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*exitspeed* · 11-30-2005, 10:02 AM

What are some funny real person names you seen.

And don't just make some shit up either.

I work with a girl named Christine Rohr Caponigro. Caponigro is pronounced cap-a-negro. The first time I heard her name I was like WTF kinda name is that. It's an entire sentence for cying out loud. I hate when she calls in cause I just wanna start lauphing...Anyway I thought it was pretty good.

bp057 · 11-30-2005, 10:16 AM

In my employee directory at work, just a few
Manmeet Kaur
Alison Glasscock

Manmeet for the win!

TheSnail · 11-30-2005, 10:40 AM

Along time ago I was working at JiffyLube, My coworkers and I were hitting the bowl for a good 30min. A car came and they sent me to write his info down. He gave me his last name which was Snowball, and I just started laughing. I tried to play it off by looking and one of my coworkers as if they made a joke. Once I got myself back together I held my breath and tryed to get the rest of the info only to remember his name was Snowball, this time I just turned around and laughed for another 10sec. I dont know if it was so funny because I was high, but it still makes me laugh tinking about it.

**ThatGuy** · 11-30-2005, 10:49 AM

Race Car Driver, Dick Trickle.

Sounds more like a "condition" then a name.

His Fanclub, just to prove he's a real person and driver.
http://www.tricklefan.com/

*exitspeed* · 11-30-2005, 10:51 AM

I have to call a guy in a few min named, Dick Star. That's one kinda cool. The only way I'd want my name to be Dick is if my last name was Star. Cept I'd ell people to call me by my full name.

importnut · 11-30-2005, 10:56 AM

When I was in High school, we had a music teacher who's name was Bernard Butt. Sadly, I can't remember if we made up his wife and son's names, but we thought Rosie, and Harry would cause a laugh-fuse to blow.

Not quite as funny, but our health teacher's name was Coffin. Think about that one for a minute.

Oh, and I'm not making this up, but we had a guidance counselor named Beaver, and another one named Dick, and they got married...

-Alex S.

240Stilo · 11-30-2005, 10:59 AM

Some guy on the news is named Rick Dickhurt. Whopper of a last name I must say.

EchoOfSilence · 11-30-2005, 03:47 PM

oh fuck i can't stop laughing

Flipzide · 11-30-2005, 03:50 PM

hmm there were these guys in one of my classes that were discussing names.. one that came up was

Jack Goff

omgosh · 11-30-2005, 03:51 PM

My sister knew a girl named Queefa. lol

luckie2hav3her · 11-30-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgosh

My sister knew a girl named Queefa. lol

hahahahahha i read all the post and it was when i got to that one that i started busting up hahahah

OdessaS13 · 11-30-2005, 09:29 PM

"Race Car Driver, Dick Trickle."

omg this is fucin hillarius oh shit my sides hurt

wootwoot · 11-30-2005, 09:47 PM

Jessica Buttram......

turbozxi · 11-30-2005, 10:29 PM

This one cracked me up for some dumb reason it took a moment for it to sink in.

Ghettokracker71 · 11-30-2005, 10:40 PM

My dad works with a guy named Dick Breath (no shit,his first name is richard,but everybody calls him dick...) a friend of mine went to high school with twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello,no shit. They pronounced it funny,but thats how it was spelled....

Nan Desu Ka?! · 11-30-2005, 11:59 PM

i was watching hollywood squares a few years back. i remember it was a college edition. it was between a white guy and a black girl. the black girl's name was, i shit you not: "Ketchup" yes, ladies and gentlemen, she was named after a fucking condement. WTF!? its not like it was even pronounced different, she said her name was Ketchup and it was on her nametag on the podium she was staning behind. i was rolling so hard, i couldnt concentrate on the rest of the show.

my girlfriend says she had neighbors named Rose and Richard Head. Of course, Richard always asked everyone to call him "Dick"... at least he had a sense of humor about it.

during this thread i couldnt stop laughing, good shit guys. keep it commin!

s13 dirk · 11-30-2005, 11:59 PM

had a chinese friend who had a brother named Hang Long.

CaoBoY · 12-01-2005, 03:44 AM

Sandy Johnson. NO JOKE! i had to call her the other day. ( i work for a relay service for deaf people)

scir16v · 12-01-2005, 05:02 AM

I worked at an arcade when a b-day party came through for a kid named Putt. I laughed for 2 days on that one.

dizastaman · 12-01-2005, 08:07 AM

as an insurance agent in west virgina i see all kinds of crazy ass people every day and some of have some crazy names, including:
Harry Beaver-no joke thats his real name he called for a quote the other day and i hung up on him cause i thought it was a prank but he called back 5 sec. later. Dick Cox, a lady whos first name is Dusktilldawn(thats her whole first name). oh, and the best ever is this dude named RAGTIME. he had his name legally changed to RAGTIME on his drivers licence, insurance cards and everything it says just RAGIME no last name or anything. thats all i can think of for now.

