|
|
|||||||
| Off Topic Chat All non related chat goes here. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
08-06-2009, 05:25 AM
|
#481 |
|
Post Whore!
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Los Angeles
Age: 39
Posts: 4,566
Trader Rating: (53)
  Feedback Score: 53 reviews
    |
E DacIouS X (4:20:40 AM): hey
her (4:20:58 AM): Hi E DacIouS X (4:21:10 AM): i got a life or death question i need to ask you her (4:21:33 AM): K E DacIouS X (4:21:47 AM): when u gonna let me tap that? her (4:21:58 AM): Never E DacIouS X (4:22:02 AM): damn her (4:22:21 AM): R u gonna die about it E DacIouS X (4:22:35 AM): yea i basically am, its ok though E DacIouS X (4:22:57 AM): i can get raised at the nearest raise shrine and get my full health and mana bar back her (4:23:50 AM): Wth her (4:23:56 AM): Lol E DacIouS X (4:24:01 AM): lol |
|
|
| Sponsored Links |
|
08-06-2009, 08:53 AM
|
#482 |
|
not giving a fuck
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los angeles
Age: 38
Posts: 15,077
Trader Rating: (104)
Feedback Score: 104 reviews
|
not really a txt
aim me: i was wondering when you were gonna let me use my spartan laser on you her: when you learn to hit ur target on the first shot me: i just wanna come up behind you and assasinate that ass her: do you have protection me: i got a bubble shield with your name one it her: intresting, only one...how long can you last for me me: lets just say. i can bust a running riot on ya her: lol, this is dumb me: its better than me askin ya to just let me tap that ass her: True, id give yah some just for being clever me: well that was easy her: ohh nice...way to ruin it for yourself me: wait, what? her: nvm me: ohh i get it now...fml right her: yup gamer chicks...lol
__________________
 LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's  ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r 
|
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 12:57 PM
|
#485 | |
|
Nissanaholic!
 Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alberta, Canada
Age: 36
Posts: 1,820
Trader Rating: (0)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
|
Quote:
Your shit's not funny. You talk like an idiot too. |
|
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 04:21 PM
|
#487 |
|
Zilvia Addict
 |
so i had to at least try this once lol ,this one was to one of my very good friend, i was kinda scared but at the same time knew that in the end she would appreciate a good ol' joke
Me:yo Her:hey Me: where you @ work Her: yup Me: how fun,im off today Her: no fair Me: hey can i ask you a serious question Her: shoot Me: when you gunna let me tap that!? Her: Shut up. R u serious???? Me: More serious than i've ever been in my life Her: Never my dear im with (blah blah) and your with (so so) i love (blah blah) soooo much that i could never do that to him Me: so thats a no? Her: did (blah blah) put you up to this to see if i would cheat again? Me: no, i was just wondering if you wanted to see what it would be like if we bumped uglys pause...... Me: I'll take that as a no Her: If i wasnt with (blah blah) and you wernt with (so so). but for now its a no Me: oh so you would? Her: you better stop Me: so is that a no? thats all i got lol then i called her, she was hella laughing and knew something was up asking me if i was drunk or smoking pot lol. i told her the whole back story of "when you gunna let me tap that" and everything is all good...this could of backfired bad tho im scared to do anymore lol |
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 09:41 PM
|
#488 |
|
Zilvia FREAK!
 Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Tucson AZ
Age: 36
Posts: 1,258
Trader Rating: (5)
Feedback Score: 5 reviews
|
Finally got around to doing one
Me: yo when you gonna let me hit that Her: lol birthday sex?? Me: Ya! Her: Haven't u found a new fuck buddy by now?? Lol Me: Not relevant. Soo... Her: That is very relevant... Not quite sure what to say next. I'm surprised this chick responded to me in the first place.
