Post your funniest encounter with a cop

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Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

got pulled over swerving. Cop asks me what was going on. Had to be honest with him, I told him I was about to go No. 2 in my pants. He let me go.

I learned this from my dad when I used to live in california, except he actually had to take a shit I was young then moved to vegas got my license.
So I got radar at 120mph, I pull over had all my stuff ready (license,insurace and reg) told the cop when he got to the window give me the ticket write w.e you want to write, but I have to take a massive shit if not I will go on the side of the freeway and you can give me a ticket too. long story short cop let me go.

I've done this at least 4-5times since I lived here. I only do it when I was really f*cked on speeding tickets, now im older and dont really have a need to speed around like an idiot lol.