ok i see now....oil is bad

[90hatchie]

For all you guys who are opposed to going to war / conflict around the oil interested I am now officially on board. I finally realized we really don't need oil to protect our national interest.

I understand a lot of you get hung up on oil as energy, and I know with solar , wind, and ocean currents generators and government money to subsides the technology we can make it work.

BUT that still leaves us with MILLIONS of other product we need that are oil based

SO, I am in the process of a multipronged campaign.

I am in the process of starting a campaign to bring back whaling on a mass scale. When we move away from oil we are still going to need something for lubrication. Rendered Whale blubber will do the trick. We will still need plastics, I bet a chemist out there can figure how to use blubber in the place of the base oil currently used. We will need fuel oil, blubber is the answer. Cosmetics for the ladies, blubber. Really finding oil was the worst thing that could have happened to the whaling industry, it’s time for a comeback.

I am also aware the recent tidal wave has decimated the small global whaling industry that we had left. As a nation we MUST donate to help rebuild the Japanese fleet.

Knowing that blubber may not totally provide enough energy for home heating and generating energy, AND not want to get to reliant on one energy, I say we kick up the strip mining industry. We will need to massively increase the coal holdings. Strip mining is the answer. You don’t have to send guys in to those death trap mines, you just cut back the earth till you can get at it. PLUS the mountains get in the way of the view.

I haven’t forgotten the tire industry, We need to explore making tires out of leather. Leather(pig skin) is used in the best quality sports balls, I say we contact Good Year and see if they can stitch us up some tires.

I also know not all of you are going to go turn in your gassers for the new electric cars, SO we need to have the American farmer forget about growing nutritional foods and focus on CORN. We can always buy our fruits and vegetable form Mexico. We really have no excuse for letting that valuable farm land be used for anything other than fuel production.

If any of you can help improve on my plan, please let me know. I want it to be as complete as possible.