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*sykikchimp* · 04-30-2004, 12:00 PM

Duct Tape, Contrary To Popular Opinion, Is Not Good For Fixing Everything!

Jeff Walks Into A Bar And Sees His Friend Paul Slumped Over The Bar.

He Walks Over And Asks Paul What's Wrong.

"well," Replies Paul, "you Know That Beautiful Girl At Work That I Wanted To Ask Out, But I Got An Erection Every Time I Saw Her?"

"yes," Replies Jeff With A Laugh.

"well," Says Paul, Straightening Up, "i Finally Plucked Up The Courage To Ask Her Out, And She Agreed."

"that's Great!" Says Jeff, "when Are You Going Out?"

"i Went To Meet Her This Evening," Continues Paul, "but I Was Worried I'd Get An Erection Again. So I Got Some Duct Tape And Taped My Penis To My Leg, So If I Did, It Wouldn't Show."

"sensible" Says Jeff.

"so I Get To Her Door," Says Paul, "and I Rang Her Doorbell. She Answered It In The Sheerest, Tiniest Dress You Ever Saw."

"and What Happened Then?"

"i Kicked Her In The Face!"

brianglawson · 04-30-2004, 12:05 PM

hahahaahahahahahahahahaha......that is the shit ....made my day

TRUENOCOUPE · 04-30-2004, 12:36 PM

PFFFTTTTT

nokeone · 04-30-2004, 01:34 PM

hahaha....ahhh good laugh..good laugh..

boro240 · 04-30-2004, 01:45 PM

haha, i actually laughed out loud. good stuff.

No Motiv · 04-30-2004, 01:52 PM

omg that was hilarious

Bbandit · 04-30-2004, 02:04 PM

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sleep*
That was a good one man... a great laughter for a boring day at work

S14Speed997 · 04-30-2004, 02:10 PM

Thats actually a true story..........it happened to me, well my leg didnt kick her in the face, you guessed it...My 'shroomtip wacked her, gave her a tattoo on her cheek.........

Steeles · 04-30-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by S14Speed997

Thats actually a true story..........it happened to me, well my leg didnt kick her in the face, you guessed it...My 'shroomtip wacked her, gave her a tattoo on her cheek.........

why were you asking out toddlers? perv you should be ashamed of yourself

S14Speed997 · 04-30-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeles

why were you asking out toddlers? perv you should be ashamed of yourself

You didnt know? I'm a member of MJC , the Michael Jackson Club

WilloW · 04-30-2004, 11:42 PM

Ahahhah, damn that's a good one

**Phlip** · 04-30-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by S14Speed997

You didnt know? I'm a member of MJC , the Michael Jackson Club

... A subdivision of G.G.W.K....
Getting Gay With Kids

... An offshoot of N.A.M.B.L.A....
North American Man Boy Love Association

Salty_X · 05-01-2004, 12:02 PM

Actually GGWK is from an episode of South Park.

**Phlip** · 05-01-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty_X

Actually GGWK is from an episode of South Park.

And so was NAMBLA, I watch southpark entirely too much for someone my age...

...ANY age for that matter.

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Originally Posted by Steeles

Trust me you dont know the HALF of that

Hell, you've known me a hair over 2 years now and you BARELY know the half of that...

Burmonster · 05-01-2004, 03:23 PM

[QUOTE=PHLIP]And so was NAMBLA, I watch southpark entirely too much for someone my age...QUOTE]

Acutally NAMBLA is a real organization. I remember my senior year in highschool when that South Park episode came out, me and my buddy found the website for them. Its some wierd shit. I dont even want to look for it again.

**Phlip** · 05-01-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Burmonster

Acutally NAMBLA is a real organization. I remember my senior year in highschool when that South Park episode came out, me and my buddy found the website for them. Its some wierd shit. I dont even want to look for it again.

You mean that they weren't joking about the North American Man Boy Love Association? I am scared to even think about wanting to look for it, if even just to verify it's existence...

S14Speed997 · 05-03-2004, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PHLIP

You mean that they weren't joking about the North American Man Boy Love Association? I am scared to even think about wanting to look for it, if even just to verify it's existence...

Im a member of NAMBLA also.......National Association of Matthew Broderick Look Alikes

pruto · 05-01-2004, 03:32 PM

yeah, NAMBLA is fucked up, and its real...

04-30-2004, 12:00 PM	#1
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 44 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Bad use of Duct Tape?! Duct Tape, Contrary To Popular Opinion, Is Not Good For Fixing Everything! Jeff Walks Into A Bar And Sees His Friend Paul Slumped Over The Bar. He Walks Over And Asks Paul What's Wrong. "well," Replies Paul, "you Know That Beautiful Girl At Work That I Wanted To Ask Out, But I Got An Erection Every Time I Saw Her?" "yes," Replies Jeff With A Laugh. "well," Says Paul, Straightening Up, "i Finally Plucked Up The Courage To Ask Her Out, And She Agreed." "that's Great!" Says Jeff, "when Are You Going Out?" "i Went To Meet Her This Evening," Continues Paul, "but I Was Worried I'd Get An Erection Again. So I Got Some Duct Tape And Taped My Penis To My Leg, So If I Did, It Wouldn't Show." "sensible" Says Jeff. "so I Get To Her Door," Says Paul, "and I Rang Her Doorbell. She Answered It In The Sheerest, Tiniest Dress You Ever Saw." "and What Happened Then?" "i Kicked Her In The Face!" __________________

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S14Speed997 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 45 Posts: 527 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thats actually a true story..........it happened to me, well my leg didnt kick her in the face, you guessed it...My 'shroomtip wacked her, gave her a tattoo on her cheek......... __________________ I love signatures that aren't over 400x200!

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Burmonster Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Woodstock, Georgia Age: 46 Posts: 652 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	[QUOTE=PHLIP]And so was NAMBLA, I watch southpark entirely too much for someone my age...QUOTE] Acutally NAMBLA is a real organization. I remember my senior year in highschool when that South Park episode came out, me and my buddy found the website for them. Its some wierd shit. I dont even want to look for it again. __________________ Fat girls are like scooters...they are fun until your friends see you riding one. "Did you ever think that it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others?" A -> B

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