__________________
"I am Norwegian, and are not familiar with your urban words :P" |
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 10:26 PM
|
#489 |
|
Zilvia Junkie
 
|
i must say I TRULY LOVE THIS THREAD... i tried this after i first read with a mass text... after i started getting some good responses i realized 3 of the girls were together... BUT not one of them knew... shit was hilarious!!!
we should get some vid clips or sound clips of this... FTMFW!!! also whoever came up with this i commend you! |
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 10:46 PM
|
#490 |
|
Nissanaholic!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Long Beach, CA.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,825
Trader Rating: (25)
Feedback Score: 25 reviews
|
me:aye! i got a question for you
her: shoot! me: when you gone let me tap that. her: what ??!?! nooooooo!!! me: pls her: no me: pls her: no me: plssssss?? her: noooo!! me: pretty please mama?!? her: okay fine! got it. <33333 but i's no follow through .. i has me a lady already <3
__________________
-Sellout |
|
|
|
|
08-06-2009, 11:20 PM
|
#491 |
|
i asked a close girl friend, a girl that i barely know, and a cousin of mine. none of them ended up too good.
oh and all you mfers that posted success we have pics of you having sex with the said girl. |
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 06:01 AM
|
#493 | |
|
Zilvia Member
 
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 06:07 AM
|
#494 | |
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Abilene, TX
Age: 39
Posts: 6,428
Trader Rating: (9)
Feedback Score: 9 reviews
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 07:57 AM
|
#495 |
|
Nissanaholic!
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
Posts: 2,069
Trader Rating: (3)
Feedback Score: 3 reviews
|
Me: Hey.
Her: Hi. Me: Can I tap that? Her: lol. Last night? Me: True. Later tonight? Her: lol. Im in meetings till noon today. Grab some lunch? Me: At lunch? Sure. Where? Her: lol. Silly. Heather is coming to the baseball game with us, and her new boyfriend. Me: Oh joy. Her: Ill drive home. You can drink yourself stupid. Me: Deal. Damons at 12:30? Her: Olive garden. Me: oooh. Whatevs. Her: ttys. Mwaaah. Me: Sounds good. Mwaah. lol. See this is how it goes when you're hitting thirty in a long relationship. As they say, why go out for burgers when you have steak at home?
__________________
1982 280zx Turbo |
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 09:34 AM
|
#496 | |
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Malibu
Age: 48
Posts: 7,033
Trader Rating: (7)
Feedback Score: 7 reviews
|
Quote:
You missed it. |
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 12:27 PM
|
#497 | |
|
Zilvia FREAK!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Tucson AZ
Age: 36
Posts: 1,258
Trader Rating: (5)
Feedback Score: 5 reviews
|
Quote:
Me: then no Her: well you have a good chance then Me: When? Her: When I get to tucson or when you go to a rave with me!  Me: When is that? Her: Sunday the convo continued but went off topic at this point. Im not too down to go to a rave though...
__________________
"I am Norwegian, and are not familiar with your urban words :P" |
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 12:33 PM
|
#498 | |
|
Nissanaholic!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Feasting on the flesh of the guilty, and drinking the blood of the innocent (714)
Posts: 1,751
Trader Rating: (17)
Feedback Score: 17 reviews
|
Quote:
WTF??????
__________________
-Carlo 
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 01:09 PM
|
#499 | ||
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hoesville, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 2,663
Trader Rating: (0)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
|
Quote:
__________________
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 02:11 PM
|
#500 |
|
Zilvia FREAK!
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Arizona
Age: 36
Posts: 1,503
Trader Rating: (2)
Feedback Score: 2 reviews
|
known this girl since highschool.. in college now
we've been friends but never went out.. maybe liked each other at times I sent her a text me: Hey, so when are you gonna let me tap that her: when u man up. could do it.. but eh reason why I never dated her
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 02:30 PM
|
#501 | |
|
Zilvia Junkie
|
Quote:
Haha..when you man up, that's hilarious. |
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 02:57 PM
|
#502 | ||
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hoesville, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 2,663
Trader Rating: (0)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
|
Quote:
__________________
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 03:20 PM
|
#503 |
|
Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: over the river and through the woods
Age: 40
Posts: 7,160
Trader Rating: (29)
Feedback Score: 29 reviews
|
lol i tried this with a friend i haven't spoken to in years, somehow it didn't work out...but we're working on a dinner date. lol oh well.
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 05:29 PM
|
#505 | |
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Location, Location.
Posts: 3,320
Trader Rating: (2)
Feedback Score: 2 reviews
|
Quote:
It's impossible for that not to sound badass.
