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GUNMETALV35 · 10-20-2011, 01:24 PM

I came across this one randomly but it literally made me laugh.

DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13- $800 (FUJIMI KAIDO)

jdm drift nissan s13 240sx with a big block ka24de-s,this car is has
325,540 miles on the original motor,i need to sell the car asap because my wife anna
is having a sex change and i need to pay for it asap before she takes my tittle away "drift king".
gooods:
-1905 ford model T ka swap
-99 civic si drive shaft
-450sx 4door back seats
-semi truck steering wheel
-ejecto seato..cuzzzz
-built in nintendo 64

-bads
-the vtec rods are knocking and sounds like africa bambata
-car doesnt go past 1k rpms but i hit skidpad like its nothing
-p28 single cam vtec ecu needs to be tuned

other than that i drift pbir without a problem in first gear,im accepting trades
but only if you defeat me in skidpad

call or text for more info
$500 firm

Here's the link: DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13

vas570sx · 10-20-2011, 01:30 PM

whats funny is PBIR and Skidpad are local south florida drift tracks. i kinda feel like i know who posted this.

got a pic of the car?

Daniel. · 10-20-2011, 01:32 PM

What's worse? Getting trolled, or reposting it to a bunch of people who don't give two shits?

ILoveMyRHS13 · 10-20-2011, 01:36 PM

That really wasn't that funny.

gunmetalr32 · 10-20-2011, 01:38 PM

bump because i like your screen name

GUNMETALV35 · 10-20-2011, 01:43 PM

Well... it made me laugh.

I guess I'm just easily entertained.

dOMEmE · 10-20-2011, 01:43 PM

pretty funny...but the skyline one was FUCKING HALARIOUS!!!

omgRWDgoodness! · 10-20-2011, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUNMETALV35

other than that i drift pbir without a problem in first gear

This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness

Corvettes are ghey.

Daniel. · 10-20-2011, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgRWDgoodness!

This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness

Corvettes are ghey.

LimeLite Racing · 10-20-2011, 06:42 PM

Kinda funny, but the sunglasses take the cake. Fuck the skyline, fuck this ad, sunglasses take the cake.

Edit: The sunglasses ad takes the cake.

95BoostedS14 · 10-20-2011, 06:55 PM

I like the built in N-64. Nice touch lol

slydin240sx · 10-20-2011, 07:00 PM

-ejecto seato..cuzzzz

omgRWDgoodness! · 10-20-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel.

"Here's the Corvette build, okayy. We have a, uhh...an engine. *guy in background talking* Uhh, not really sure umm. What's going on here? Uhh...I dunno what it is. Huh? What? What the..? I don't get it. What the hell is going on here?! HUH?! WHAT?!?!"

FunnyVictor86 · 10-20-2011, 07:47 PM

I want a refund on the minute of my life that I wasted viewing this thread.

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgRWDgoodness!

This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness

Corvettes are ghey.

I honestly can't concieve how a Corvette could be considered gay compared to a mid 90's sports coupe that was marketed at females in the business world as a sporty way to get around. But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgRWDgoodness!

"Here's the Corvette build, okayy. We have a, uhh...an engine. *guy in background talking* Uhh, not really sure umm. What's going on here? Uhh...I dunno what it is. Huh? What? What the..? I don't get it. What the hell is going on here?! HUH?! WHAT?!?!"

He's a car builder not an entertainer, what'd you expect Tom Cruise? I bet you watch porn for the great acting too right?

vas570sx · 10-21-2011, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgRWDgoodness!

This reminds me of that fool trying to slide his lame-ass C6 Corvette at the last Midnight Madness

Corvettes are ghey.

At least he was out trying, I guess. I was out there driving as well. Had a super fun time.

Yeah, corvettes aren't gay, just not really meant for drifting.

Lukes corvette and this dudes corvette are 2 completely different cars.

Lukes a cool dude. Talked to him on the phone a few times.

vas570sx · 10-21-2011, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

Way to go! You make fun of this dude for categorizing all corvettes as gay for 1 guys failure at drifting, then proceed to categorize all Floridians as retarded for 1 guys stupid comment.

YOUR logic fails, Sir.. your logic fails.

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vas570sx

Way to go! You make fun of this dude for categorizing all corvettes as gay for 1 guys failure at drifting, then proceed to categorize all Floridians as retarded for 1 guys stupid comment.

YOUR logic fails, Sir.. your logic fails.

I never said all people from Florida fail, but there does seem to be a growing trend of stupidity coming out of there. Get butthurt if you want it doesn't matter to me. Oh and there is a multi-quote button for next time you want to reply to two different things at once

vas570sx · 10-21-2011, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

I never said all people from Florida fail, but there does seem to be a growing trend of stupidity coming out of there. Get butthurt if you want it doesn't matter to me. Oh and there is a multi-quote button for next time you want to reply to two different things at once

I'm aware of how forums work, but your comment was so ignorant that i felt it needed it's own post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

But then again you are from Florida, so that might be exactly why your logic FAILS

It is blatantly obvious in this^ quote that you are categorizing all Floridians as having failed logic.

