When you gonna let me tap that?

[reelyfast]

(continued from a conversation before hand)
Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important..
Girl: Okay.. And that is?
Me: It's vary important......
Girl: Spit it out already
Me: When are you gonna let me hit that?
Girl: You serious?
Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down?
(.....pause.....)
Me: Chelzzzzzz.
Girl: Okay prove it and we can.

S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room
I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

Originally Posted by reelyfast

(continued from a conversation before hand)
Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important..
Girl: Okay.. And that is?
Me: It's vary important......
Girl: Spit it out already
Me: When are you gonna let me hit that?
Girl: You serious?
Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down?
(.....pause.....)
Me: Chelzzzzzz.
Girl: Okay prove it and we can.

S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room
I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

ah yes, the beauty of living in alabama... you can impress 14 year old girls by renting a room and STILL not go to jail! i love it.


here's mine

me> sup bitch, when you gonna give me some of that POONANNAY
her> mike... what are you talking about????!?
me> nothing mom. how's everything?


sorry, had to take it there...

[reelyfast]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

ah yes, the beauty of living in alabama... you can impress 14 year old girls by renting a room and STILL not go to jail! i love it.


here's mine

me> sup bitch, when you gonna give me some of that POONANNAY
her> mike... what are you talking about????!?
me> nothing mom. how's everything?


sorry, had to take it there...

Well she is my age, but I'm sure that does happen here. Not by me though!


lmao. nice.

[jamg]

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

[reelyfast]

Originally Posted by jamg

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

Terrorizing womens everywhere
I joke.

[Future240]

Originally Posted by jamg

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

This is the 2nd forum I have seen it on. Still funny though. If only I was single.....

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Me: hey guess what!
her: what cholo
me: I'm having a baby!
her: REALLY! congratulations!
me: speaking of babies....
me: when you gunna let me tap that?
her: haha wut?
her: so are you really having a baby? boy or girl? name?
me: yes, but back to a more serious conversations let me hit them skinzzzz
her: And you wonder why Wendy freaks out and doesn't trust you
me: yeah yeah yeah, life is short and I ain't got much time so how bout it?
her: I think I'm turning lesbian
me: what does a lesbian have that I don't have? Hell, I lick butt, what lesbian do you know licks butt? AND I have a penis. Lesbians don't have penis'.
her: hahahaha you're crazy.
me: So is that a maybe?
*logs off*
me: helllllllllooooloooooo?
her: I'm back
me: hi sweety
her: hi
me: so we gunna fuck tonight or tomorrow?
her: sheesh
me: is sheesh german for yes?
her: Now I know you're serious but we can't be talking about this on here.
me: so we should meet at some dirty hotel?
her: no
me: Angelina
her: what? who's Angelina?
me: my babies name. So when we fuggin?
her: cute name and no.
me: did you mean to say no or on such as jump on my penis?
me: I swear to you if you allow my penis in you I won't even wear a condom. it's a good deal you should take it!
her: hahaha
me: (provides the link to the site)
her: What's this?
me: read it
her: is this going on there?
me: no, I swear to god, I won't put it on that site.
her: ok.
her: I'm like 5 pages deep right now, this is funny
me: I know huh
her: I lust you with all my guts and loins but I gots to go make dinner for the young ones
me: wait!
me: before you go!
Me: nudes or die!
she signs off.

[XperienceM5G]

me: <insert name here>, I have a serious question for you.
her: what is it?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: that was the serious question? pttf. whenever you want. duhh.
10 minutes pass
her: I was kidding?
me: I wasnt.
end

me: hey ive got a serious question that I gotta get off my chest.
her: yes?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: are you fucking with me .. =p
me: i'm deadly serious
her: who is this?
me: this is definitely not you.
20 minutes later
her: call me.
end

[DALAZ_68]

Originally Posted by DreamN

This one I sent to my girl

Me: What up babe... so when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Her: Do you have an appointment?
Me: WTF? Not cool
Her: Stop reading that stupid forum.
Me: I <3 j00 lol
Her: Love you too.

LOL
that just made my day...

[mkomar24]

I dont have texting.....more money for drifting that way lol.

So I just asked the GF anyways and she gave me the finger. Fuck my life.

[s14_driver]

Me: im bored entertain me
Her: no you entertain me
Me: when you gonna let me tap (yes i did send the pic)
Her: never jerk lol
Me: aww y not
Her: cuz no n***a
Me: plz
(about 20 min later)
Me: so is that a yes
Her: no
Me: do i gotta take you on a date first?
Her: n***a please
Me: what?
(12 hours later)
Me: why you stop txt me?
(4 hours later)
Her: i went mimis
Me: lame
Her: never
Me: you never answered my question
Her: what question
Me: do i have to take you on a date
Her: for what
Me: to let me tap that
Her: never
Me: y
Her: u aint gonna tap nothing
Me: yes im gonna tap ur booty
Her: nope
Me: porque
Her: porque no
Me: thats not a good answer
Her: well no
Me: ur mean
Her: no u r
Me: how am i mean
Her: cus you wanna tap that
Me: well what do you want me to say
Her: what is that supposed to mean
Me: what do you want me to say
Her: you tell me
Me: i already told you what i said and you called me mean for it so what would you want me to say it in a nice way
Her: meany
Me: how am i a meany
Her:cuz u r
Me: explain
Her: cuz you wanna tap it
Me: thats not being mean
Her: yea it is lol
Me: is it cause of how i said it
Her: huh
Me: y r u saing that im mean because i wanna tap that ass
Her: yea
Me: but how does that make me mean
Her: nvm boy
Me: so thats a yes
Her: nope
Me: yea so where can i get a good hotel
Her: you an asshole lol
Me: fine then i wont get a hotel...but my car is pretty small inside so we should use urs
Her: what a jerk you wish
Me: i dont have to wish cause its gonna happen...we can go to the drive in
Her: never gonna happen
Me: so you dont wanna go to the drive in with me :'(
Her: nope
Her: what gave you that idea boy
Me: ur mean
Her: how
Me: you dont wanna go to the drive in
Her: duh cuz u wanna just tap it n nope
Me: what if i want more

