Post your funniest encounter with a cop

[MrMigs]

Originally Posted by Gizmo_S13

Well I got a pretty good one.

It's 9:30PM or so and My girlfriend wanted cookies from Mickey D's and just as I go into the street a cop turns his lights on me and I just thought "What the fuck did I do?!?! I pull into this swap meet parking lot and a all of a sudden four more cop cars show up and surround my car ! So now there's 10 Officers looking at me and all I hear is "O0oo this car looks clean he's gonna have a couple mods to his" (I only had the car for less than a month. All I had was a Exhaust and JDM 1 Pc Headlights.) So they start placing bets saying "Oh He's got 10 at least.""Naw maybe 12!" Random ass numbers and I'm just sitting there with a big smile on my face and the cop who originally pulled me over says "alright kid, Pop the hood!" haha and I was like "can I get out and see too!" He says "Sure! C'mon on out!" *Pop the hood and walk to the front of the car and show 'em the stockness!" and they're all like "What the fawk! It's stock!" HAHA I say "I know! I've only had it for a month!" hahahahahaah then one says "well, what about the headers?" I smile and say "No Heatshield." haha and they just walk back to their cars and say "damn! the next one the next one!" Cops leave right and I leave the parking lot and not even two blocks down all the cops are surrounding a little Civic haahahahhaha!

I was never bothered by the Rialto PD cops! Good times hahahahaha

LoL! I like this one... cops are always like WTF when they pop the hood and it's 100% stock.

[SochBAT]

So the other week, I drove down to Austin (I moved to Texsux y'all!!) to visit my visiting GF there. Anywho, i'm driving back, and the highways become streets and then back to highways. Weird as fuck. Anywho, I'm in Early, TX and I pull into a mall parking lot because I got kinda lost. My BBerry's GPS was acting weird. Anywho, a cop had been following me for a while and decided now was a good time to get me.

Cop - Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me - You pulled me over?
Cop - Yea. You pulled in, I pulled in behind you.
Me - I didn't see the lights sir. Sorry.
Cop - I didn't use the lights.
Me - That explains why I didn't see the lights.
Cop - Yea. I didn't feel like using the lights because you already pulled over.
Me - Oh. Cool. Well, lights kinda help inform the driver about being pulled over. Was there a specific reason you pulled me over Officer?
Cop - Yea. Did you know your tail light was out?
Me - My tail light?
Cop - Yeap. Your left tail light.
Me - Really? Driverside taillight?

This entire time, he's pronouncing it LAH-T. And i'm pronouncing it as Light. Going back and forth enunciating it harder and more clearly than the previous time. License and Reg.

Comes back and asks "Is there something you want to tell me?"

Me - Light?
Cop - (chuckles) Did you know your drivers license is suspended?
Me - ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Cop - Yeap. Well, no. But it says right (rah-t) here it is.
Me - WTF! Thats not RIGHT!

this goes on for a few minutes, and my cheeks hurt like shit from smiling. Anywho, the cops cool and writes me a ticket for fixing the tail light and issues it as a warning. He sums the entire situation with his crazy funky talk, and says "Boy, you just made my day."
Me - You know, happy endings normally cost 75 bucks.
Cop - (chuckle) here in Texas, its free when you got to prison.

He then tells me were the closest autoparts shop is and escorts me. No Homo.

[Team DET]

i got pulled over for speeding going about 120 in the Titan around 11:30pm

Me-Fuck Speeding ticket for sure
Officer -License and Insurance , Reg
Officer-You know how fast you were going
Me-sorry I didn't look
Officer -95
Me-(Thinking in my head)WTF wrong lol
Officer-What's the rush
Me-Got to get up early 2mrw for work
Officer-You on probation
Me-No
Officer-Been to jail
Me-No
Officer-Want to
Me- No
Officer-runs my plates and comes back Ok have a nice night drive safe
Me-Ok thanks

That would never would have happen in the 240 lol

[miravete]

mine:

i was selling my 93 civic hatch with jdm b16 to a guy that came down from los angeles to tecate.

