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Originally Posted by Phlip
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Originally Posted by Teddy Bruckshot
^^^^ I feel sorry for Mr. Potato Head. L.A. could have achieved the same record in my opinion if he was still there. If he didn't bench Kobe he might have stood a fighting chance. Idk what he was thinking with the princeton offense.
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Wait, I get it…
Mike Brown will be rehired in Cleveland in their welcoming of LeBron James back to town. See, they had to make ol Sherman Klump collateral damage in the initial loss of LeBron to Miami, that way they could keep the fans interested while Black Jesus was down in South Beach winning MVPs and championships and shit. Forget not, though, that when LeBron arrived to Cleveland he promised that he dreamed of “one day bringing a championship to Cleveland.” He never said that he would be IN Cleveland when he won it, did he? See, he had to go to Miami for a few years to get the ring(s) to bring to Cleveland with him. When he finishes next season in Miami he will have at least two – because they ARE repeating – and perhaps one more ring. Then he can be reunited with Mike Brown and have NO responsibility to win games that matter and can break all of Kobe Bryant’s scoring records, more MVPs than Cheese Eyes--… err, Michael Jordan and he can close up the nasty hole in Clevelanders’ lives he left a couple summers ago.