Post your funniest encounter with a cop

[bik]

U wanna hear funny stories U dont belive Mexico cops...

I have friends than have street race in front of cops, get chased for a few minutes and then out run them... park in a dark street for a few minutes waiting the cops stop looking for him...15 min later they find him get him in the police car going to the police station and still talk out of it with a small bribe (is that word right?) of $400 pesos, (like $30 dollars)

but here is my fun story, hope u understand cause my bad english

when i was kinda young yet (around 16) me and 4 of my friends got drunk but after the alcohol run off, we decide to take a walk looking for some food (in mexico there is hot dogs stands all night for people getting off parties) well we dont find nothing was kinda late like 4:00 am, so we was walking on a avenue side walk and i hear some kind of water pouring, when i turn around a friend of mine was pissing while he was walking in the street!, i think my self "hope a cop dont show off" and pooff! the appear in front of us =/ they put us against the wall and everything saying have to take my friend to jail, we start talking with them beggin for let him go please and one of the cops (was only 2 of them) tell his partner with a "over acting" voice: "we can call the judge and u can pay the fine right here" i almost exploded laffing out, so we say "ok" and one cop went to the radio ACTING he was talking to the radio and came back "the judge say is $200 pesos", we made a poll and only had $180, "we only have $180" we said, and the cop say "that is ok", turn to his partner and give him the money "take it... give it, to the judge" with the worst acting ever. was so funny, yeah they let us go, we laffed about it for months =P

This last one sounds like a good scene for a movie or somehting:

one time a friend of mine got pull over and he was drunk, when the cop arrive to my friends window my friend trying to look cool and ok said "is a problem officer" an dhe took a gulp of his beer -_-; the cop told him he was trunk have to take him to jail etc etc etc, at the end my fried directly said "how much to let me go?" the cop said "$200 pesos", my drunk dumb friend took out a $500 bill and ask him "have change for 500?", and the cop said "yes, i have change in the police car" he took the $500 bill went to his patrol and took off ^_^

[veeates36]

Originally Posted by bik

U wanna hear funny stories U dont belive Mexico cops...

I have friends than have street race in front of cops, get chased for a few minutes and then out run them... park in a dark street for a few minutes waiting the cops stop looking for him...15 min later they find him get him in the police car going to the police station and still talk out of it with a small bribe (is that word right?) of $400 pesos, (like $30 dollars)

but here is my fun story, hope u understand cause my bad english

when i was kinda young yet (around 16) me and 4 of my friends got drunk but after the alcohol run off, we decide to take a walk looking for some food (in mexico there is hot dogs stands all night for people getting off parties) well we dont find nothing was kinda late like 4:00 am, so we was walking on a avenue side walk and i hear some kind of water pouring, when i turn around a friend of mine was pissing while he was walking in the street!, i think my self "hope a cop dont show off" and pooff! the appear in front of us =/ they put us against the wall and everything saying have to take my friend to jail, we start talking with them beggin for let him go please and one of the cops (was only 2 of them) tell his partner with a "over acting" voice: "we can call the judge and u can pay the fine right here" i almost exploded laffing out, so we say "ok" and one cop went to the radio ACTING he was talking to the radio and came back "the judge say is $200 pesos", we made a poll and only had $180, "we only have $180" we said, and the cop say "that is ok", turn to his partner and give him the money "take it... give it, to the judge" with the worst acting ever. was so funny, yeah they let us go, we laffed about it for months =P

This last one sounds like a good scene for a movie or somehting:

one time a friend of mine got pull over and he was drunk, when the cop arrive to my friends window my friend trying to look cool and ok said "is a problem officer" an dhe took a gulp of his beer -_-; the cop told him he was trunk have to take him to jail etc etc etc, at the end my fried directly said "how much to let me go?" the cop said "$200 pesos", my drunk dumb friend took out a $500 bill and ask him "have change for 500?", and the cop said "yes, i have change in the police car" he took the $500 bill went to his patrol and took off ^_^

Haha.. Damn thats pretty funny. Muy chitoso

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by bik

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You know what's funny? You speak better English than some of the Americans posting in this thread.

Congrats.