an answer
her: who the fuck do you think u are coming off on me like that
me: i dont wanna come off yah, i wanna come in yah...plain n simple
her: as nicely as u turned that around ima have to pass....for now
me:for now?
her: im with someone
me: fine with me, obviously we both now know it aint permamanent right?
her:true... sooner than later?
me:NICE
her: your cute when u silly
me: you should see me when im up in it
her: LOL, well have to see then....

i love my fwiends

theronin · 07-31-2009, 12:16 PM

lol, i had no idea this thread would take off like this. ima make shirts!!!

dirtdiggler666 · 07-31-2009, 12:25 PM

ok here is mine from last night, the girl i was texting was the wifey's best friend btw.

me...hey girl
her...hey u, whats up?

me...can i ask you a question?
her...uhh i guess so,whats up?

me...can i hit it from the back?
her...haha what the fuck? u need to lay off the crack home skillet

me...this is no joke
her...ur such a homo, stop drinking.

me...i will split my wine with you if you let me
her...ha ha no.

me...ok what if i let you have the hole bottle, how about then?
her...um no

me...what if i take you on a date first
her...uh no thanks, imalready pregnant i dont need ne more drama in my life.

me... but you can only get pregnant once
her...yes but i dont need bri going asian on me

me...no worries she has no kung fu skills
mer...ha ha maby some other time,im going to bed. night!

me...ok goodnight dream about me

the end

*DALAZ_68* · 07-31-2009, 12:28 PM

im still waiting on 4 more replies

R@ddy · 07-31-2009, 12:36 PM

im too scared to do it :/
dont really want any girls to be pissed off at me ahah

dirtdiggler666 · 07-31-2009, 12:38 PM

if they get really mad just blame it on one of your friends she dose not know

SochBAT · 07-31-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

me: C, i need to ask a serious question, lets just say my life depends on ur answer
her: wait?wat? whats wrong babe?
me: i need you to do something for me...
her: anything, whats wrong, ur freakin me out here... :-(
me: i need you to tell me when ima ge to tap that
her: LOL...ASSHOLE!!!...though i did say anything, so my answer would have to be anytime
me:score
her: yeah you did...

me: i need to ask you somehting
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse you!?
me: i need an answer
her: who the fuck do you think u are coming off on me like that
me: i dont wanna come off yah, i wanna come in yah...plain n simple
her: as nicely as u turned that around ima have to pass....for now
me:for now?
her: im with someone
me: fine with me, obviously we both now know it aint permamanent right?
her:true... sooner than later?
me:NICE
her: your cute when u silly
me: you should see me when im up in it
her: LOL, well have to see then....

i love my fwiends

Damn you Steve. Damn you to hell.

07-31-2009, 04:10 AM	#183
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	marriage and bf's have never stopped me before... well one marriage did, only cuz he kinda came home a few hours earlier than expected... talk about akward haha __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 04:14 AM	#185
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yea u live in mizzou... out here in cali.. most women think marriage means fuck MORE guys haha... oh well, guess thats why ill prolly never get married unless i move back east back to tennessee and get me a good southern girl __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 04:17 AM	#187
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol... its not worth it... trust me cali aint whut u see on TV... yes there are lots off good looking women... but there are lots of moo cows too and even more people who dont speak english... and good luck finding a job unless ur bilingual and have a degree haha... and dont even get me started on gas and the cost of living lol __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 04:20 AM	#188
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 41 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	either way.. im out guys.. im going to bed, its like 80 degrees outside still and i dont wanna be alive in the weather anymore so ima sleep till winter haha... lemme know how all the texts go lol __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 07:55 AM	#194
kevmeistah21 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA Age: 34 Posts: 2,658 Trader Rating: (68) Feedback Score: 68 reviews	me- hey.. I know it's been a while but remember when we talked in my car about going to each other if we ever needed it? well i need to ask you something... her- yes of course. me- well idk.. it's kinda an urgent need. her- .... me-attitude..? her- no! i was just waiting for the question. me- oh.. So when are you gonna let me tap that.. her- are you serious.. me- uhhh yea, 10% serious.. her-10%? that's kinda low kevin... me- i meant 100%, im getting sleepy you know how i'am. her- yeah right.. me- im serious. 20-30 mins pass by and im in bed half asleep/awake. her- well i have a question to ask you. i didn't respond cause i didn't hear it, just got it when i woke up.. TO BE CONTINUED. __________________ Late Night Crew... #02 <3 Bought anything from me? Please leave me a review! http://zilvia.net/f/private-sellers/...meistah21.html

07-31-2009, 04:07 AM	#181
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol she's going to disown you.

07-31-2009, 04:42 AM	#192
Suckmycack Leaky Injector Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Socal Posts: 118 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just mass texted "Hey so when are you gonna let me tap that ass?" - Bodybuilding.com Forums Thats the original thread.

