Vasectomy? Yay or Nay?

[flip3d]

I think everyone should get a vasectomy. We don't need anymore little dumb shits running around.

[singlecamslam]

Originally Posted by flip3d

I think everyone should get a vasectomy. We don't need anymore little dumb shits running around.

Yes, someone make that your sig. NOW.

[nikkisixx69]

found it! epic vasectomy story (not that you are going to be doing this or anything)

copied and pasted from another site.................

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely bat**** insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Well, she goes bat**** insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, "You're screwed".

Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. "I am sterile"

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of ****. You're trapped and you know it."

I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bull****, those are fakes."

I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

[upsdude]

vasectomy or not, don't have kids. your attitude towards them would make you a shitty dad. that and the fact that you've got a history of family problems...if anything you'd be punishing an innocent person by bringing him/her into this world.

[SochBAT]

I'd totally do it, but I like giving girls goop. F'real.

[ericcastro]

If you really thought that way, you would have done it or wouldnt need to ask questions about it.

Somewhere in you, there is doubt.

[SimpleS14]

Originally Posted by ericcastro

If you really thought that way, you would have done it or wouldnt need to ask questions about it.

Somewhere in you, there is doubt.

I agree.

Originally Posted by Matej

Blonde people and blue eyed people are the only two races that are dying out, instead of multiplying rapidly like everyone else.
Do your part.

lol wut?

Originally Posted by trigjones

We both want halfie's if we have kids, one twinkie, one oreo. I don't know how we are going to arrange this...

Uh....this is a joke right? lol Just stick with your option to adopt....probably when they are 3.

Anyways, I know where you're coming from as I don't plan to get married nor do I want kids either. However I wouldn't go as far as having a vasectomy cause I never know what the future holds.

It's possible to find someone with the same feelings towards kids. I have a friend that's married to a woman that doesn't want kids and he couldn't be anymore happier. A rare find IMO, in fact he found her overseas lol

[KiLLeR2001]

^ hit 'em wit da truf!!!

[Brian]

I would like to say that the original post really made me chuckle.

[Tantwoforty]

i want one and im only 21

[BOROSUN]

no more jizz in your pants for you.

[raz0rbladez909]

Originally Posted by Soooshi

I'd totally do it, but I like giving girls goop. F'real.

Originally Posted by BOROSUN

no more jizz in your pants for you.

There has been some misinformation throughout this thread but heres the good news, you can still give em the goop, and jizz in your pants; It just won't have any little swimmers in it.

[axiomatik]

Your priorities and desires do change over the years. I have a coworker who is 45, almost all his life he had no interest in kids or even getting married. Didn't plan on ever getting married. Then he met the person that was right for him, got married, and at about age 40, had a kid. Now he talks about his kid all the time, is den leader for his son's Cub Scouts, etc.

I was never to interested in having kids. My brother and sister are 13 and 15 years younger than me, I grew up with babies in the house and had no interest in repeating that. But now I have a 4 year old and a 6 month old, and your attitude really changes when they are *your* kids. Can the be annoying? Definitely. Do I sometimes want to punch a wall? Sure. But when they smile at you, you forget all that bs.

[Banana_Cute]

Originally Posted by axiomatik

Can the be annoying? Definitely. Do I sometimes want to punch a wall? Sure. But when they smile at you, you forget all that bs.

So fucking true man.

[BoostSlideWayz]

Dude most women will not even consider marriage unless theres a chance of a baby.. Idk why but women love babies.... Literally .... if i ever had that done my girl would leave me because she always talks about us having a family . and ive messed with her saying what if i dont want kids ? and she literally says * i guess ill have to get fertalized then ... some girls are just determined to have em. But if you really look you will find some girl whos down to have a marriage with out any children.

[exitspeed]

Originally Posted by trigjones

Babies, especially, gross me the F out. I think they are one of the ugliest things on the planet behind manatees. I don't think there is a "miracle of childbirth", you had sex, that's the result. 18-25 years of responsibility. I'd rather live a simple life of just me and my girl, or wife if it comes to that. I want to explore the world, and have all the free time I want with my partner.

lol. This is so fucked up, but funny to me too. I always wanted kids, but was never a "kid" kinda person. Like other people's kids I'm like eh. I still am actually. My kid is different though.