its like a 4hr + drive...anyways...

so where i live is a rural area, so no chps, or local police, just sheriffs.

guy shows up to buy my car, so he wants to test drive it first.

so hes driving, and im on the back seat cuz im all jdm and didnt have a passenger seat.

so like three blocks down, sheriff pulls us over.

cop: license, insurance and registration.
buyer: sure, but its not my car officer.
me: its my car officer.
cop: im not talking to you yet.
me: sorry.

cop leaves then comes back

cop: driver get it out. you stay in. (me)

20mins later

cop: so, what are you doing with this registered gang member?
me: im sorry what? this is my car, he wants to buy it, he's test driving it.
cop: ok. you got any drugs? doing some drug deals?
me: no.

cop leaves, the other guy comes back.

driver/gang member: dude wtf! you know how much money i spent trying to clean my record.
me: what?
driver/gangmember: i used to be in drugs and in a gang, and i was registered as a gang member, but i paid my dues and it was taken off my record. how come it came up on his records?
me: mmm, cuz hes a sheriff? he's higher than regular cops i think. so um, you like the car?
driver/gangmember: yeah, pretty good. lets try it out better.

lol

[Dignity]

Originally Posted by 90hatchie

The best lol I've had all day.

[silviaguy240]

Originally Posted by jspaeth

True story:

My best friend got pulled over going 88 in a 35 about 3 years ago in his EG hatch.

Literally ended up paying a $15 ticket for a tailight or something.

Kid is so lucky it is ridiculous.....happened in Delaware.

where the fuck was this? haha, better have not been newark. i got pulled over for doing "50" in a 35 and he knocked it down to 44 so it was 9 over and it was like a $75 ticket.

[Motoskin]

i got pulled over and searched one time.. cop comes back with my phone after searching me and all my homies... says isn't this an ae86..

[miravete]

Originally Posted by Motoskin

i got pulled over and searched one time.. cop comes back with my phone after searching me and all my homies... says isn't this an ae86..

is/was it?

[TheConstipated]

Was delivering pizza and I got pulled over no more than a hundred feet away from my destination. So I had to call the people that ordered. Told them I got pulled over (would have been awhile) and that if they wanted to walk over to get it. They asked how far I was and I told them to just come out and look at the police lights.

[nismo619]

ok so LONG story short....

I got pulled over cuz my car was "reported stolen" which idk why cuz i never reported it stolen, and it wasnt stolen, but anyways i get harrassed for awhile guns out and me on the ground... well after they chilled out a little they actually looked at my paper work and relixed i was the registered owner and everything was legit, well they were searching my car and the sargent asked me if i had any weapons or drugs in the car while i was sitting on the curb, and i told him no. well he yelled to the officers in the car.. he said he has a gun and some pot !! i was like whoa whoa whoa no i dont. and he was like im just kidding with you guys (to the officers) and asked me if that scared me at all ha ha. well they were kinda pissed that they called out three patrol cars and 6 officers to get nothing so while im still on the curb still talking the the sargent he tells them to go look under my hood for illegal mods. i was like oh shit... cuz i have a blacktop sr... well they open the hood and are all over it, lookng inot every crack of the damn thing, and the sarget asks so what does it have ? the officers said he just has an illegal intake. lol well the sergent knew there had to be more so he went to my car and was looking over everything too, and at this point i said its stock with a legal k&n intake. well little did i know, he knew one of the ref guys, and called him out to the scene to inspect my car. well he came out and instantly when he seen it said to me oh i didnt know 240s came stock with a turbo, lol i was like yeah its nissans uped model and they are hard to find. he was like oh ok but it has an illegal intake. so all and all i got a ref ticket for the intake but i didnt go to the ref i just seen the judge and told her how i just smogged it and i had to pay $20. true story

[MrMigs]

^ lol bluff for the win haha

[nismo619]

i wasnt kidding that really happened lol

[TeamFRAT]

No No No...YOU bluffing the cop. Not you bluffing us..I hope none of us thought that was true, yet this is zilvia.......