07-31-2009, 07:41 AM	#193
du0 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: St.Louis Age: 38 Posts: 23 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just text 6 girls ill let u all know as i get the replys

07-31-2009, 08:02 AM	#195
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 38 Posts: 15,077 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	me:hi her:hello who is this? me: albe said u would let me tap it when i come up to NorCal? her: Albe hmm well he goes by albert in my book fool.i think your mixing things up.but really, who's this me: phone failed to spell out...jst a frirend of his...so what the word? her:name please? and i have noooo idea what you were tryna say in this last txt..hahahahahaha me: phone failed in spelling out albert her: ohh i gotchu! haha...so do you just go by "alberts friend" then? lol me: sounds good...why get caught up in title, lets keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy her: mmkaye mr. easy breezy lemon squeezy. so if not norcal then where you from? me: SoCal...im just wondering if theres anything up north worth while her: hmmm...Define worthwhile, in tryna figure out the exact same about socal, what do you think? me: define huh...how bout u first well lets just say it keeps going no where really... __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

07-31-2009, 08:34 AM	#197
du0 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: St.Louis Age: 38 Posts: 23 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	To all six girls: Ive got a swerious question. Girl 1: Ok Me: When u gonna let me tap that !!!!!!!!!! Girl 1: haha idk Me: yes or no this is a life or death situation Girl 1: well right now im kinda seeing someone so not at the moment Me: Aww he aint do it like me Girl 1: Yeah thats true but i dont cheat Girl 2: Who is this? Me: its du0 Girl 2: haha hey du0 Me: sup when u gonna let me hit that!!!!1 Girl 2: haha what!? haha youre nuts. id ask if youre drunk but its 9 in the morning haha Me: ive never been so serious in my goddammed life. Girl 2: du0 i really have no idea if youre bein serious or not haha. this is so random Me: im fuckin srs * answer Girl 2: umm prob not then haha. youre nuts du0 haha Girl 2: haha well ill keep you in mind if i ever want a random hooup Girl 3: And what is that Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts? Girl 3: lol what? Me: When.You.Gonna.Let.Me.Tap.That? Girl 3: um...im not sure how to respond to that..... Me: Just answer Girl 4: What? Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Girl 4: O.o Me: its life or death. Girl 4: arent you dating sum1? >.> Me: No shes in army. so u gonna answer me? Girl 4: Like the army or what? >_O Me: Yea the fuckin army Girl 4: R u sad? Me: ya but ill get over it Me: you still havent answered my question its life or death Girl 4: ): Girl 4: no its not Me: ya ill die if u dont answer Girl 4: Maybe :O Me: lol. * ur killin me. Girl 4: Well if i say yes or no the answer might change anyways bcuz im so undecisive Me: Thats fine with me. for the sake of science answer the damn question Girl 4: no, not any time soon o.O Girl 5 and 6 havent replied yet but ill post what i get keep it up

07-31-2009, 08:49 AM	#198
conrad_s13.5 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: STL Age: 37 Posts: 1,533 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	haha this is awesome! __________________ cONtRol FReAkS

07-31-2009, 09:54 AM	#199
S-Nation S13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: LAND of the LOST Posts: 4,083 Trader Rating: (92) Feedback Score: 92 reviews	lol EPIC...!!!!

07-31-2009, 10:01 AM	#200
flip3d Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL Age: 37 Posts: 1,473 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	oh god damnit. larisa is here now? i bet she came here just for this thread. shit. :P :P :P post 1234 __________________

07-31-2009, 11:26 AM	#203
conrad_s13.5 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: STL Age: 37 Posts: 1,533 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	dude,.......what if ur sister was totally down..........fuckin' talk about backfire! __________________ cONtRol FReAkS

07-31-2009, 11:50 AM	#204
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 38 Posts: 15,077 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	me: C, i need to ask a serious question, lets just say my life depends on ur answer her: wait?wat? whats wrong babe? me: i need you to do something for me... her: anything, whats wrong, ur freakin me out here... :-( me: i need you to tell me when ima ge to tap that her: LOL...ASSHOLE!!!...though i did say anything, so my answer would have to be anytime me:score her: yeah you did... me: i need to ask you somehting her: what? me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: Excuse you!? me: i need an answer her: who the fuck do you think u are coming off on me like that me: i dont wanna come off yah, i wanna come in yah...plain n simple her: as nicely as u turned that around ima have to pass....for now me:for now? her: im with someone me: fine with me, obviously we both now know it aint permamanent right? her:true... sooner than later? me:NICE her: your cute when u silly me: you should see me when im up in it her: LOL, well have to see then.... i love my fwiends __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

07-31-2009, 12:25 PM	#206
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 45 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	ok here is mine from last night, the girl i was texting was the wifey's best friend btw. me...hey girl her...hey u, whats up? me...can i ask you a question? her...uhh i guess so,whats up? me...can i hit it from the back? her...haha what the fuck? u need to lay off the crack home skillet me...this is no joke her...ur such a homo, stop drinking. me...i will split my wine with you if you let me her...ha ha no. me...ok what if i let you have the hole bottle, how about then? her...um no me...what if i take you on a date first her...uh no thanks, imalready pregnant i dont need ne more drama in my life. me... but you can only get pregnant once her...yes but i dont need bri going asian on me me...no worries she has no kung fu skills mer...ha ha maby some other time,im going to bed. night! me...ok goodnight dream about me the end __________________

07-31-2009, 12:28 PM	#207
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 38 Posts: 15,077 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	im still waiting on 4 more replies __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

07-31-2009, 12:36 PM	#208
R@ddy Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SoCal Age: 35 Posts: 1,632 Trader Rating: (32) Feedback Score: 32 reviews	im too scared to do it :/ dont really want any girls to be pissed off at me ahah

07-31-2009, 12:38 PM	#209
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 45 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	if they get really mad just blame it on one of your friends she dose not know __________________