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Originally Posted by Phlip
I was scrolling through pictures of my life since about when my daughter was born and I have never met you.
Respondent to ^^^ that sentence, you never crashed at my house.
I've never been drunk with you in Vegas or at a "holy shit, you're two miles away!?" family member's home while teaching some high schoolers how to play spades six hours from my house.
You didn't text or FB message my brother or my now-wife when I was in the hospital in 2018.
You and I don't have even REMOTELY similar political outlooks.
You can get a cabinet position under someone who likes you.
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Lmao... whats wrong mi, lord? No desitin for the royal hinny?
Hypothetical situations really get great statements from you....