Creepy intern at work... hilarity and nausea ensue (pics and vid)

[boosteds13]

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First off, I never thought I would be the one telling one of these stories so if you dont think this could happen to you, think again.

I work as an IT Tech for a local city government. A couple weeks ago, we got a new intern for our department. At first glance, I just assumed he was the typical fat, nerdy type who lacked all social skills but could tear it up on the keyboard. Very shy, won't look you in the eye when you talk to him... that type. So, we stuck him in a back cubicle with our GIS guys (they do the maps for the city).

We noticed that he likes to eat stuff like frozen meatloaf dinners for breakfast (followed by honey buns and mt dew) so he got the inside nickname of "meatloaf". This dude would be sweating at 9am just from sitting there. Well, after a week or so, one of the guys in GIS commented to us that he was always coughing, hacking, grunting and all types of shit from his cubicle. We happened to have a network security camera lying around, so we decided to put it to good use and keep him from knowing it was there.






So we started monitoring him on the camera and using DameWare so we can view his desktop and see just what the hell he does all day since he has no actual work to do at the moment. Aside from the grunts and noises which came as expected, we noticed some interesting sites/chats going on. I will let the screenshots speak for themselves--



Note, his name is Melkorios in case you didn't figure it out from the screenshot.






So at this point, we're like, "WTF is up with this dude?" Not to mention he was always looking up "Expanding breasts" and "Man turning into woman".


Oh and here's a couple pics of our monitoring setup--



We got surveillance video on the left, dameware in the middle and video games on the right (busy at work, I know).



(note the meatloaf dinner box)

So after last Thursday and Friday things started to get a little boring. By this time we knew he was a strange dude and nothing good was happening on camera.

Fast forward to today-- I am at lunch with my family and I get a call on my nextel from my buddy at work. He says to me "Dude, my eyes are burning out of my head right now!" So I say "Ok..." He responds back with, "Meatloaf is fucking jacking off right now and I got that shit on camera and recording!" Keep in mind now, he was doing this with other people in the room with him at the time. I rush back to work, watch the vid and sure as shit, he's going to town on himself. Now at this point, we're laughing our asses off and at the same time grossed out knowing he is touching his dick and then touching the keyboards, mice, microwave, minifridge, etc. So we bring our boss in on it and let him know what's going on. Since Meatloaf had already left for the day and our boss is going on vacation tomorrow, he printed out an email (which he BCC'd our whole dept on). In it he basically stated that his internship was over immediately and that he hopes he can use his "hands on" experience in the future. And yes, the 'hands on' was in quotes in the email. So later today, we got to thinking-- This gross fucker just subjected us to his semen, well now we're going to subject him to the internet. Yep, we posted that shit on break.com, 4chan, etc.

Click for vid.

Before anyone says anything-- He signed an agreement to all types of monitoring because he is in a secure location and not subjected to the webfilter.



__---== CLIFFS NOTES==--__
New intern gets caught jacking off on camera at work.

[svensko]

Wow... just wow.

[MTalon]

That is amazing hahahahaha!!! I can't believe someone would do that, especially at a company he is interning for!

props to you for making me laugh
but shame on you for spying on a poor ol fat kid who likes meatloaf haha

[YoungGun]

Kinda funny, but was the video really necessary?

[lflkajfj12123]

hahahha thats fucking great

i remember a similar story happening to

there was a video of it on break

[rainier]

did you paste this from another forum or was that really from your work?

doesnt matter, but damn, thats fucking disgusting.

[airsoft]

I dont' think your policy involves publicly humiliating & emotional distress from it?

Keep it on the down low not up on youtube... and on zilvia... and put 2 and 2 together...

hes pretty nuts... how did he get the job anyway?!

[mrmunkmunk]

i'd be scared workining with him


props with the camera, haha

[Driven08]

This is fucking hilarious!!!

I cant believe you got him on camera, its sick but funny at the same time!

[DUFFM4N]

i....uhm...

WOW.....i'm just really...WOW

[boosteds13]

Originally Posted by rainier

did you paste this from another forum or was that really from your work?

doesnt matter, but damn, thats fucking disgusting.

It's really from my work... and I originally posted it on Supraforums.

[Andrew Bohan]

amazing

but i don't think consenting to surveillance is the same as consenting to having the resulting surveillance vids posted on public web forums

[Kn1ves]

somebody save him, i think hes having a seizure

[kyoru]

you can play wow at work? wtf? anyways that was some funny ass shit

[svensko]

Originally Posted by Kn1ves

somebody save him, i think hes having a seizure

Haha

[rainier]

as long as his name isnt posted or the place you work i think you'd be okay. just dont claim credit haha

[mRclARK1]

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

amazing

but i don't think consenting to surveillance is the same as consenting to having the resulting surveillance vids posted on public web forums

It's not.

I'm sorry, but as sick and disgusting of a person he may be, you don't need to humiliate the poor guy publicly like that. Just taking your concerns to your boss and leaving it at that would have been the mature thing to do IMO.

[Matej]

Haha.

He'll be coming back with a gun.

[MTalon]

the real question... what was he watching while doing that. Didn't look like porn..

[mademedoit]

Originally Posted by mRclARK1

It's not.

I'm sorry, but as sick and disgusting of a person he may be, you don't need to humiliate the poor guy publicly like that. Just taking your concerns to your boss and leaving it at that would have been the mature thing to do IMO.

Na man I think you should go all the way and post his full name with a pic. I mean you don't get paid to jack off at work, while he was jerkin it you shoulda got some coworkers together and thrown a basketball at him quickly and yelled HEADS UP !!!

[DRavenS13]

Hey, if you're so bold as to jerk it at work, especially for an internship, then you deserve to be broadcast throughout the internet. That's not the time or place to be doing that.

That was funny as shit.

[IdriveaNissan]

Thats messed up...

[TiNMAN]

i woulda hecka noticed the hole in the box

[redZENKI]

dude, he nutted all up in his pants and didn't even clean up! fucking nasty!

[IdriveaNissan]

dont forget to wear gloves when you pick up the keyboard and mouse for burning. he's a hard worker i guess?

[midnightouge]

hahahahahahahaha This is to funny. +rep for making me laugh so hard

[HyperTek]

Originally Posted by redZENKI

dude, he nutted all up in his pants and didn't even clean up! fucking nasty!

u watched teh video? lmao hmmm i havent clicked it..

man thanks for sharing the story, this is better then reality tv lmao.

just hope this kid doesnt take it serious and go postal on you guys.

what kind of position was the job for? shit ill do it, i promise i wont masterbate, ill go in the bathroom if i need to

edit: what the hell is he watching?

[ThatGuy]

Cubicle in the video is not the cubicle in the pictures.

But regardless if it is fake or not, this is inappropriate for Zilvia.net.

for complaints.