[miravete]

Originally Posted by nismo619

i wasnt kidding that really happened lol

ref guy is gonna feel pretty dumb when he finds out it was all a bluff lol

[iHeartTheTouge]

Originally Posted by Tearlessj

Cops always ask if I have weird weapons on me. Any nuclears in the car? Got any grenades in the truck?

I read somewhere they do that to test people they suspect of trafficking drugs. Depending on the way you react to those questions, they'll try to search your car.

Back in 2007 maybe, I went with a couple friends to snag some used tires from behind the local dealerships and shops for drift spares. Night was going good. Got some nice Hankooks and Coopers from behind the VW and Audi dealer, still with plenty of tread. Also got something from behind a BMW dealer, cant remember.

The last place we went to was a Firestone next door to one of the shops I worked for. Finished loading up the van and headed back to my house. Apparently there was a couple dropping their car off to be worked on in the morning, and thought we were stealing tires. As we're pulling into my neighborhood, a cop passes us. We didnt know it, but he turned around and hauled ass after us! We're sitting at the stop sign, literally infront of my house at 3am when he pulls up behind us with his lights on and sits there for a little bit.

He walks up and starts asking us questions, "What are we doing with all these tires?", "Where did we get them from?" Pretty soon we have 11 COP CARS BEHIND, INFRONT, AND TO THE SIDES OF US INFRONT OF MY HOUSE!!

We went on to explain to them that we were doing nothing wrong, picking up used tires for drift spares, and actually doing the shops a favor. He wouldnt believe us. So I explained to him what happens with used tires, still doesnt believe me. This whole time you can hear several of the cops behind the van miming drifting and making tire screeching sounds.
He calls the manager or someone of Firestone and he tells him, word for word, "Let them take as many tires as they want."

We chit chat with the cops for a little bit and then they all leave. We had to call up everybody to tell them what just happened; when Cop Number 12 comes speeding through the neighborhood. He sees he missed everything, we wave, and guns it out of the area.

One of my neighbors told me he thought it was a drug sting or something and thought bullets were gonna be flying. My nocturnal korean neighbor came out and talked to us a bit about it. He thought it was hilarious.

Fuck thats long.

[JBao]

fuck this thread is good..

I got pulled with my pants down once...

We were on a hill in this residential with a bunch of foreclosed houses, no cars on the street and city lights ahead.

I see the spotlight come around the corner and I'm thinking (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck). We scramble to get our belongings gathered and the cop has me roll down the window

Cop: lic and reg?
Me: yes...but its on the floor somewhere..
Cop: Please step out of the car.
Me: uhh...
Cop: go ahead and button up (shines light on me)

we find my wallet and hes checking my info outside of the car

Cop: Can I ask what you two were doing out herE?
Me: admiring the city lights.
Cop: I can respect that. Is she of age?
Me: YUP!
Cop: Alright. have a... nice night (wink).

[bik]

U wanna hear funny stories U dont belive Mexico cops...

I have friends than have street race in front of cops, get chased for a few minutes and then out run them... park in a dark street for a few minutes waiting the cops stop looking for him...15 min later they find him get him in the police car going to the police station and still talk out of it with a small bribe (is that word right?) of $400 pesos, (like $30 dollars)

but here is my fun story, hope u understand cause my bad english

when i was kinda young yet (around 16) me and 4 of my friends got drunk but after the alcohol run off, we decide to take a walk looking for some food (in mexico there is hot dogs stands all night for people getting off parties) well we dont find nothing was kinda late like 4:00 am, so we was walking on a avenue side walk and i hear some kind of water pouring, when i turn around a friend of mine was pissing while he was walking in the street!, i think my self "hope a cop dont show off" and pooff! the appear in front of us =/ they put us against the wall and everything saying have to take my friend to jail, we start talking with them beggin for let him go please and one of the cops (was only 2 of them) tell his partner with a "over acting" voice: "we can call the judge and u can pay the fine right here" i almost exploded laffing out, so we say "ok" and one cop went to the radio ACTING he was talking to the radio and came back "the judge say is $200 pesos", we made a poll and only had $180, "we only have $180" we said, and the cop say "that is ok", turn to his partner and give him the money "take it... give it, to the judge" with the worst acting ever. was so funny, yeah they let us go, we laffed about it for months =P