I have no advice for you and I really wouldn't seek this kind of advice on a car forum like Zilvia. Maybe a gay ass VW forum yeah, but not Zilvia.

[TurboSE]

I'm 30, got one last year. I'm a pretty normal guy...I do tend to be serial dater though. That said, I still use protection 99% of the time. I did it because I feel the same about kids as you do. Also, I'm fickle and I can't see myself liking, loving or tolerating anyone for 18 years. I'm also selfish, I like my life and I'm not gonna roll the dice because it's what I'm "supposed to do." I'm 30, I don't want to be 50 when I have my life back. Adoption - I can always adopt if my mood changes, there are plenty of great kids in bad situations, i can help them if I ever feel the need. Last, at my age, most girls I meet already have 1 or 2 kids and they're not in the market for more...the ones that are, I don't trust enough to believe them when they say "I'll stay on the pill until you're ready."

First, the procedure. It's the easiest surgery ever, literally 15 mins. The pain is minimal, take Friday off work, chill for the weekend, back to work Monday (Maybe Tues if you're soft or have a very active job.) Get a few bags of frozen corn from Wal-Mart ($0.88) and a case/bottle of your favorite beer/liquor respectively.

The after effects. I still think about what my kids would be named sometimes...it passes quickly. Sometimes i'm sorry I didn't give my parents a grandchild, but that's minor...I don't really know my mom and my dad has his own life. That's really about it.

The girls. if they ask, I tell em I can't have any. If they ask why, I say "It's personal." if they leave, they leave....I'm not willing to be with a girl that is only interested in me for my baby batter anyway.

That's just my 2/100th's of a dollar....follow your gut man.

[marcencar]

Your judgment in posting this on a car site is questionable and shows the lack of common sense, if this was a serious dilemma.

A quick Google search brought up multiple health forums that are more knowledgeable and experienced about this topic. Posting this on a car site where more than half probably still live with their parents and/or still consider dropping their bare balls sack on others for fun.

So too make your decision easier as well as doing the world a favor, please do the procedure. You definitely shouldn't procreate.

[BoostSlideWayz]

I think he just wants insite from others that have the same interests as him...

bottom line, i believe its reversible so get it done. Then if you sometime down the line actually change your mind for some reason just have it reversed.

[marcencar]

Originally Posted by BoostSlideWayz

I think he just wants insite from others that have the same interests as him...

Are you honestly telling me there are many others on this site that are interested in getting a vasectomy....... seriously!? lol

I bet half the kids on this site just barely had their balls drop, much less be interested in getting the cut.

[TurboSE]

Originally Posted by BoostSlideWayz

...bottom line, i believe its reversible so get it done. Then if you sometime down the line actually change your mind for some reason just have it reversed.

My urologist told me "this is to be considered a permanent procedure, while it can be reversed, the chances of conception after the reversal hover around 50%."

Not saying it's impossible, just passing on his opinion. Also, if you don't have kids they probably won't do the operation...unless you lie, they don't check.

[BoostSlideWayz]

Originally Posted by marcencar

Are you honestly telling me there are many others on this site that are interested in getting a vasectomy....... seriously!? lol

I bet half the kids on this site just barely had their balls drop, much less be interested in getting the cut.

No i was saying car wise, hes a car guy asking other car people what they would do. He probably would consider other peoples opinions that share the same interests than someone who doesnt.

Originally Posted by TurboSE

My urologist told me "this is to be considered a permanent procedure, while it can be reversed, the chances of conception after the reversal hover around 50%."

Not saying it's impossible, just passing on his opinion. Also, if you don't have kids they probably won't do the operation...unless you lie, they don't check.

ahh ok, well then thats just something you need to think about like a lot. I always tell my family i wont have kids but they always tell me it will most likely happen either way. but i guess if you genuinely do not want kids then just do it.

[TurboSE]

Originally Posted by BoostSlideWayz

No i was saying car wise, hes a car guy asking other car people what they would do. He probably would consider other peoples opinions that share the same interests than someone who doesnt.



ahh ok, well then thats just something you need to think about like a lot. I always tell my family i wont have kids but they always tell me it will most likely happen either way. but i guess if you genuinely do not want kids then just do it.

