When you gonna let me tap that?

[XperienceM5G]

me: <insert name here>, I have a serious question for you.
her: what is it?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: that was the serious question? pttf. whenever you want. duhh.
10 minutes pass
her: I was kidding?
me: I wasnt.
end

me: hey ive got a serious question that I gotta get off my chest.
her: yes?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: are you fucking with me .. =p
me: i'm deadly serious
her: who is this?
me: this is definitely not you.
20 minutes later
her: call me.
end