(im still txting her ill post the rest later)

[finalimport]

LOL thats to funny

[thisisastickup]

Me: Hey, I have a serious question for you. Like life or death serious.
Her: Okay wat is it
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: HAHA, any time, any time.
Me: sweet!
Her: how many people did you text that to?
Me: just you.

update in a minute.

[SochBAT]

Omegle = WIN.

Not 100% win, but win enough.

-------------

Stranger: hey
You: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: now
You: saweeeet
Stranger: totally
Stranger: do it
You: okay
You: my floppy disk is now a hard drive
You: I am ready to probe your G slot
You: take your anti-virus panties off
Stranger: omg
You: yes, it is a huge file

[Okinawandrifter87]

Me: I have a question
Her: Yes?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: OMG? Tap? Your silly!
Me: So is that a yes?
Her:
Me: Well you didnt say no!! Woo hoo
Her: Nope I didnt!

[I LUV MY S13]

hahaha^^^

so wrong

[Okinawandrifter87]

You can still jokingly ask it as long as the people know you and know your not completely serious lol.

[SochBAT]

Stranger: im m
You: when can i tap that ass?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but
Stranger: im different
Stranger: im not like other men
You: how so?
You: do you not have an asshole?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i dont have asshole
Stranger: i got big dick
You: fuckk it
You: i'l fuck you in the dick
You: my dick will go in your dickhole
You: see?
Stranger: it can
Stranger: cuz
You: we can thrust into each others dick
Stranger: mine is too big
You: agreed. DickThrusting!

----

Win.

[Azimmer]

me: so when can i tap that
her:well damn kid i hinted around sunday when i asked why dont you just come over, when do you wanna tap it il pencil you in.

haha im in it

[flip3d]

me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: lol um never?
me: damn. harsh. check out this link. i got bored so im sending that message to everyone. Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation
her: hahah yeah okay. you must be bored.
me: hah. yep. anyways... when you gonna let me tap dat? :P
her: 2012. the worlds gunna end anyways
me: its a date then. ill hold you to it
her: haha okay we'll see.

[zenki.life]

i wonder how many of you completely made up your "conversations"? hmmmm

[flip3d]

omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!

me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: Lmao. You're fucking hilarious! Haha. . . What's up?
me: You think I'm joking? Serious question.
her: Are you being serious? And don't Fuck around just to get a laugh.lol.
me: Well, shit. Now I'm serious. 100%.
her: wow. . . never thought i'd dear this from you.lol
me: So.. yes? no? perhaps? maybe?
her: sure =)

[Okinawandrifter87]

WOW on this one lol

Me: I have a question
Her: I have an answer
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: You serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: You know im taken right?
Me: You still havent answered my question tho
Her: Im sorry hun but im not gonna cheat on Martin.. I would say yes if I wasnt taken.


Mins later...

Her: You can have my lil sis if you want.. shes a good girl
Me: Ur sis lol? she would let me tap that?
Her: Ya she would and shes hot too!!
Me: pics?


waiting on response now lol hahaha

[Gnnr]

Originally Posted by Okinawandrifter87

WOW on this one lol

Me: I have a question
Her: I have an answer
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: You serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: You know im taken right?
Me: You still havent answered my question tho
Her: Im sorry hun but im not gonna cheat on Martin.. I would say yes if I wasnt taken.


Mins later...

Her: You can have my lil sis if you want.. shes a good girl
Me: Ur sis lol? she would let me tap that?
Her: Ya she would and shes hot too!!
Me: pics?


waiting on response now lol hahaha

lol. I demand pics. Someone better get laid from this. This thread is hilarious, I'm reading the pBnation one too. lol.

[kevmeistah21]

me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course
me- serious answer please..
her-im getting scared now, what is it about?
me-when are you gonna let me smash?
her-omg kevin are you serious.
me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes.
her-where's your girlfriend?
me-she's out of town.
her- til when..
me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then.
her- oh, well... i'll think about it.
me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough.
her-are you drunk by any chance?
me- no.
her-k
me-so..?

didn't respond..

[reelyfast]

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course
me- serious answer please..
her-im getting scared now, what is it about?
me-when are you gonna let me smash?
her-omg kevin are you serious.
me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes.
her-where's your girlfriend?
me-she's out of town.
her- til when..
me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then.
her- oh, well... i'll think about it.
me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough.
her-are you drunk by any chance?
me- no.
her-k
me-so..?

didn't respond..

that was thrilling to read.
she most definitely WANTS

[kevmeistah21]

Originally Posted by reelyfast

that was thrilling to read.
she most definitely WANTS

she was my ex that i dropped like 7 months ago, but still friends. She won't let me hit cause of my current girlfriend.

[reelyfast]

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

she was my ex that i dropped like 7 months ago, but still friends. She won't let me hit cause of my current girlfriend.

I see. I wasn't meaning to be offensive, if it was seen that way.



May this thread go on to be remarkable

[HyperTek]

lmao best summer thread ever!

[Okinawandrifter87]

Seriously the best summer thread!!! Keep going!!