It definitely requires a lot thought, and I understand why you asked for other peoples opinions...I did the same, I asked co-workers, but everyone's situation is different. What does your girl think (might be in the thread somewhere, I don't remember)? Bottom line, it's one of the most permanent things you can do to your body and your life, so make sure you do it for the right reasons.

[trigjones]

Originally Posted by TurboSE

It definitely requires a lot thought, and I understand why you asked for other peoples opinions...I did the same, I asked co-workers, but everyone's situation is different. What does your girl think (might be in the thread somewhere, I don't remember)? Bottom line, it's one of the most permanent things you can do to your body and your life, so make sure you do it for the right reasons.

Ya, my girl said "Why the hell did you post it in a car forum. Honestly, I don't know, most of the 240 drivers I see are around 18-22, and ya, still live with their parents. But their balls and brains function, and some of us are starting to plan out our future.

Some of the responses have been down-right ignorant or retarded (no offense to our special needs people), but there have been some f*cking gems of wisdom on here, and its all appreciated.

Originally Posted by TurboSE

It definitely requires a lot thought, and I understand why you asked for other peoples opinions...I did the same, I asked co-workers, but everyone's situation is different. What does your girl think (might be in the thread somewhere, I don't remember)? Bottom line, it's one of the most permanent things you can do to your body and your life, so make sure you do it for the right reasons.

Ya, my girl said "Why the hell did you post it in a car forum. Honestly, I don't know, most of the 240 drivers I see are around 18-22, and ya, still live with their parents. But their balls and brains function, and some of us are starting to plan out our future.

Some of the responses have been down-right ignorant or retarded (no offense to our special needs people), but there have been some f*cking gems of wisdom on here, and its all appreciated.

[axe3112]

I am getting one but I have 3 kids.

[nathanong87]

oh man. i'd be scared

[TheWolf]

I don't understand the lure of vasectomy. The procedure was invented to allow couples, who are married and have had all the kids they wanted, an alternative form of birth control. To allow the wife to be off "the pill" before she drops dead of a blood clot. Since it doesn't protect against HIV or any STD's, in the dating scene it's less than ideal.

As the old wise sage sam kinison said "If you don't trust the p**sy, why are you f**king the p**sy?"

[trigjones]

Originally Posted by TheWolf

I don't understand the lure of vasectomy. The procedure was invented to allow couples, who are married and have had all the kids they wanted, an alternative form of birth control. To allow the wife to be off "the pill" before she drops dead of a blood clot. Since it doesn't protect against HIV or any STD's, in the dating scene it's less than ideal.

As the old wise sage sam kinison said "If you don't trust the p**sy, why are you f**king the p**sy?"

It would be meant, in my case, to make sure that I end up with a girl that also isn't interested in raising a family. In the dating scene, its useful only if the condom breaks or I make a stupid judgment call, which has already happened, and I've had the week of waiting while the girl decided whether to take the RU 486 pill or not.

Originally Posted by lewisfk

no, it doesnt matter how u feel! If u find the right woman and she has the desire to have a kid, now what! Plus i use to assist with the procedure at my clinic and its very easy to due but hard as fuck to undo regardless of the results! this comment is for anyone who is thinking of doing this!

What now? I am assuming this means that Person A (me) is a total p*ssy that can't stand up for himself, and as soon as I meet a girl that wants a kid, I am going to allow her to tell me what to do and what path to take in life.

Any guy out here who feels they need to do what their girlfriend wants beyond reasonable requests needs to man up. Watch Fight Club and pay attention to the dialogue when they are talking about being raised by single mothers. Don't be that dude standing outside the dressing room holding the girls purse. They do that ish so they can put you on display, so every other girl there will know that you can be manipulated.

Stop doing sh*t just because its a girl saying to do it, sex isn't that special that you need to give up your balls to get laid.

[lewisfk]

afghan glitch

[lewisfk]

no, it doesnt matter how u feel! If u find the right woman and she has the desire to have a kid, now what! Plus i use to assist with the procedure at my clinic and its very easy to due but hard as fuck to undo regardless of the results! this comment is for anyone who is thinking of doing this!