DrtyRat · 12-01-2005, 10:16 AM

Used to work at Home Depot and one of the ladies, who checked the receipts at the door, was named Cilloute (she's hatian). When you asked her how to pronounce her name she would say it was "slut". So when we would see her we would say 'Hey slut' or 'come over here slut'...you can't buy that kind of entertainment not to mention I was only 18 at the time so that added to the humor

the head · 12-01-2005, 11:20 AM

Richard "Dick" Liquer
and an veitnamese cousins one named Lo Hung the other Nu Van Cam

Destructo · 12-01-2005, 12:09 PM

My friend's got this Buddie whos name is Richard Puller.

trsilvias13 · 12-01-2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghettokracker71

My dad works with a guy named Dick Breath (no shit,his first name is richard,but everybody calls him dick...) a friend of mine went to high school with twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello,no shit. They pronounced it funny,but thats how it was spelled....

that is a true story, i head that on the radio a couple of months back. From the Bay area?

*Jeff240sx* · 12-01-2005, 01:10 PM

My 12th grade english teacher worked in a inner-city highschool, and handed out STD pamphlets in the Health class she was teaching. A few years later, she got a letter in her mailbox from a student, and it said "Thank you for the ideas to name my children. I've named on Gonorrea, and the other Syphilis." So, the teacher tracked down this student to tell her that it wasn't a naming guide, and when she did, the student had a different pronounciation. Gon-orra and Se-phillis (like the old-lady name phyllis).

I think Dick Butkus is one of the best names ever.
-Jeff

*Jeff240sx* · 12-01-2005, 01:11 PM

And.. there was a Tilex in my class..
-Jeff

SimpleS14 · 12-01-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbozxi

This one cracked me up for some dumb reason it took a moment for it to sink in.

oh man...that kid is going to have a rough childhood and adulthood LOL

-usmd-180sx · 12-01-2005, 01:13 PM

johnatan uhgey (pronounced you-gay)

omgosh · 12-01-2005, 03:39 PM

Thought of another one, my friends brother's name is Josh Long. (Jo shlong) lol.

rps13kid · 12-01-2005, 04:19 PM

in school we had a sub teacher named Mr Gay..and when he started class he was like"yeah my last name is gay but that is gay as in happy" he never told us his first name tho..

11-30-2005, 10:02 AM	#1
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Funny REAL person names What are some funny real person names you seen. And don't just make some shit up either. I work with a girl named Christine Rohr Caponigro. Caponigro is pronounced cap-a-negro. The first time I heard her name I was like WTF kinda name is that. It's an entire sentence for cying out loud. I hate when she calls in cause I just wanna start lauphing...Anyway I thought it was pretty good.

11-30-2005, 10:40 AM	#3
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 42 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Along time ago I was working at JiffyLube, My coworkers and I were hitting the bowl for a good 30min. A car came and they sent me to write his info down. He gave me his last name which was Snowball, and I just started laughing. I tried to play it off by looking and one of my coworkers as if they made a joke. Once I got myself back together I held my breath and tryed to get the rest of the info only to remember his name was Snowball, this time I just turned around and laughed for another 10sec. I dont know if it was so funny because I was high, but it still makes me laugh tinking about it. __________________

11-30-2005, 10:49 AM	#4
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 45 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Race Car Driver, Dick Trickle. Sounds more like a "condition" then a name. His Fanclub, just to prove he's a real person and driver. http://www.tricklefan.com/ __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

11-30-2005, 10:56 AM	#6
importnut Leaky Injector Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NW Indiana Age: 48 Posts: 111 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	When I was in High school, we had a music teacher who's name was Bernard Butt. Sadly, I can't remember if we made up his wife and son's names, but we thought Rosie, and Harry would cause a laugh-fuse to blow. Not quite as funny, but our health teacher's name was Coffin. Think about that one for a minute. Oh, and I'm not making this up, but we had a guidance counselor named Beaver, and another one named Dick, and they got married... -Alex S. __________________ "What about the twinkie?"

11-30-2005, 10:59 AM	#7
240Stilo Junkie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Socal Age: 41 Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Some guy on the news is named Rick Dickhurt. Whopper of a last name I must say. __________________ -Juan

11-30-2005, 10:16 AM	#2
bp057 Zilvia Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Rancho Santa Margarita, ca Age: 46 Posts: 237 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	In my employee directory at work, just a few Manmeet Kaur Alison Glasscock Manmeet for the win!

11-30-2005, 10:51 AM	#5
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I have to call a guy in a few min named, Dick Star. That's one kinda cool. The only way I'd want my name to be Dick is if my last name was Star. Cept I'd ell people to call me by my full name.

11-30-2005, 03:47 PM	#8
EchoOfSilence Nissanaholic! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles/Berkeley, CA Posts: 2,238 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	oh fuck i can't stop laughing __________________ Petition Nissan to Make the IDx on http://IDxClub.co !

