Random Farting!!

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Originally Posted by Dousan_PG

i like the fart and run technique. used often in the office place.

That is almost as good as the "who shit in the stairwell" technique; where I start on the third floor and begin the LONGEST SBD I can muster and simply walk downstairs and wait for people to walk around the building like "who in the FUCK shit on the stairs?!!?"
Another good one I used to do when I was younger was the "dancefloor," where in a large crowded club you just totally rip ass in the middle of the dancefloor and just keep operating, who the hell hears it?
Then there's the "GOT DAMMIT DUTCHESS," I used to do when I was with one of my old girlfriends... Dutchess is my dog, and she likes to lay underfoot (I wish she'd learn that she is NOT a small dog) so I'd let a silent but deadly one, and my girl, knowing that I'm just crazy enough to do such a thing, would comment, I'd jump up and go "GOT DAMMIT DUTCHESS, GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
Or there were the times where we (Steeles, Jason, Corey and whoever else were around) were in the warehouse and I'd just drop one to fuck with everyone, just because I could.