This last one sounds like a good scene for a movie or somehting:

one time a friend of mine got pull over and he was drunk, when the cop arrive to my friends window my friend trying to look cool and ok said "is a problem officer" an dhe took a gulp of his beer -_-; the cop told him he was trunk have to take him to jail etc etc etc, at the end my fried directly said "how much to let me go?" the cop said "$200 pesos", my drunk dumb friend took out a $500 bill and ask him "have change for 500?", and the cop said "yes, i have change in the police car" he took the $500 bill went to his patrol and took off ^_^

[moocowmoo]

Originally Posted by JBao

fuck this thread is good..

I got pulled with my pants down once...

We were on a hill in this residential with a bunch of foreclosed houses, no cars on the street and city lights ahead.

I see the spotlight come around the corner and I'm thinking (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck). We scramble to get our belongings gathered and the cop has me roll down the window

Cop: lic and reg?
Me: yes...but its on the floor somewhere..
Cop: Please step out of the car.
Me: uhh...
Cop: go ahead and button up (shines light on me)

we find my wallet and hes checking my info outside of the car

Cop: Can I ask what you two were doing out herE?
Me: admiring the city lights.
Cop: I can respect that. Is she of age?
Me: YUP!
Cop: Alright. have a... nice night (wink).

same thing happened to me, except it was a security guard with a gem car and a flashlight, lol only in riverside. lol

[diomedes]

Originally Posted by 90hatchie

I LOL so hard and can't keep on thinking of how embarrassed that cop must have felt.

[veeates36]

Originally Posted by bik

U wanna hear funny stories U dont belive Mexico cops...

I have friends than have street race in front of cops, get chased for a few minutes and then out run them... park in a dark street for a few minutes waiting the cops stop looking for him...15 min later they find him get him in the police car going to the police station and still talk out of it with a small bribe (is that word right?) of $400 pesos, (like $30 dollars)

but here is my fun story, hope u understand cause my bad english

when i was kinda young yet (around 16) me and 4 of my friends got drunk but after the alcohol run off, we decide to take a walk looking for some food (in mexico there is hot dogs stands all night for people getting off parties) well we dont find nothing was kinda late like 4:00 am, so we was walking on a avenue side walk and i hear some kind of water pouring, when i turn around a friend of mine was pissing while he was walking in the street!, i think my self "hope a cop dont show off" and pooff! the appear in front of us =/ they put us against the wall and everything saying have to take my friend to jail, we start talking with them beggin for let him go please and one of the cops (was only 2 of them) tell his partner with a "over acting" voice: "we can call the judge and u can pay the fine right here" i almost exploded laffing out, so we say "ok" and one cop went to the radio ACTING he was talking to the radio and came back "the judge say is $200 pesos", we made a poll and only had $180, "we only have $180" we said, and the cop say "that is ok", turn to his partner and give him the money "take it... give it, to the judge" with the worst acting ever. was so funny, yeah they let us go, we laffed about it for months =P

This last one sounds like a good scene for a movie or somehting:

one time a friend of mine got pull over and he was drunk, when the cop arrive to my friends window my friend trying to look cool and ok said "is a problem officer" an dhe took a gulp of his beer -_-; the cop told him he was trunk have to take him to jail etc etc etc, at the end my fried directly said "how much to let me go?" the cop said "$200 pesos", my drunk dumb friend took out a $500 bill and ask him "have change for 500?", and the cop said "yes, i have change in the police car" he took the $500 bill went to his patrol and took off ^_^

Haha.. Damn thats pretty funny. Muy chitoso

[slamburger]

Went to a suby meet with my friend. There were like 2 Evo's there. Everyone is hanging out and this cop pulls in the parking lot. drives right up to the middle where pretty much everyone is standing and says all serious "Who has the Evo?" everyone is like oh shit these guys are gonna get rolled. So The cop gets out of his car pops the trunk and then says "Cuz i got some Evo parts for sale!!!" he pulls out a catback and like IC pipes and a BOV haha everyone started laughing the Evo guys came out from hiding and said they weren't interested, the cops very cool chilled for a min and then took off.