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 08:18 AM

Sorry I wasn't so specific as saying MOST of Florida fails lol Does that make you feel better now?

driftsilvias13 · 10-21-2011, 08:18 AM

Stupidest thread ever. Shit wasnt even funny.

vas570sx · 10-21-2011, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

Sorry I wasn't so specific as saying MOST of Florida fails lol Does that make you feel better now?

Keep showing your intelligence. It's really working out in your favor.

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vas570sx

Keep showing your intelligence. It's really working out in your favor.

It has nothing to do with intelligence, it was me making a broad generalization about a specific state based on what I've seen around here, primarily meant as a joke however you took it personal and are now butthurt about it. Oh well

vas570sx · 10-21-2011, 08:55 AM

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 09:32 AM

omgRWDgoodness! · 10-21-2011, 05:00 PM

Someone else doesn't like what I like, how dare they, I'm going to throw all sorts of hackneyed and irrelevant insults at them for it, yatta yatta

Saw Vas drifting too, that's pretty much a given. Never said the guy was lame, but now I'm mad over the fact that he likes what I don't like. Time to go kick puppies and punch shards of glass and stuff.

10-20-2011, 01:24 PM	#1
GUNMETALV35 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 151 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Another funny Craigslist ad I came across this one randomly but it literally made me laugh. DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13- $800 (FUJIMI KAIDO) jdm drift nissan s13 240sx with a big block ka24de-s,this car is has 325,540 miles on the original motor,i need to sell the car asap because my wife anna is having a sex change and i need to pay for it asap before she takes my tittle away "drift king". gooods: -1905 ford model T ka swap -99 civic si drive shaft -450sx 4door back seats -semi truck steering wheel -ejecto seato..cuzzzz -built in nintendo 64 -bads -the vtec rods are knocking and sounds like africa bambata -car doesnt go past 1k rpms but i hit skidpad like its nothing -p28 single cam vtec ecu needs to be tuned other than that i drift pbir without a problem in first gear,im accepting trades but only if you defeat me in skidpad call or text for more info $500 firm Here's the link: DRIFT KINGS 240SX S13

10-20-2011, 01:30 PM	#2
vas570sx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: west palm beach Posts: 844 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	whats funny is PBIR and Skidpad are local south florida drift tracks. i kinda feel like i know who posted this. got a pic of the car? __________________

10-20-2011, 01:32 PM	#3
Daniel. Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 40 Posts: 3,713 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Daniel. Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What's worse? Getting trolled, or reposting it to a bunch of people who don't give two shits? __________________

10-20-2011, 01:43 PM	#7
dOMEmE Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: LBC Age: 37 Posts: 2,280 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	pretty funny...but the skyline one was FUCKING HALARIOUS!!! __________________ Chupas!

10-20-2011, 06:42 PM	#10
LimeLite Racing Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene! Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (24) Rides Gallery: LimeLite Racing Feedback Score: 24 reviews	Kinda funny, but the sunglasses take the cake. Fuck the skyline, fuck this ad, sunglasses take the cake. Edit: The sunglasses ad takes the cake. __________________ Drift.

10-20-2011, 01:38 PM	#5
gunmetalr32 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: oxnard,CA Age: 38 Posts: 3,077 Trader Rating: (14) Feedback Score: 14 reviews	bump because i like your screen name

10-20-2011, 06:55 PM	#11
95BoostedS14 Zilvia Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 155 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I like the built in N-64. Nice touch lol

10-20-2011, 07:00 PM	#12
slydin240sx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Missouri Posts: 919 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	-ejecto seato..cuzzzz

10-20-2011, 07:47 PM	#14
FunnyVictor86 Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: So.Cal 91042 Age: 38 Posts: 244 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I want a refund on the minute of my life that I wasted viewing this thread. __________________

10-21-2011, 08:18 AM	#21
driftsilvias13 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,297 Trader Rating: (54) Feedback Score: 54 reviews	Stupidest thread ever. Shit wasnt even funny. __________________

10-21-2011, 08:55 AM	#24
vas570sx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: west palm beach Posts: 844 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	__________________

10-21-2011, 05:00 PM	#26
omgRWDgoodness! Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL Age: 34 Posts: 1,498 Trader Rating: (48) Feedback Score: 48 reviews	Someone else doesn't like what I like, how dare they, I'm going to throw all sorts of hackneyed and irrelevant insults at them for it, yatta yatta Saw Vas drifting too, that's pretty much a given. Never said the guy was lame, but now I'm mad over the fact that he likes what I don't like. Time to go kick puppies and punch shards of glass and stuff. __________________