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*ca18guy* · 03-30-2004, 05:12 AM

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Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

russian · 03-30-2004, 06:28 AM

muhhahahahaa i cant fuckin stop laughing, that is some funny/creative shit.

Ghettokracker71 · 03-30-2004, 07:50 AM

Well,what else could have been done in that situation? lol

TurK · 03-30-2004, 08:33 AM

ROFL i dont even know what to tell ya

S14Speed997 · 03-30-2004, 09:03 AM

Holy SH*T that is hilarious! Maybe she might find out soon, especially if everyone passes it along like i did lol

bri96se · 03-30-2004, 09:49 AM

That was some funny shit! (no pun intended) I have tears coming out my eyes from laughing so hard.

*crioten* · 03-30-2004, 11:18 AM

OMFG...hahaha, i would totally freak out and prolly kill myself. that has to be one of the funniest things ive ever read roflmao

Var · 03-30-2004, 11:40 AM

hahaaaaahahahaaaaa .....hahahahahaaahaahahahaa
unholy shit

should have smeared it on her face, or maybe gave her a hitler. lol

-E- · 03-30-2004, 11:55 AM

o shit hahahahahahahahaha

Bbandit · 03-30-2004, 11:56 AM

shoot dang boy tell you what...
thats just wrong... bahahahahahahah
how come the girl didnt woke up at all... cuz i bet its smelly as hell..

Ricer240sx · 03-30-2004, 12:15 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats hillarous!!

rancid240 · 03-30-2004, 04:37 PM

smart move...i would have probably panicked and jumped out of the window.

Zemus · 03-30-2004, 05:08 PM

HAHAHAH awesome, a bit ruthless, I think I would have woke her up, and said "Look what you did!!" BAD GIRL!! BBAAAAD GIRL. So then she would feel all about and make up with ya, and then you could get on with your life, also it would never be blamed on you, cuz she would never say ANYTHING!

Grey240Drift · 03-30-2004, 09:53 PM

ha ha ha ha ha lol lol aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
I allmost shit MY pants when i read that

mk20116 · 03-31-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zemus

HAHAHAH awesome, a bit ruthless, I think I would have woke her up, and said "Look what you did!!" BAD GIRL!! BBAAAAD GIRL. So then she would feel all about and make up with ya, and then you could get on with your life, also it would never be blamed on you, cuz she would never say ANYTHING!

that would've been so ...damn blackmail....get her to give you a bit of luvin. till you....

WilloW · 03-30-2004, 10:59 PM

Holy shit ball, that is nasty.

Burmonster · 03-31-2004, 12:09 AM

Now thats some funny....um...crap.

Seriously, that fucking funny. I think would have just left.
Ahahahhaahahhahaahhaha, its still funny the second time I read through it.

03-30-2004, 11:40 AM	#8
Var Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 43 Posts: 5,032 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Var Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahaaaaahahahaaaaa .....hahahahahaaahaahahahaa unholy shit should have smeared it on her face, or maybe gave her a hitler. lol __________________ Hi

03-30-2004, 11:56 AM	#10
Bbandit Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas and now Jakarta Age: 43 Posts: 2,674 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Bbandit Feedback Score: 0 reviews	shoot dang boy tell you what... thats just wrong... bahahahahahahah how come the girl didnt woke up at all... cuz i bet its smelly as hell.. __________________ ==>>TGL GARAGE<<==.. RIP! S13 coupe KA-T @ 0.5 Bar = SOLD! A31 Cefiro + SR = Current

03-30-2004, 12:15 PM	#11
Ricer240sx Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Green Bay WI Age: 40 Posts: 615 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats hillarous!! __________________ 00 impreza 2.5rs sedan...dd 00 impreza 2.5rs coupe....EJ255, goin rwd!!

03-30-2004, 05:08 PM	#13
Zemus Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minneapols Age: 40 Posts: 2,268 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Zemus Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAH awesome, a bit ruthless, I think I would have woke her up, and said "Look what you did!!" BAD GIRL!! BBAAAAD GIRL. So then she would feel all about and make up with ya, and then you could get on with your life, also it would never be blamed on you, cuz she would never say ANYTHING! __________________ \|Ziptied.com\|Hybrid Z\|D-Town Forum\|Clubfr.net\|

03-30-2004, 10:59 PM	#16
WilloW Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: * ** Posts: 1,529 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy shit ball, that is nasty. __________________

03-30-2004, 06:28 AM	#2
russian Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dallas TX Age: 42 Posts: 1,336 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	muhhahahahaa i cant fuckin stop laughing, that is some funny/creative shit. __________________ I must break you.

03-30-2004, 07:50 AM	#3
Ghettokracker71 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Don't look now... Age: 38 Posts: 3,327 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well,what else could have been done in that situation? lol

03-30-2004, 08:33 AM	#4
TurK Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FL Posts: 966 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ROFL i dont even know what to tell ya

03-30-2004, 09:03 AM	#5
S14Speed997 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 45 Posts: 527 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy SH*T that is hilarious! Maybe she might find out soon, especially if everyone passes it along like i did lol

03-30-2004, 09:49 AM	#6
bri96se Leaky Injector Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DULUTH , GA Age: 49 Posts: 121 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That was some funny shit! (no pun intended) I have tears coming out my eyes from laughing so hard.

03-30-2004, 11:55 AM	#9
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 43 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	o shit hahahahahahahahaha

03-30-2004, 04:37 PM	#12
rancid240 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Irvine CA Posts: 2,770 Trader Rating: (72) Feedback Score: 72 reviews	smart move...i would have probably panicked and jumped out of the window.

03-30-2004, 09:53 PM	#14
Grey240Drift Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan Age: 40 Posts: 49 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ha ha ha ha ha lol lol aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I allmost shit MY pants when i read that

03-31-2004, 12:09 AM	#17
Burmonster Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Woodstock, Georgia Age: 46 Posts: 652 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Now thats some funny....um...crap. Seriously, that fucking funny. I think would have just left. Ahahahhaahahhahaahhaha, its still funny the second time I read through it. __________________ Fat girls are like scooters...they are fun until your friends see you riding one. "Did you ever think that it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others?" A -> B