__________________
For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak. |
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 05:47 PM
|
#506 |
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: SoCal - 818
Age: 40
Posts: 10,692
Trader Rating: (54)
Feedback Score: 54 reviews
|
I sent these a while ago, but just forgot to post them
First one is to a fellow Zilvian, which most of you SoCal drifters probably know. Me: Hey so serious question... Her: Yes Jimmy? Me: When you gonna let me tap that ass? Her: OMG WTF? Seriously Jimmy are you drunk? Me: LoL no it's a serious question. <No Response> Me: lol go check Zilvia Off Topic Her: lol well, thanks for letting me be your guinea pig. How many girls have you sent that too? Me: 8  Her: Any good ones? Me: Two tripped me out, one was to the gf (next story), but most just thought I was drunk  .Her: lol This one I sent to my girl Me: What up babe... so when you gonna let me tap that ass? Her: Do you have an appointment? Me: WTF? Not cool Her: Stop reading that stupid forum.Me: I <3 j00 lol Her: Love you too. This is from a chick I used to work with awhile ago who's a real cutie. Always flirted, but I never did shit since I'm with my girl. Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ass? Her: You had your chance? Me: aww... but what about now? Her: Jimmy stop playing. Aren't you with someone anyways? Me: Maybe, maybe not... you still haven't answered my question though. Her: you're being silly if you were serious you would already be at my place.  Me: I know I'm all bark and not bite huh.
__________________
- Jimmy Wanted: TBD For Sale: TBD |
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 06:49 PM
|
#507 |
|
Post Whore!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Rohnert Park, CA
Age: 39
Posts: 6,158
Trader Rating: (115)
Feedback Score: 115 reviews
|
I sent it to 2 seperate girls with basically the same reaction.....
me: I have a life or death question Her: Wat Me: when you gunna let me tap that? <no response> Me: Contact Detective John Kimble.... he'll explain everything... her: .....ok This is no fun I wish I was cool
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 06:55 PM
|
#508 | |
|
Bandwagon.
|
/\/\/\ but arent you a DJ and a pimp?
girls should be all ova you! nice try tho lol
__________________
- Hong Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 07:09 PM
|
#509 | |
|
FreshColdBeer.com
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: California
Age: 42
Posts: 2,665
Trader Rating: (48)
Feedback Score: 48 reviews
|
Quote:
wow man, looks like you're gonna remain a virgin for ever.... go to the rave dumbass
__________________
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
08-07-2009, 08:08 PM
|
#510 | |
|
Nissanaholic!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: A place where boob jobs ruined the best thing about being a fat chick.
Posts: 1,774
Trader Rating: (0)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
|
Me: hey guess what!
her: what cholo me: I'm having a baby! her: REALLY! congratulations! me: speaking of babies.... me: when you gunna let me tap that? her: haha wut? her: so are you really having a baby? boy or girl? name? me: yes, but back to a more serious conversations let me hit them skinzzzz her: And you wonder why Wendy freaks out and doesn't trust you me: yeah yeah yeah, life is short and I ain't got much time so how bout it? her: I think I'm turning lesbian me: what does a lesbian have that I don't have? Hell, I lick butt, what lesbian do you know licks butt? AND I have a penis. Lesbians don't have penis'. her: hahahaha you're crazy. me: So is that a maybe? *logs off* me: helllllllllooooloooooo? her: I'm back me: hi sweety her: hi me: so we gunna fuck tonight or tomorrow? her: sheesh me: is sheesh german for yes? her: Now I know you're serious but we can't be talking about this on here. me: so we should meet at some dirty hotel? her: nome: Angelina her: what? who's Angelina? me: my babies name. So when we fuggin? her: cute name and no. me: did you mean to say no or on such as jump on my penis? me: I swear to you if you allow my penis in you I won't even wear a condom. it's a good deal you should take it! her: hahaha me: (provides the link to the site) her: What's this? me: read it her: is this going on there? me: no, I swear to god, I won't put it on that site. her: ok. her: I'm like 5 pages deep right now, this is funny me: I know huh her: I lust you with all my guts and loins but I gots to go make dinner for the young ones me: wait! me: before you go! Me: nudes or die! she signs off.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Bookmarks |
|
|
Linear Mode