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by bik

(words)

You know what's funny? You speak better English than some of the Americans posting in this thread.

Congrats.

[sittinSideways99]

Last Halloween I was hanging out with a few friends in Michigan. We were going to eat in the city, then head up to a Halloween party. Because we were heading directly to the party after eating, we were dressed up in costume as we walked down the streets towards the restraunt. One of my friends was dressed up as the guy from Reservoir Dogs. He was wearing a black suit with black glasses, and he had a fake pistol tucked behind his shirt.

Anyway, as we're walking, a cop car pulled up with two cops in it, one stays inside, and the other one - a fairly young guy, probably under 25 comes out and walks towards us.

Cop - Hi, what are you lads up to? (Bear in mind we're about the same age as this young cop)
Me - Just on our way to eat.
Cop - Where are you eating?
Me - *Restraunt name I forgot*
Cop - We've had reports of a couple of lads breaking into cars and stealing stereos around here, probably not you two since you didn't try to run [laughs], but do you mind if I search you?
Friend - Sure, but before we go any further, I just wanna let you know, I have a toy gun in my inside pocket as part of my costume.
Cop - Sure thing, if you just keep your hands at your sides I'll take the toy and look at it.

He opens my friend's jacket and takes the toy gun

Cop - Ha Ha, I'd be Johnny Top Banana at the station if this was real.
Friend - No, you'd be dead.
Cop - ...
Friend - ...
Cop - Yeah, well, I guess you guys can go now.

Most awkward and uncomfortable silence ever.

[ho0dlumka13]

cop called my car a honda prelude im guessing thats why i got pulled over lol

[Schassis707]

Originally Posted by ho0dlumka13

cop called my car a honda prelude im guessing thats why i got pulled over lol

Lol there is only one cop in the surrounding cities that pulls me over and every fucking time he asks" this is a Acura integra right"......

[spoolandslide]

Got pulled over once.

Cop told me how my ride was straight out of Road Warrior.
Got a good laugh and left.

[Kwonza Says]

Originally Posted by ho0dlumka13

cop called my car a honda prelude im guessing thats why i got pulled over lol

Was around 3 or 4 AM took a cruise at Modjeska Canyon rd and Trabuco canyon at the end of the road there was a center with Jack in the Box and stores was empty and was hanging out with my buddy who came to visit from the Navy and was going to leave so we were hanging out and the Cop comes and starts to ask questions weapons drugs etc. After all that he looked at my car and said "Honda Prelude right"
Me- No...240sx
Cop-Really?!?! O.o
Me- yeah I have the flip up lights sir -___-

Looked at my expired tags and I was 6 days away form 6 months and they could tow it right then and there. The cop was pretty bummed but let us go ^^Y. Thanks Rancho Santa Margarita PD hahah

[iwishiwas-all*]

welljust tonight two cops came to break up out paryty and i went to the cop and said u see that girl, she as a tonge ring, does that mean shes a freak? he siad most drefinately.
so that was it.

[Pactin]

Originally Posted by slamburger

Went to a suby meet with my friend. There were like 2 Evo's there. Everyone is hanging out and this cop pulls in the parking lot. drives right up to the middle where pretty much everyone is standing and says all serious "Who has the Evo?" everyone is like oh shit these guys are gonna get rolled. So The cop gets out of his car pops the trunk and then says "Cuz i got some Evo parts for sale!!!" he pulls out a catback and like IC pipes and a BOV haha everyone started laughing the Evo guys came out from hiding and said they weren't interested, the cops very cool chilled for a min and then took off.

ROFL, that story sounds too good to be true

[JBao]

Originally Posted by Pactin

ROFL, that story sounds too good to be true

I'm thinkin the same thing.