11-30-2005, 03:50 PM	#9
Flipzide Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,011 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	hmm there were these guys in one of my classes that were discussing names.. one that came up was Jack Goff __________________ D-Street.net \| bcuison.wordpress.com

11-30-2005, 03:51 PM	#10
omgosh Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Tampa FL Posts: 210 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My sister knew a girl named Queefa. lol __________________

11-30-2005, 09:29 PM	#12
OdessaS13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cali Age: 38 Posts: 708 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Race Car Driver, Dick Trickle." omg this is fucin hillarius oh shit my sides hurt __________________ 1992 240sx 5 spd. - Sold / 02 Maxima Se

11-30-2005, 09:47 PM	#13
wootwoot Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: sarasota florida biatch Age: 39 Posts: 3,850 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Jessica Buttram...... __________________ I'm from Florida so I'm probably a bit more strange than you

11-30-2005, 10:29 PM	#14
turbozxi Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 175 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This one cracked me up for some dumb reason it took a moment for it to sink in.

11-30-2005, 10:40 PM	#15
Ghettokracker71 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Don't look now... Age: 38 Posts: 3,327 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My dad works with a guy named Dick Breath (no shit,his first name is richard,but everybody calls him dick...) a friend of mine went to high school with twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello,no shit. They pronounced it funny,but thats how it was spelled....

11-30-2005, 11:59 PM	#16
Nan Desu Ka?! Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 38 Posts: 1,124 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i was watching hollywood squares a few years back. i remember it was a college edition. it was between a white guy and a black girl. the black girl's name was, i shit you not: "Ketchup" yes, ladies and gentlemen, she was named after a fucking condement. WTF!? its not like it was even pronounced different, she said her name was Ketchup and it was on her nametag on the podium she was staning behind. i was rolling so hard, i couldnt concentrate on the rest of the show. my girlfriend says she had neighbors named Rose and Richard Head. Of course, Richard always asked everyone to call him "Dick"... at least he had a sense of humor about it. during this thread i couldnt stop laughing, good shit guys. keep it commin! __________________ Norcal-240sx.net

11-30-2005, 11:59 PM	#17
s13 dirk BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 30 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	had a chinese friend who had a brother named Hang Long.

12-01-2005, 03:44 AM	#18
CaoBoY Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Central Valley Posts: 916 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Sandy Johnson. NO JOKE! i had to call her the other day. ( i work for a relay service for deaf people) __________________ pulling outta the game: http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...wpost&t=119867 parting out, just let me know.

12-01-2005, 05:02 AM	#19
scir16v Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: St. Louis Posts: 171 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I worked at an arcade when a b-day party came through for a kid named Putt. I laughed for 2 days on that one. __________________ Scott Driving Angle Motorsports

12-01-2005, 08:07 AM	#20
dizastaman Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glengary, West Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 237 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	as an insurance agent in west virgina i see all kinds of crazy ass people every day and some of have some crazy names, including: Harry Beaver-no joke thats his real name he called for a quote the other day and i hung up on him cause i thought it was a prank but he called back 5 sec. later. Dick Cox, a lady whos first name is Dusktilldawn(thats her whole first name). oh, and the best ever is this dude named RAGTIME. he had his name legally changed to RAGTIME on his drivers licence, insurance cards and everything it says just RAGIME no last name or anything. thats all i can think of for now. __________________ My FLICK-argh page

12-01-2005, 10:16 AM	#21
DrtyRat Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Miami,Fl Posts: 1,747 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Used to work at Home Depot and one of the ladies, who checked the receipts at the door, was named Cilloute (she's hatian). When you asked her how to pronounce her name she would say it was "slut". So when we would see her we would say 'Hey slut' or 'come over here slut'...you can't buy that kind of entertainment not to mention I was only 18 at the time so that added to the humor

12-01-2005, 11:20 AM	#22
the head Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: in a dark room mastering the art of typing with one hand Posts: 2,164 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Richard "Dick" Liquer and an veitnamese cousins one named Lo Hung the other Nu Van Cam __________________ I never knew you could do that with an eggplant

12-01-2005, 12:09 PM	#23
Destructo Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: phila pa Posts: 194 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My friend's got this Buddie whos name is Richard Puller.

12-01-2005, 01:10 PM	#25
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 42 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My 12th grade english teacher worked in a inner-city highschool, and handed out STD pamphlets in the Health class she was teaching. A few years later, she got a letter in her mailbox from a student, and it said "Thank you for the ideas to name my children. I've named on Gonorrea, and the other Syphilis." So, the teacher tracked down this student to tell her that it wasn't a naming guide, and when she did, the student had a different pronounciation. Gon-orra and Se-phillis (like the old-lady name phyllis). I think Dick Butkus is one of the best names ever. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

12-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#26
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 42 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	And.. there was a Tilex in my class.. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

12-01-2005, 01:13 PM	#28
-usmd-180sx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: CA- San Jose Posts: 649 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	johnatan uhgey (pronounced you-gay)

12-01-2005, 03:39 PM	#29
omgosh Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Tampa FL Posts: 210 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thought of another one, my friends brother's name is Josh Long. (Jo shlong) lol. __________________

12-01-2005, 04:19 PM	#30
rps13kid Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: GrEeN BaY WI Age: 41 Posts: 415 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	in school we had a sub teacher named Mr Gay..and when he started class he was like"yeah my last name is gay but that is gay as in happy" he never told us his first name tho.. __________________